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bazz cargo
February 15th, 2015, 01:00 AM
am_hammy has impugned my honour and I demand satisfaction. This is a poetry off..

The rules:
Three lines
Must make an effort to ryhme
No bad language or naughtiness.

Anyone can play.

In the Red corner, am_hammy, in the blue corner, Bazz Cargo.

Ding ding, round one.

February 15th, 2015, 01:04 AM
Bazz, Bazz, Bazz you're going down.
When we are through with this
It will be I who wears the crown.

bazz cargo
February 15th, 2015, 01:09 AM
Ducking left, swerving right,
Ha ha missed me,
You can't fight.

February 15th, 2015, 01:11 AM
Hah, I'm just getting started.
My skill is so vast
Most of it is still uncharted.

bazz cargo
February 15th, 2015, 01:13 AM
Your Satnav Lies,
your feet smell too,
your knees are in disguise.

February 15th, 2015, 01:19 AM
It's not my feet,it's my shoes
They can be second place prize
Right shoe or left, you choose


bazz cargo
February 15th, 2015, 01:23 AM
Puts you on the back foot eh?
Dancing on a point of order,
Too much of that and you’ll be bleh.

February 15th, 2015, 01:28 AM
Nonsense,I can turn it around
I never dance during battle
My feet are always on the ground.

bazz cargo
February 15th, 2015, 01:35 AM
Float like a butterfly,
sting like a bee.
back in a moment, I need a wee.

February 15th, 2015, 02:05 AM
I jump in the fray, then I duck and I swerve
Bazz & Hammy watch out

February 15th, 2015, 02:12 AM
Touché, Tkent, win this round you may
But there will be others to partake in
And many more clever things to say.

February 15th, 2015, 02:14 AM
I clicked this 'duel' thread and somehow knew,
Despite the error, 'dual' is made for two.

February 15th, 2015, 02:18 AM
This must change, as others have joined in
The stakes are much greater now
I wonder who will get the win.

February 15th, 2015, 02:25 AM
It can still be a dual
If we each take a side
Behind which banner will I ultimately reside?

February 15th, 2015, 02:36 AM
This gets more exciting with each line
I think, just to not lose my edge
I shall grab a bottle of wine.

February 15th, 2015, 02:47 AM
Pop the cork,
drink it fast,
Let your rhymes not be surpassed.

February 15th, 2015, 02:50 AM
One step ahead, already done
My rhymes will shine
Much brighter than the sun.

February 15th, 2015, 02:54 AM
My rhymes make you delirious
'Cause now I'm gettin' serious
The words they are mysterious

February 15th, 2015, 03:03 AM
Ya'all sure are being silly
if you don't admit the best of rhymes
come from this here ol' hillbilly.

February 15th, 2015, 03:07 AM
Who's that being wheeled out on that gurney?
Oh...it's just our friend,
The hillbilly attorney.

February 15th, 2015, 03:12 AM
I feel it is safe to infer
that he might be no threat
or will a revival occur?

February 15th, 2015, 03:16 AM
If the hillbilly feels diminished
He'll just file an appeal
And beat you down until you're finished

February 15th, 2015, 03:25 AM
I claim my words to be my best defense
If it's a case that he wants
There will be no false pretense.

February 15th, 2015, 03:33 AM
In my life I've learned this rule:
if you argue with a lawyer,
you're certainly a fool.

February 15th, 2015, 03:38 AM
IM is right but this is true
that to argue with a woman
makes a bigger fool of you

February 15th, 2015, 03:42 AM
I applaud your wit Tkent
I agree, as surely that argument
would leave one completely spent.

February 15th, 2015, 04:44 AM
Arguing with women scares a bloke, 'tis true!
But I've got to warn you, ladies,
my dear old granny scares me more than you.

February 15th, 2015, 04:51 AM
Young Am_Hammy is wiser
Than her age would suggest
Her arrangement of words is simply the best

February 15th, 2015, 04:58 AM
It seems IM sticks us with the rookies.
If we could ever chill with your granny
She'd offer us milk and cookies.

February 15th, 2015, 05:07 AM
TKent and am_hammy are witty gals I know,
but you'll want to take your seats
for this Ozark Mountain Man's mighty rhyming show.

February 15th, 2015, 05:14 AM
Boofy purrs and smirks at them all working on their rhymes,
She takes them in,
knowing they'll pay... for every worded crime.

