1. No loud phone conversations. In fact, please put the phone on vibrate. I don't need "I feel like making love" stuck in my head for the rest of the day.
2. If there is an entire row open in front of me, then please take one of those seats. You do not sit next to someone if there are open seats.
3. If the train is full and you plan on napping, then take a window seat, not the aisle. I flick you in the nose to wake you up.
4. If you are going to bring beer on the train for the ride home, bring enough to share. Especially if you are having a conversation with your friends who are sitting all around me.
In my eyes, this is train etiquette. Please obey. Much obliged.