Trump lays out his impeachment defense strategy
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, December 10th, 2019 at 10:29 PM (715 Views)
Donald Trump is being charged with two articles of impeachment: Abuse of power and obstruction or congress. We have received information about his defense strategy, as listed below.
- Donald Trump couldn’t have abused power because the House of Representatives is run by dirty disgusting Democrats.
- Donald Trump couldn’t have obstructed Congress because Adam Shiff is a pencil-neck geek, Jerrold Nadler is short and fat, and Nancy Pelosi is deranged.
Case closed! It was all just a witch-hunt and a hoax! And Ukraine is just a made up country! Yeah, that's the ticket! The Democrats made it up for their hoax! And the Democrats need to calm down! They're out of control! AAAAAhhhhh!!!