February 15th, 2015, 05:19 AM
A new contender has joined this game
What will Boofy-cat bring to the table
What will be her angle, where will she aim?

February 15th, 2015, 05:24 AM
Lady Boof arrives with her word acrobatics
But it'll take a degree in urban science
To out rhyme these fanatics

February 15th, 2015, 05:25 AM
Lo and behold, inspiration comes!
The perfect target sits before me,
cute and furry hamster, yum!

February 15th, 2015, 05:29 AM
I have a fancy feline on my tail!
This game of "cat and mouse" begins!
I must somehow lead her off my trail.

February 15th, 2015, 05:32 AM
My eyes are sharp,
My tongue is sharper,
Run away! Yeah, that's right, scarper!


February 15th, 2015, 05:52 AM
Into the game room young Boofy does now creep,
her and hammy and TKent,
don't they ever sleep?

February 15th, 2015, 05:55 AM
Don't underrate cats in the dark,
Claws unsheathing as they prowl,
InstituteMan, you are a lark!

(But really, it is nearly 5:00AM here! eep, cat nap)

February 15th, 2015, 05:58 AM
The wicked and witty do not rest.
There is no time for sleeping
When you strive to be the best.

February 15th, 2015, 03:13 PM
Sir Bazz has unleashed Pandora's box of evil
The desire to kill and win: primeval
No swords, just words to end this upheaval

February 15th, 2015, 03:36 PM
The beast within cannot be tamed
My attack of words could put one to shame
Beware of my strike, or be maimed.

February 15th, 2015, 03:52 PM
Your beastly roar is but a meow,
I may be new but I'm on the prowl,
So watch your backs, and heed my growl.

February 15th, 2015, 03:56 PM
The battle rages on! Tension is climbing
I will be watching you, lets see what you got
It will be difficult to compete with my rhyming

February 15th, 2015, 04:39 PM
This Pea's rhymes are dope and make me uneasy
But alas all I need is time to regroup
I'll just add some ham and make a pea soup

February 15th, 2015, 05:15 PM
Wordplay can be quite addictive
and maybe not too restrictive
in this addled, quaint collective.

February 15th, 2015, 05:26 PM
There are no limits to this banter
It is a contest to decide
who will be the ultimate enchanter.

February 15th, 2015, 05:32 PM
Pouty lips
curvy hips
and the heart within me flips.

February 15th, 2015, 05:32 PM
It will be me, can't you see,
You may try and you will fail,
The mighty Pea. She will avail.

February 15th, 2015, 05:33 PM
Yes, the chime of a rhyme is simply sublime.
But addict you say? We can quit any time!
This is no obsession to make our words rhyme.

February 15th, 2015, 05:42 PM
Tkent I do concur,
but when making words rhyme
I confess there is a strong allure

February 15th, 2015, 05:44 PM
When Bazz doth return, he'll wish he'd considered
How many would fall in this challenge he delivered
The taste of this win, though sweet will be bitter

February 15th, 2015, 05:46 PM
The rhyme, in time
can be sublime
it's a poet's crime

February 15th, 2015, 05:49 PM
There are formidable foes, I feel humbled
For indeed when Bazz returns,
We shall see if his resolve has crumbled

Crowley K. Jarvis
February 15th, 2015, 05:51 PM
Oh, what's this? They're trying to boast?
But I travel time, and crave poet toast.
So I'll go back, make a rhyme, and then post!

February 15th, 2015, 06:06 PM
Soft, what Buttercup doth rhyme indwell
that spins a haunting, daunting spell,
what secrets do the petals tell?

February 15th, 2015, 06:07 PM
Boast? I think not since we say what is true
No exagerration is needed, we'll prove this to you
By the end of this contest, you'll agree with us, too

February 15th, 2015, 06:20 PM
The genius here fills me with glee
I'm anxious and waiting to see
who the next brave soul will be

Crowley K. Jarvis
February 15th, 2015, 06:31 PM
Heart of clockwork, do you not tell time? Metal petals never fall.
Three bars, abundant room for rhyme, you doubt I would outlast you all?
But enough, I leave you all to fate, I'm here to rhyme, I shan't debate!

February 15th, 2015, 06:44 PM
bazz is beaten and he knows it
the tears on his face obviously show it
Dude knows he's not a poet.....

burn bazzy burn...

February 15th, 2015, 07:02 PM
Ah, Firelady I see your ken
that tolls the knell we're crawling in
for what what rhyme shall we begin?

