The morning isn't going well. First, the coffee pot died. Grounds were everywhere, and it took me a while to clean up. Then the kitchen room air conditioner quit. I had to pull out a cabinet to hit the reset button. There were plants on the cabinet, one with water, which of course spilled all over the floor. Then I spilled jam all over my shirt.
I don't know what is it about gooey substances and me. I was using mastic working on a bathroom remodel the other day and managed to get it on the floor, all over me, the sink. No matter whether it's paint, glue, caulk, or anything sticky I manage to smear it all over. Still, small disasters are a lot better than big ones.