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  1. Sauna chums

    I was in the supermarket when a man let on but I didn't recognize him strait of...the other day I was talking to someone in the sauna an I mentioned that one of the guys he normal sits with let onto me but I didn't recognize him at first and he said it's because your not use to seeing him with clothes on....an weird as it sounds I think he was right
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  2. Ferry fight

    Just stopped laughing...on bbc radio4 an the news reported on a fight broke out after a man when buying his tickets was assured nobody would be wearing fancy dress but a man dressed as a clown appeared an all hell broke loose...I hope there is footage...
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  3. Bad hair day

    Walked around and determined to by pass a local barber but everywhere was choka..so I walked back to the depressed barber an as I'm sitting there he goes into how shit life can be...I've been their twice now an never going back...someone should write an opera about this guy...
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  4. haunted trousers

    I honestly believe I've bought a pair...I was walking around a book shop and I started to do the gay Gordon dance..lucky for me their was no other people around...got home an put them straight in the bin...
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  5. Home Gaurd

    My dream of landing on the Florida keys to make America a British colony again is one war I will have to miss out on but today I went for a swim an the pool was for 50+ swimming and I normally jump in but instead I walked around the pool an even asked the lifeguard in her chair....what time is a public swim...hoping she would say you'll have to come back later..nope nothing...I swam with the old people an never looked out of place...and when war comes I'll probably make home gaurd but I would like ...
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  6. Crime

    Picked up a book about medical crime in britian an it made for shocking reading.. apparently if you travelled anywhere you were going to be confronted with dead bodies...I don't to why I thought this strange
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  7. Coke...

    Bought 6 pack of coca cola in glass bottles an my hunch was right all along..it taste better than a can or plastic bottle... maybe it's a nostalgic thing because I remember the add an that song...teach the world to sing..I wonder if they all got together again like the advert but they would all be so much older an lived more an they might change the lyrics... I'd like to tell the word to piss off...
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