Geez, the first thing I do every morning it turn on the bleeping computer. The first place I log on to is this forum, which would be fine if I actually accomplished something. Which I do, every now and then. Mostly I just peruse the posts, then wander off to various web sites - a comedy site here, a comic site there. I do go to some political ones, but they only make me depressed.
Usually my wife will wake up, yell something like "Get off that !#@&% computer and fix me breakfast!"
Really I can't blame her, her burdens are heavier than mine.
Oh, wait. I haven't seen that site before. Must be new....