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So I've not posted a legit topic in a while, and I feel like my blog is stagnating a little bit.

Seriously, I'd like to think I know who my audience is and what they want to see from me. Today I will focus on weeeeeeeeed.

I smoke a LOT of weed. It's probably my #1 passtime on earth. I've smoked, sold, and grown so much weed over the years that I can safely call myself an expert on the subject. I know what's the best, what can pass for the best, and what everyone wants you to think is the best.

Sometimes people will try to tell you their shit is all that, and say they have Sour or some kind of Kush when they're clearly lying.

To me, the best strains are Blue Dream and OG Kush. Having smoked copious amounts of these two strains, I can safely say they are superior to Sour Diesel.

I've never had the privilege of smoking Northern Lights, but from what I know of it, I'd imagine it's comparable to Blue Dream.

There are a lot of Blue hybrids, but for some reason, they don't seem to compare to straight Blue Dream being cold-mixed with another strain.

Hybrids tend to be overrated IMO.

However, smoking a whole lot of certain strains can leave you one of two ways: either you can smoke so much that you don't get high anymore no matter HOW MUCH you smoke, or, you can smoke yourself into a complete stupor.

It's always best to find the strains you enjoy smoking the most and try to alternate or randomize your input so you don't get accustomed to one type of high; it usually means you're smoking for nothing, and even the most expensive or potent weeds can leave you dry after a week or two.

Ironically, I find that at times when your input of loud is too much to maintain a solid high, you can switch out to reggie and get a whole different smoking experience that still gets you high.

It's not like you can smoke reggie exclusively, though; even though there are just as many kinds of reggie as there are loud, for the most part, you'll be smoking a headache by your fourth dutch.

Mixing reggie and loud is a great way to stretch out the amount of weed you have while helping you get high without using a whole shitload of your main smoke. A good blend can even smoke better than a dutch of straight loud if mixed properly.

Too much reggie is a waste sometimes, but sometimes you only need reggie to get high.

A wake-and-bake scenario really doesn't need loud to get you high. Smoking after you eat doesn't require loud to be enjoyable. A facial before sleep is perfectly enjoyable with reggie.

Some people simply can't smoke loud. I grew up smoking farm-grown blends and reggie bush from Mexico, and I still remember a time when half a joint would get me high for four hours straight.

Nowadays I can smoke two facials of straight STICKY-ICKY back-to-back and I'd be lucky if I was high for more than an hour or two.

It's a shame what it takes to get this shit to work to its fullest capacity. I never vaped or dabbed, so I'm not sure how superior they are in large volumes. I'd much rather enjoy the aesthetics, smell, texture, and smoke of a colorful bud, anyway.

If There's one thing I can unequivocally say about weed, it improves EVERYTHING.

At least until it wears off.

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  1. bdcharles's Avatar
    What's "reggie" and "loud"? They sound like a couple of likely lads from an East End film. Sour Diesel sounds like he might be Reggie and Loud's dealer, or it could be something skanky that will lead to a convulsion. Squidgy black was all the rage when I was at school but I suppose that is not really plant matter. Nowadays if I want to get absolutely mongled, I hit the Valerian Root two nights back to back and even that gives me a nasty little case of the PTSDs.
  2. RhythmOvPain's Avatar
    Quote Originally Posted by bdcharles
    What's "reggie" and "loud"? They sound like a couple of likely lads from an East End film. Sour Diesel sounds like he might be Reggie and Loud's dealer, or it could be something skanky that will lead to a convulsion. Squidgy black was all the rage when I was at school but I suppose that is not really plant matter. Nowadays if I want to get absolutely mongled, I hit the Valerian Root two nights back to back and even that gives me a nasty little case of the PTSDs.
    "Reggie Bush" is plain grass; $5 for 1 gram. "Loud," or "exotic," is shit like Kush or Haze, which cost between $10 and $20 a gram depending on your source.

    An ounce of reggie is $80-$100, while a quarter-ounce of loud ranges from $75 to $125.

    An 8th of loud (3.5 grams) averages between $35 and $50.

    There are fake louds like Green Crack, AK47, and Arizona; these weeds are considered "heady" by some white people as opposed to "middy," which is sub-par.

    I've never heard of Valerian Root.

    Please, tell me more.

    Btw, Sour Diesel is a New York/New Jersey exclusive strain of loud which came to worldwide prominence in 2012 or so as the single greatest American domestic strain outside of Northern Lights.
    Updated March 14th, 2018 at 08:28 PM by RhythmOvPain
  3. bdcharles's Avatar
    Valerian root is, um, it's a powerful herb that the Saxons and ancient Greeks used to promote lucid dreaming. Stuff like Stonehenge, the Minotaur and democracy probably came about as a result of its ingestion. Don't let the fact that elderly ladies prone to "nerves" nowadays drink it as a warm tea deceive you...
  4. TuesdayEve's Avatar
    I am so out touch with pot/herb/grass/weed,
    I now feel a bit more informed of today’s
    varieties and effects. Back in the old days..
    ’round 1970, before you were a twinkle
    in your parents eyes....
    we only had three kinds.Mexican was the
    common ‘mary jane’ going around
    Chicagoland. A ‘lid’ (ounce) for years
    was $15. A step up, accessible but not
    average, was Columbian and more rare
    the Jamaican herb, Mon....a lid was $20
    which later became standard. Hash
    was more rare but available at $10 a gram.
    Bongs were just coming in and Zig Zags
    were the papers of choice.
  5. RhythmOvPain's Avatar
    Quote Originally Posted by TuesdayEve
    I am so out touch with pot/herb/grass/weed,
    I now feel a bit more informed of today’s
    varieties and effects. Back in the old days..
    ’round 1970, before you were a twinkle
    in your parents eyes....
    we only had three kinds.Mexican was the
    common ‘mary jane’ going around
    Chicagoland. A ‘lid’ (ounce) for years
    was $15. A step up, accessible but not
    average, was Columbian and more rare
    the Jamaican herb, Mon....a lid was $20
    which later became standard. Hash
    was more rare but available at $10 a gram.
    Bongs were just coming in and Zig Zags
    were the papers of choice.
    I've smoked hash. I adore hashish. I never had to pay for it, and no nothing of its current street value.

    It's impossible to find, though... There's no market for it outside of exclusive groups of die-hards.

    The highest I've ever been in my life was smoking blue dream, og kush, and hash in the same dutch as a crushed up half 602 (while drinking a 32oz Smirnoff Ice with a half ounce of promethazine and codeine and two 602s crushed up inside of it).

    When I was 15, I smoked some stuff called "cow shit" that I got a half-ounce of for $40 that had me experiencing a residual high for a whole month after I smoked it.

    I shit you not, I spent maybe six months not smoking after that half. I would just randomly get high like three times a day for 15 - 30 seconds. xD
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