- - - Updated - - -

Ah, Firelady I see your ken
that tolls the knell we're crawling in
for what rhyme shall we begin?

February 15th, 2015, 07:15 PM
[-X midnightpoet with the golden pen
the way you rhyme is a sin
is bazzy your long lost poetic twin????


February 15th, 2015, 07:18 PM
Can we turn back time and end this debate?
Do we even remember what started it all?
Like the Hatfields and McCoys, it may be too late

February 15th, 2015, 07:24 PM
Ahh, but it is all part of the plan
Let them go on rabbit trails
Survive this competition? Let's see if they can.

February 15th, 2015, 07:33 PM
Oh what rhyme can a poet endure
than make a rhyme that is not pure
to what end we are not sure.

February 15th, 2015, 08:06 PM
Her attention is needed in so many places
She could be out hiking in wide open spaces
Instead it's the wonder of rhyme that she chases

February 15th, 2015, 08:14 PM
Okay, Bazz, what words shall you prattle
you started with a big burr under your saddle
or maybe you should just skedaddle.:biggrin:

February 15th, 2015, 09:07 PM
Poetry is not new to me
but why only three lines
when we have so much to see?

February 15th, 2015, 09:28 PM
Nellie is the Queen of the haiku
if you had her prowess
you could be too

Ahhh TKent is such a classy act
she can pull a rhyme right out of her hat
Lady's got talent--that's a fact..

February 15th, 2015, 09:38 PM
Bazz is missing, that's a shame,
because he's sure losing
his rhyming game.

February 15th, 2015, 09:43 PM
I suspected as much
He writes a big game
But he doesn't have the magic word touch

February 15th, 2015, 09:45 PM
Where is this man, Bazz, who started this war?
With words as my rapier, I slice through the door.
Ah, there he is sleeping (my, what a loud snore!)

February 15th, 2015, 09:48 PM
Let's put toothpaste on his face
and before he wakes up
We leave gracefully without a trace.

February 15th, 2015, 09:49 PM
bazzzz, don't think hammy
is just a mischievous grin
the lady wields a talented pen...

February 15th, 2015, 09:53 PM
Fire, your words simply flatter
But I will not let my ego become fatter
or my performance here will not matter.

February 15th, 2015, 09:58 PM
jenthepen has them writing bones
the Queen of rhyme
sits on her throne

February 15th, 2015, 10:00 PM
Julia, she's soft and kind,
until you read her poems,
they're fire fueled rhymes!

February 15th, 2015, 10:02 PM
This thread moves at such a pace,
if I get food I'll lose the race,
my rhymes'll be buried without a trace.

February 15th, 2015, 10:09 PM
Food for thought is what you'll need
This is a marathon
If you don't eat food, you wont succeed

February 15th, 2015, 10:16 PM
What? Waste my time on food, not rhyme?
What kind of foolishness is this?
There'll be time to eat once victory is mine.

February 15th, 2015, 10:20 PM
Not just food, but also work,
my work in progress
I shall not shirk!

February 15th, 2015, 10:23 PM
I feel I have a skill that others do not.
Multitasking: I'll write and eat for days
and I can still give it all I got!

February 15th, 2015, 10:25 PM
boofy with that impish face
writes such elegant poetry
with finesse and grace

February 16th, 2015, 12:14 AM
She slips into this thread, sly as a Fox
Her words are cunning and quick
Her way with words simply rocks!

February 16th, 2015, 12:37 AM
when I see "dual"
I think of school
SQL is cruel.

February 16th, 2015, 12:42 AM
bazz and hammy, rhyming in a thread
each thinks the other will cower in dread
but no, they both came out fighting instead.

February 16th, 2015, 12:44 AM
So much talent here to stay
sometimes I'm intimidated
I 'll just go away.

February 16th, 2015, 12:48 AM
The battle continues well into the night
While stars overhead
Shine bright on the fight

bazz cargo
February 16th, 2015, 12:55 AM
(I have read the thread, epic)

In a mumbling tone,
leave me alone.
I have to wash my face.

February 16th, 2015, 12:57 AM
Nellie, come back!
I know you have much to say
You're part of this poetry pack!

bazz cargo
February 16th, 2015, 01:02 AM
Nellie, Nellie, please don't go.
Out in the night,
the cold and the snow.

February 16th, 2015, 01:03 AM
Just as we packed up our rhymes to go
In comes the infamous, Bazz Cargo
We circle our foe and say, "On with the show!"

