Do you, like the rest of humanity, have questions about who you are? Do you have an identity crisis? Would you like one?
Fear not. If the horoscope, the Myers-Briggs, your friends, your family, and your ex's failed to convince you of who you are, we can do it for a small fee.
It's easy. You give us blood, and we pull the wool over your eyes. Now you have extra wool for the winter as well as a temporary feeling of identity and purpose.
That laughter? Certainly not friends of yours. You don't need them. Exotic blood runs through your veins. You're special. Tell everyone so they know it.
We don't mind the advertising either. :thumbr: