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  1. neighborhood...

    I squat down, awkward, not used to giving blow-jobs or cow milking. It’s a good thing I don’t have a belly. I still have to turn my head and mouth sideways. Best I can do, the desktop, the only flat surface stable enough to hold the heavy water jug, but still not high enough. I certainly can’t hold it and depress the squirt button.

    The water pours half into my mouth, half onto the floor.

    Only later do I realize I have a coffee cup, not thrown away, sitting on my desk. ...
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  2. the drive, again (short)

    “Danny’s Crane Service”. I’ve seen that truck before. How is it that a big-ass truck like that can take all the turns with no issue, while people driving little-cars, road-huggers… comparatively, crawl around these same corners? ‘Lowest common denominator’ comes to mind…

    Case in point: yesterday, on the way home, a person stopped at a yellow light. This is a legally, fifty-mile-an-hour road, four lanes… The guy behind almost plowed into her. I call that bad driving. Maybe she doesn’t ...
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  3. Skin like porcelain

    I was in the toilet last night.

    I am now thoroughly familiar with the

    fact that I am not a plumber.

    Seven trips to the store—store’ers—three of them, and my…
    our new toilet works.

    I am not excited. No, she, it, 'Betsy' I’m going to call it, ruined that for me. Any Betsy that takes that much effort for me isn’t worth it. They’ll be no second date. Her deflowering, our first time together(our deflowering?), will go unnoticed; no ahh, ...
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  4. barricades

    They put temporary ‘gates’ across the alley. It’s nothing official, just some agreement between the neighbors to help keep out the unwanted. I don’t know, maybe the homeless that live in vehicles used to drive in. Whatever, I respect the gates, which are those folding barricade thingies that the city uses, white and orange striped with various agency names printed on them; the next step up from traffic cones, they also have two matching plastic ‘boards’ ten or twelve feet long that are notched at ...
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  5. 25. (language)

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    Got myself up early enough. Up in the canyon some white work-truck with toolboxes for a bed is putt-putting along. Turns out it's a “County Fire Department” vehicle. * Sigh * So I buckle down for a long, slow slog.

    Upon mental boredom and a lack of stimulation my mind drifts to last night’s television and of one of my favorite childhood/pre-pubescent fantasy/documentary flicks, One Million Years B.C. which of course features the outrageous and outstand Rrraquel ...
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  6. a night before 26

    1am and I’m on my way downstairs.

    Will I be hungry? Will I actually get some writing done? Or, will I sit in front of the t.v. for two hours, wasting some more time, and finally fall back asleep, a troubled, shallow sleep knowing I have to be up soon anyway, so why let yourself go all the way back when you’re in danger of oversleeping; making yourself late to work, late to hit the road... which you know is a nightmare after a certain time, and totally ruins your drive after a certain ...
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  7. 27 days

    The coursing herd? Lemmings.
    ...shiny metal boxes.
    Spiral down to realty…

    The painted markings at this point, change, letting you know that the one lane has-to make a right, while the other may continue, forward. Racer X in front of me slows as we come up on the line of stopped cars in front of us, the traffic lights and intersection visible, but ten cars or so, ahead.

    Again I read her bumper stickers; Skatelab on the glass of the rear window; something ...
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  8. 28 days driving and writing-- day something (curse words)

    Another day; another .02 cents.

    5am to 7pm, plus commute. Okay…

    What do we have today, Joe?

    There’s traffic at 6am from Sherman Way south heading towards the 101. Stopgo-stopgo stop-stop-go, stop…go-ooo, stop…

    I know that drill-rig company. I recognize their old-school trucks, the shade of red paint from 1940…

    Sad to say... but they are a bullshit company. That’s been my experience.

    They specialize in septic pits, ...
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  9. boojy kids

    6-15-15

    Got another text from Junior. We sent him off to the Bahamas for “Grad-week”. Grad-week, not just Night. I never went to…

    I looked up their crime rate. Holy smokes. Don’t get rolled; stay in a group, don’t pretend you have money (cause you don’t). Think Hostel, only with a Caribbean flare, Mahn. Some ganja, rum and voodoo before dey take out your kee-dney. Grim on Billy and Mandy. Be Mandy. Doan worry. Be happy. You’ll be fine. Just pay attention… an' doan let ...
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  10. 3. as low as I go... probably not...

    3. Monday….

    Everyone showed up today; the whole army; actually three armies, from three sub-contractors. Good thing, because the owners and the architects are really sweating it that we’re behind schedule. There’s ‘the Blame Game’, but so far it hasn’t erupted into all out war.

    We’ll see…

    So far, so good today… not even 8 am and materials arrived, blah blah blah…

    The important thing is that I made it to the job, and I nearly didn’t.
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  11. 2. Zoom

    3. All I wanna do is zooma-zoom-zoom…

    Hurray! I’m on at 5:30 am, a-gain, and the race is on…

    No, I’m not going to speed that fast, only 50 or so, but I’m stoked because I bought two new tires for the rear. No more checking the pressure/filling up every couple of days, battle of ass-crack hanging out/tugging shirt, hiking my pants. Aaa-nd air costs a dollar, thank you-very-much, Scumbags, who used to snip the ends off to the point where they got a law passed so they can ...
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