February 16th, 2015, 01:06 AM
I can't wait to see what he has in store
Will his rhymes be brilliant and grand?
Or will they be nothing but a bore?

bazz cargo
February 16th, 2015, 01:06 AM
A word from the left,
a sentence from the right,
a fool with a pen is outta sight.

Crowley K. Jarvis
February 16th, 2015, 02:16 AM
Golden plumage laced with white,
Perched up high with grace and might,
Neither night, nor sight of Bazz gives us fright.

February 16th, 2015, 02:30 AM
Nellie, dear, don't go away!
Your rhymes I hope will stay,
plunge right into the rhyming fray!

February 16th, 2015, 06:03 AM
It has gotten quiet this night
Round two will be close at hand
Rest well, and be ready to fight!

February 16th, 2015, 12:48 PM
Come out of hiding bazzzz
it's just a game
no need to hide away in shame....

February 16th, 2015, 03:46 PM
Could be scheming something grand
For all we know
We just stepped in sinking sand.

February 16th, 2015, 05:08 PM
I'm back, speaking loud and clear
but it is snowing heavily
and for my life, I steer clear.

bazz cargo
February 16th, 2015, 10:04 PM
One hand clapping,
I've been napping,
need my beauty sleep.

bazz cargo
February 17th, 2015, 12:06 AM
What is this?
Have I won?
Who owes me a kiss?

February 17th, 2015, 12:10 AM
Oh look Bazz is awake
I will be nice for a moment,
Want a piece of chocolate cake?

Nevermind, I take it back
You get no cake
Another lap around the track!

bazz cargo
February 17th, 2015, 12:19 AM
There will be wailing and gnashing of teeth,
you cake thief.
Come back here.............

Crowley K. Jarvis
February 17th, 2015, 12:24 AM
Oh what's this? They're still at it?
Past naps and tea; and haven't had enough?
I'll keep cracking at it, this isn't that tough!

February 17th, 2015, 12:26 AM
You got "too big for your britches"
Now prepare for words to slice, bazz
The only thing you get now is stitches!

February 17th, 2015, 07:36 PM
What is it about bazz?
what is up for grabs?
what is it that he has?

bazz cargo
February 18th, 2015, 12:47 AM
I wonder that myself,
I'm just an ordinary fool,
a total failure at cool.

February 18th, 2015, 12:50 AM
I wouldn't sell yourself short
You can be witty and quick
You're a good sport!

bazz cargo
February 18th, 2015, 12:53 AM
Ta so much for words of kindness,
but it won't stop me fighting this dual,
and kicking your behindness.

February 18th, 2015, 01:13 AM
Don't mistake my friendly smile
I always set myself up for an ace
and I'll win, cause that's my style

*hair flip*

February 18th, 2015, 09:37 PM
What have I stumbled across?
A battle for poetry power?
Who will be the boss?

bazz cargo
February 18th, 2015, 11:35 PM
Hi KJay, I'm pleased to meet you.

Fire and ice,
I flip twice,
Cos I'm not nice.

Crowley K. Jarvis
February 19th, 2015, 12:39 AM
Days now and they're still not tired.
Any longer and I'll be retired,
or expired-how dire.

February 19th, 2015, 01:56 AM
Is it time for round two?
Or is it round seven?
I haven't a clue.

February 19th, 2015, 03:27 AM
Round two or three or eight,
you will surely lose to me
unless your rhyme you elevate.

February 19th, 2015, 03:40 AM
It's the middle of the week
I'm just going easy on everyone
My rhymes are anything but meek

February 19th, 2015, 03:54 AM
bazzzz--hammy gave you what you deserve
step back Dude---
You've just been served....

Crowley K. Jarvis
February 19th, 2015, 04:09 AM
Time for bed, three lines of text
Sod turned up by the harrow.
you'd best feel dread, because you're next.

(My verses too dark? Just wait for tommorow. >:I )

John Oberon
February 19th, 2015, 07:40 PM
What a knock-down drag-out...

This thread, though fun, appears done.
It's time to run, and no pun -
The war is won; we are one.

February 19th, 2015, 09:17 PM
Ain't over 'til I hear that lady sing
The war with words will never be over
I'll still be waiting in this ring.

bazz cargo
February 19th, 2015, 10:18 PM
Scratch and bite,
through the night,
my delight.

February 20th, 2015, 03:27 AM
I'm not done, I'm not through.
I'll keep on with my rhyming
and wipe the floor with you.

