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Frijos Frijoles
by
The New Little Princess* (2025)

Note: I had to take the Spanish
because the computer was writing

Chorus:




accent marks off the letters
nonsense for them!

Chorus:
Frijos frijoles Leftovers
Frijos frijoles Leftovers
No estoy feliz de verte de nuevo, ha! I am not happy to see you again, ha!
Frijos frijoles Leftovers
Frijos frijoles Leftovers
No estais mis amigos perdidos, no! You're certainly not my long-lost friends, no!
Pense que t' habian tirado I thought you were gone
Pero te han echado But here you are again
Volver a me de [gasp] nuevo Not a lover, not a friend
Deb' interpretar el papel de "basurero"?
Now do I have to play the part of "dustman"?
[Chorus] [Chorus]
ROBERTO: Hola! Chiquitita, te extrane! [Spoken] Roberto:Hi! Little girl, I missed you! [Spoken]
PRINCESITA: Hola, me extrana [Spoken] Little Princess:Hi, it surprises me. [Spoken]
ROBERTO: Por que, chiquitita? Sabe que te quiero! [Spoken] Roberto: Why, little girl? You know that I love you! [Spoken]
PRINCESITA: Hmm . . .Tambien los mosquitos, cuando necesitan un poco de sangre. [Spoken] Little Princess: Hmm . . .Like the mosquitoes, when they need a little blood. [Spoken]
ROBERTO: Ven a dar me un besito, chiquitita! [Spoken.]

[He tries to kiss her but PRINCESITA dodges him several times. She roller-skates away with him in hot pursuit.]
Roberto: Come give me a little kiss, little girl! [Spoken.]

[He tries to kiss her but Little Princess dodges him several times. She roller-skates away with him in hot pursuit.]
PRINCESITA:

[As she rollers away, she starts singing (and the band starts playing) several times:]

Fallaste me, fallaste me

Nunca no puede besar me
Little Princess:

[As she rollers away, she starts singing (and the band starts playing) several times:]

You missed me, you missed me
Now you can never kiss me.
PRINCESITA:

[Stops. Turns around “on a dime”.]

Folds her arms and says:

Espera! Espera!

[holding her arms up in a cross shape]

Then raps, snapping her fingers and clapping the beat (music stops):

Espera! Mi oponente!
Little Princess:

[Stops. Turns around "on a dime”.]

Folds her arms and says:

Wait! Wait!

[holding her arms up in a cross shape]

Then raps, snapping her fingers and clapping the beat (music stops):

Wait! My opponent!
Espera! Mi adversario! Wait! My enemy!
Espera! Mi querida serpiente Wait! My dear little snake
No quiero ser tu chilera ratoncita! I'm not gonna be your cute little mouse!
Cuando me dejaste lloraria

(Singing, music starts again)
When you left me, thought I'd cry

(Singing, music starts again)
Entonces pense que moriria Then thought I'd die
Pense que correri' a Bolivia Thought I'd run to Bolivia
Pero estais de vuelta com' un huacamole But here you are like old guacamole
Que todas comian de That everyone has eaten from
Como frijos frijoles! Just leftovers!
Has perdido tu sabor [pouting][PRINCESITA puts her hand under ROBERTO'S chin] You have lost your flavour [pouting]

[Little Princess puts her hand under Roberto's chin]
Per' un nuevo plato de amor But now a dish I savour
Me ha dado todo lo que y' era buscador [as if telling a secret] Has become my saviour [as if telling a secret]
So change your behaviour!
Sin tuyas promesas que siempre f'eron falsas

[PRINCESITA roller-skating around ROBERTO]
Without your promises - always false

[Little Princess roller-skating around Roberto]
Calient' y picante: con un monton de salsa!

[To the audience, rubbing her stomach]
He's hot and spicy: got plenty of sauce!

[To the audience, rubbing her stomach]
[Sings, band plays, roller-skates around the stage, chased by ROBERTO]

M' ace sentir tan caliente [Band: caliente,ha!]
[Sings, band plays, roller-skates around the stage, chased by Roberto]

He makes me feel so hot [Band: Hot,ha!]
M'ace sentir tan calient' en dentro [Band: caliente!] [rubs her stomach and shakes her hips] He makes me feel so hot inside [Band: Hot!] [rubs her stomach and shakes her hips]
M' ace sentir tan bien [Band: tan bien, ha!] He makes me feel so good [Band: Good, ha!]
M'ace sentir tan bien en el estomago [Band: tan bien!] He makes my stomach feel so good - can't hide it [Band: So good!]
Pero tu . . . [Chorus]

[PRINCESITA: Roller-skates in a circle around ROBERTO up to ha!: then he chases her around the stage as she sings]
[Stops and puts her arms up in a cross shape]
[Band stops except drummer and bassist, who continue]
But you . . . [Chorus]

[Little Princess: Roller-skates in a circle around Roberto up to ha!: then he chases her around the stage as she sings]
[Stops and puts her arms up in a cross shape]
[Band stops except drummer and bassist, who continue]
PRINCESITA raps The Little Princess raps
Para! Un minuto! Wait, one minute!
Espera! Hey, muco! Wait, hey mate!
Que vamos hacer, frijoles d' ayer?
[Roller-skates into ROBERTO, making him walk backward]
Ha? Ha? Ha? Ha?
What shall we do, leftover?

[Roller-skates into Roberto, making him walk backward]

Ha? Ha? Ha? Ha?
Que vamos hacer, frijoles d'ayer? What shall we do, leftover?
Es podrido, nada que hacer This whole thing's rotten and I don't care
We just have to throw you somewhere! We just have to throw you somewhere!
Me gustaria darte l' al la gata

[recorded cat sound played on amplifiers]

[PRINCESITA roller-skates around, with her hand on her chin]
I want to give you to the cat

[recorded cat sound played on amplifiers]

[Little Princess roller-skates around, with her hand on her chin]
Per' ella tiene de clase, no va tolerar esta But she's got class and she won't take that
Lo se! Te dare a los chuchos!

[Stops, puts her index finger up and looks at the audience]
I know! I'll give you to the dogs!

[Stops, puts her index finger up and looks at the audience]
Comen cosos como t' y han comido muchos They eat stuff like you and eat it like hogs
Es mejor que correr cuando s' oye este timbre

[PRINCESITA takes a dinner bell out of her dress pocket and rings it]
Better run when you hear that bell

[Little Princess takes a dinner bell out of her dress pocket and rings it]
Te perseguiran hasta la muerte! [sounds of recorded dogs howling and barking played through the amplifiers] 'Cos here they come and they'll hound you to Hell!

[sounds of recorded dogs howling and barking played through the amplifiers]
Ya vienen! Ya vienen! Corre! Corre!

[PRINCESITA shouts this line, then covers her eyes with her hand]

ROBERTO: panics and runs off stage.
They're coming! They're coming! Run! Run!

[Little Princess shouts this line, then covers her eyes with her hand]

Roberto: Panics and runs off stage.
[PRINCESITA washes her hands at an invisible tap and throws the water in ROBERTO's direction, singing:] [Little Princess washes her hands at an invisible tap and throws the water in Roberto's direction, singing:]
Corre, corre caballito!

Run, run, little horse!
No tu corre 'despacito'!

Slowly don't you run your course!
Por qu' eres Mexicanito Because you're just a little Mexican horse
No como Fonsi, puertorriquenito! Not like Fonsi, a Puerto Rican!
Right, yeah! This is our divorce!
PRINCESITA bows Little Princess bows
*All copyright in the author of The New Little Princess, Dr Jack Edward Effron




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Updated September 29th, 2019 at 11:37 AM by Princesisto

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