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Oscar's Rat Nest. Writing Rodents Welcome.

Under threat of having a toe bitten off during the night, I'm turning this blog space over to my old buddy, Oscar Rat, the writing rodent.

He writes only rodent-oriented stories where humans lose at the end. *Sob!* Very often, myself.

Although Oscar tries his best to act human, somehow the rat in him manages to show through the facade.

Oscar makes a good living rewriting rodent history at the venerable Rat Archives (ala Winston Smith in the book "1984.)

He also has an office in the White House as a Rodent Adviser and Troubleshooter for the President.

Charlie

  1. Oscar Rat

    by , October 18th, 2014 at 11:19 PM (Oscar's Rat Nest. Writing Rodents Welcome.)
  2. Oscar's Biography

    by , October 18th, 2014 at 03:20 AM (Oscar's Rat Nest. Writing Rodents Welcome.)
    Although completely true, my pal, Oscar's biography reads like a fantasy. This is a testimonial to a rat. Not only that, he's much more than a rat. Oscar is a virtual rat, and a famous rat writer, maybe the only one on the Internet.

    He was born in the basement of the University of Hawaii, in the Physical Science building.

    His great-grandmother, Ethel Rathoi had been a native hawaiian, while his great-grandfather was a Norwegian rat that had jumped ship on Oahu. Olaf ...
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