February 20th, 2015, 03:39 AM
What is this? Some sort of writer Rap battle?
bunch of fools running round
Looks like I got some cages to rattle.

February 20th, 2015, 03:46 AM
Here comes Deafmute to join the fray!
His rhymes will win, he does say,
but he has no chance here today.

February 20th, 2015, 03:52 AM
What's that? I'm afraid didn't hear you
Threatening me with words like that
Now you're a comedian too?

February 20th, 2015, 03:55 AM
You may be deaf, you maybe mute,
but you're gonna lose your poem fight
to the Big Time Rhymes of Institute.

February 20th, 2015, 04:20 AM
I must really be deaf,
I must really be mute,
I best get ready for your funeral, now where is my suit.

February 20th, 2015, 04:32 AM
Yes, my friend, a funeral sure is nigh,
but I must warn you, Deafmute, I speak the truth
when I say 'tis your rhyming that will die.

February 20th, 2015, 04:38 AM
My rhyming die? That certainly would be odd.
my words are immortal.
Who are you instituteMAN to trade blows with a God.

February 20th, 2015, 04:40 AM
Oh shooooot, this battle is intense
Which will spit the winning rhyme
I'm hangin' in suspense

February 20th, 2015, 04:56 AM
Cross swords ye of emotions driven
less adversaries for this old warrior
as cozier the more lay stiffen

February 20th, 2015, 04:59 AM
Join in this fray.
Don't be timid my little ham
Just sock him in the jaw, like Bing, Bang, Bam!

February 20th, 2015, 05:05 AM
Whoa there, LeeC is taking this old school
I better grab a thesaurus
before I look like a fool.

February 20th, 2015, 05:07 AM
I fear I have lost my four leaf clover
Gotta be careful, this could turn me to bacon
might be fried by the time this is over

February 20th, 2015, 03:54 PM
Ms hammy, aren't thou fearless
as all can be
your clover is under the tree.

February 20th, 2015, 03:57 PM
Nellie, you've found it!
I won't be bacon yet!
Gunna dish out another hit!

February 20th, 2015, 04:09 PM
You gotta watch your tongue
if you don't want to be fried
like bacon 'cause words divide.

February 20th, 2015, 04:22 PM
So many nice ladies with
kind words they wield while
beaten poets litter the field.

February 20th, 2015, 05:07 PM
Note the purple prosed, washed up poet
he has bull and knows how to throw it
might as well get a boat and row it.:joker:

February 20th, 2015, 06:24 PM
Boatload of bull and thinks he can row it?
This thread already full enough to fill a moat.
Take that stinkin' thing and sink it.

bazz cargo
February 21st, 2015, 12:21 AM
Mjölnir my rubber friend,
will bash you all around the bend,
then I will win, in the end...

February 21st, 2015, 12:31 AM
Shocked that this battle is still going strong
She jumps back in the fight as they play her theme song
No longer caring who's right or who's wrong

February 21st, 2015, 12:39 AM
I'm filled with delight, so many have joined
Without everyone, this thread would be dead
So many poems have been coined


February 21st, 2015, 04:32 AM
It's time to rhyme sublime,
but I've been drinking while professiolly linking
and drunken verse is a crime.

PS: I'm actually plenty sober, which is why this fight isn't over.

February 21st, 2015, 05:17 AM
Here it be 20 below
and your hot air crow
is hopeless in the snow

February 21st, 2015, 06:01 AM
(Sorry, I couldn't wait any longer as it's past my bedtime IM and I'm tired, so this is my next reply)

Your animated naiveté is funny
with but a rabbit's foot sonny
unaware it saved not the bunny.

February 21st, 2015, 06:10 AM
bippity-bop bounce
not enough Lee, to prevent this little trounce

February 21st, 2015, 04:28 PM
Look at all the savvy and smart
I'll watch and learn all the tricks
My skills will be off the chart

February 21st, 2015, 04:46 PM
Oh, where shall I begin
to let ya'll know it is I
who will eventually win?!

February 21st, 2015, 05:19 PM
More lambs to the slaughter
with their endless blabber
to quench my dry bladder

bazz cargo
February 21st, 2015, 05:30 PM
Kickass will soon be done,
and then I will have some fun,
when LeeC I will stun.

February 21st, 2015, 06:06 PM
Absent value of mum
onward rushing they come
beating their hollow drum

bazz cargo
February 21st, 2015, 06:09 PM
Talking twaddle,
as you waddle,
through a puddle.

