RICHES UNTOLD
NO, MAKE THAT
RICHIES TOLD
Yes, I do realize it unseemly for one to brag about his wealth, but being the most recent member of the nouveaux riche my gauche behavior is but to be expected. Last night I felt well enough - for the first time in a year - to make the weekly poker night with the boys, and to everyone's delight except all of theirs, I kicked their young butts from here to Timbuktu playing no-limit Texas Holdem. In a high-stakes game, I bought in for twenty bucks and cashed out a few hours later with two hundred. So I won a honkin' one eighty! I'm spending it, too. But I haven't yet settled upon what I will buy - something sedentary I can enjoy at home...