February 21st, 2015, 06:23 PM
When it talks like a duck
and hastens to the muck
it too soon becomes stuck

February 21st, 2015, 06:24 PM
removed by firemajic.

bazz cargo
February 21st, 2015, 06:25 PM
Four wheel drive duck,
with independent luck,
and plenty of pluck.

February 21st, 2015, 06:28 PM
removed by firemajic

bazz cargo
February 21st, 2015, 06:38 PM

Just cos you're a Hammy fan,
doesn't mean that you can,
turn French on me.

February 21st, 2015, 07:22 PM
What's this? my name I see
Hear ye, hear ye, I will make a decree
Hammy's the best, a clever poet is she.

February 21st, 2015, 09:35 PM
I now see the battling is ongoing
by our many resident poetlings
Y'all have made a darn good showing.

February 22nd, 2015, 02:10 PM
Many tricks to be taught.
But regardless of skill,
victory is earned, not bought.

bazz cargo
February 22nd, 2015, 05:32 PM
Hot air and foolish words,
sharper than cheesy curds,
you will twitter with the birds.

February 22nd, 2015, 05:42 PM
Be careful, or I shall peck out your eyes!
Then you won't be able to read or write
You'll never get the prize.

February 22nd, 2015, 06:09 PM
birds of the feather
ever beneath me
your words cannot teach me

February 22nd, 2015, 06:40 PM
My challengers are like toffee
I shall devour them, but . . .
first I must have some more coffee.

February 22nd, 2015, 06:43 PM
Many predict great things
but forget how much
being defeated stings.

February 22nd, 2015, 06:56 PM
slings and arrows
mere stings by sparrows
they hardly annoy me but I have to resist

February 22nd, 2015, 07:20 PM
I now bow because of the arrow
you slung at me and
hit the Egyptian pharaoh.

February 22nd, 2015, 07:59 PM
Cloepatra, I did try to cream,
though virtual would be
any pleasing scream.

bazz cargo
February 22nd, 2015, 08:55 PM
With a push of a pen,
I'll beat you, then,
make you a frien...

February 22nd, 2015, 09:12 PM
Bazz, my friend, you know in the end
your apostrophes won't save you.
Your poems I rend, for to win I tend.

PS: It was a good idea, but it ends up looking like Yoda went on a bender at a poetry slam.

February 22nd, 2015, 09:21 PM
Personally, I still think I could be the best.
Even though I am a mere youngling,
I have confidence to ace this test.

February 22nd, 2015, 09:27 PM
Hammy, it may take a while
for you to learn that youth and talent
never beats out age and guile.

February 22nd, 2015, 09:42 PM
Hah! Regardless, my wit continues to increase
with the secrets you all have given me.
This battle for words will eventually cease

February 22nd, 2015, 09:49 PM
How can you people think, that this is still a battle
I feel this is a slight, this ain't no fight.
Don't you see? I'm just here to herd the cattle.

February 23rd, 2015, 05:58 PM
At least, if I lose, I have youth to blame,
But if any of the seasoned poets fall
That will be the biggest shame of all.

February 23rd, 2015, 08:45 PM
There are no cattle here to herd
Deafmute, that is absolutely absurd
just take my word.

February 23rd, 2015, 08:55 PM
Absolutely Absurd? That seems a bit strong
just reread though this thread
I know you'll see you are wrong.

February 23rd, 2015, 11:36 PM
I'm no cow, I'm a wild horse!
My spirit cannot be tamed
I run free with fire and force.

February 23rd, 2015, 11:37 PM
You're a wild horse?
I thought you were a hamster...
Doesn't mean I won't gobble you up, of course!

February 23rd, 2015, 11:40 PM
I forgot to mention, I shift shape.
Many forms I can take
For when I need an easy escape.

bazz cargo
February 23rd, 2015, 11:59 PM
I stride across the wilderness,
a god of sorts,
in a silken dress.

February 24th, 2015, 12:00 AM
Bazz, I remember my first day here,
You were sweet to me,
Invited me on Thursdays for curry and beer :3

bazz cargo
February 24th, 2015, 12:10 AM
I know behind that sweet face,
You are a fifty year old man,
with no sense of grace.

February 24th, 2015, 02:05 AM
Horse or cow isn't where it's at.
I'm a herding board mod,
so I know you're each a cat.

February 24th, 2015, 03:45 AM
The old cowboy said and it ain't absurd
Don't drink downstream from the herd
Or your sip may taste like a turd.

February 24th, 2015, 04:41 AM
Whatever manner of livestock the others here may be,
pig or cow, sheep or goat, it's all the same you see,
for in the end the one who wins will certainly be me.

February 24th, 2015, 10:48 PM
Certainly, certainly the winner is you
now of course the contest would be
Who best knows how to moo.

bazz cargo
February 24th, 2015, 11:40 PM
Noise, just noise,
you're one of the boys,
playing with toys.

February 25th, 2015, 01:47 AM
Shall we let the general public decide
who will be the ultimate champion,
And carry the trophy with poise and pride?

February 25th, 2015, 04:19 AM
Putting it to the public is a darn good plan,
because it will be clear to our readers, every Joe, Sue, and Stan
the champion and winner is InstituteMan.

February 25th, 2015, 06:05 AM
Ye young Horn-blowers beware
being caught in your own snare
as Horatio a prayer

February 25th, 2015, 06:30 AM
A vote they say? well how about that
To win I don't need to pray
But I will certainly throw my name into that hat.

February 25th, 2015, 07:04 PM
All the names need to pulled out
Now there is an awful drought
So just sit in the corner and pout!

bazz cargo
February 25th, 2015, 11:22 PM
(I am very impressed that someone could think of a rhyme with Instituteman).

You are out of luck,
you big fat duck,
I'm gonna pluck.

Crowley K. Jarvis
February 25th, 2015, 11:28 PM
Concerned not with feeble tongues waggin',
I smell gold, and thus return like a dragon!
I'll burn down your house, your farm, and your wagon!


bazz cargo
February 25th, 2015, 11:49 PM
(Hi Crowley, I'm pleased to meet you).
Growling and snorting,
I'm not sporting,
your blood will be spurting.

February 26th, 2015, 12:02 AM
Don't get blood on the carpet,
or you'll be sporting a maid's dress
and cleaning up all the mess!

February 26th, 2015, 01:25 AM
Blood scares me not.
I've had toddlers
coat me with snot.

February 26th, 2015, 04:44 PM
Where's the sense in all this dribble,
Continued rhyming unrhymimg riddle,
Can’t the both of you learn to be civil.


February 26th, 2015, 05:34 PM
Civil? Maybe Like a civil war
best arm yourself
I am about to score.

February 26th, 2015, 08:43 PM
Civil? my thought exactly
who needs to be
when more than three?

bazz cargo
February 26th, 2015, 10:32 PM
(Woah Qdos, great to see you out and about man),

Feel my thunder,
hear my chunder,
yours is one great big blunder.

February 26th, 2015, 11:50 PM
my words of warn to thee I send
my plume shall poke it pluck it out and doth offend
withdraw within like 's'-cargo my friend

bazz cargo
February 27th, 2015, 12:18 AM
(Hi Kev, still liking the snails eh?)

I shall bellow,
you into a hollow,
filled with Jello.

February 27th, 2015, 01:23 AM
The quality of proffered rhyme
is fast digressing from sublime
better expressed by a dull mime

February 27th, 2015, 05:08 PM
I'm actually fine with one of you winning
As long as I beat bazz in the ranks
Those results will have me grinning.

February 27th, 2015, 05:23 PM
You have to show that you're a bruser
2nd place is still 1st loser

February 27th, 2015, 05:28 PM
Well...I can't share all of my plan
That's what sleeves and tricks are for
In due time, you'll see what I have in store.

February 27th, 2015, 05:53 PM
I'm actually fine with one of you winning
As long as I beat bazz in the ranks
Those results will have me grinning.
Fear not demure young warrior
BC's rhymes are a horror
the wheezing of a sawyer

bazz cargo
February 27th, 2015, 10:35 PM
I can rhyme,
I'm sublime.

February 27th, 2015, 11:10 PM
Only when you loot
from those more astute
you dare not dispute

bazz cargo
February 27th, 2015, 11:37 PM
You rhyme like Yoda,
or a computer coder,
squashed by a boulder.

February 27th, 2015, 11:38 PM
The cargo ship,
has pulled into port,
to give us lip!

bazz cargo
February 28th, 2015, 12:02 AM
(Hiya Bernard)

I duck and I dive,
I like a good skive,
over competitors I drive.

February 28th, 2015, 07:57 PM
Man, you talkin jive
Someone call the turnkey
and lockup this turkey

February 28th, 2015, 08:45 PM
Just 'cause IM's been busy
don't have yourselves a tizzy
"I'll still beat you," says he.

bazz cargo
March 1st, 2015, 11:21 PM
A bit of flimsy whimsy,
you cut price last Mimsy,
living in Grimsby.

March 1st, 2015, 11:56 PM
who woke the drone
for this you'll atone

March 1st, 2015, 11:58 PM
oh dear(s)
slice off my ears...
so I can't...(you guess the rest)

March 2nd, 2015, 12:00 AM
is my only reply
when I see bazz try

(lol =p )

March 2nd, 2015, 11:59 AM
Ahhhh, I yawn deeply
looks like I didn't miss much
Good to see, you all are still playing easy

March 2nd, 2015, 02:30 PM
Chonge ze tread title frohm 'dull'
ah chop all of you 'n toe-tul
You crap I chopped up ees rull up in my crepe

March 3rd, 2015, 02:33 AM
I expected a duel with words picked to rhyme,
but this feels like debating an ametuer mime,
so I'm liking my chances, this is a fun time.

bazz cargo
March 3rd, 2015, 10:45 PM
I had the biggest shock,
to find a giant cock,
crowing to his flock.

J.J. Maxx
March 4th, 2015, 12:31 AM
So this is the place where words return to die
A grave of rhyme where scholars gnash and cry
Oh, that these souls would say their last goodbye.

March 4th, 2015, 12:51 AM
Thou doest gaze in the mirror
with naught but a prayer
save illusion the grantor

bazz cargo
March 4th, 2015, 11:31 PM
(Hi JJ, pleased to meet you).

A fool and his money are soon partied.
Curried beans are soon farted.
I wish I'd never started.

March 5th, 2015, 01:36 AM
I can smell something gross, super bad.
Something really stinks in this thread,
And it's not that gas bazz just had.

March 5th, 2015, 02:32 AM
Old men talk about the weather
Old women talk about men's failure
to pass air that's not nuclear

March 5th, 2015, 03:06 AM
When in the course of human events,
the discourse to new lows descends,
discussion always falls to scents.

J.J. Maxx
March 5th, 2015, 03:32 AM
Sticky wickets kicking slightly, barely makes a lick of sense,
Neighbors labors taping nightly, peeking through the picket fence.
Golden foldings, origami, rhymes of little consequence.

bazz cargo
March 5th, 2015, 11:53 PM
You can waffle all you like,
you can sell a fish a bike,
I'm calling for an air-strike.

March 6th, 2015, 01:36 AM
I never knew a fish could smell
as bad as this here doggerel
lets just throw it down a well=D>

March 6th, 2015, 03:17 AM
Cats and dogs, living together,
or even a goat loosed from its tether,
no matter the critter, I'll win whenever.

March 6th, 2015, 03:25 AM
Coming from the farmyard
or an English courtyard
just dreams on a postcard

bazz cargo
March 8th, 2015, 12:48 AM
Stuffed and mounted,
badly counted,
fender dented fool.

March 8th, 2015, 01:15 AM
He doth anguish
struggling to brandish
more than gibberish

March 8th, 2015, 01:19 AM
Hah! This is ridiculous, page five already.
I thought it would have died, brutally.
But miraculously, it's still going steady.

Crowley K. Jarvis
March 8th, 2015, 06:15 AM
Hours spent in moonlight with your grace,
why can't time freeze us here in place?
Oh, who am I talking about? Not you, buttface.

Edit: Just realized how that read! No insults meant to anyone in particular! Rather, every reader in general... buttfaces. xD

Bruno Spatola
March 8th, 2015, 03:20 PM
Frankly, folks, it's a bit of a crime,
And should be punishable by death, like, all of the time,
Letting this 'Bruno' try his hand at a rhyme.

bazz cargo
March 8th, 2015, 10:50 PM
Listen to old JJ wheeze,
beaten down to his knees,
by a itty bitty sneeze.

March 9th, 2015, 06:35 PM
endless jabber
void of matter

Bruno Spatola
March 9th, 2015, 06:43 PM
Our dearest Lee,
With his mind (like the sea),
Always on a spree.

March 9th, 2015, 08:44 PM
annoying wind
breath of the sinned
it must rescind


a fair gentle breeze
here naught but old cheese
a decrepit wheeze

bazz cargo
March 9th, 2015, 11:53 PM
Oh Lee the fairest of them all,
getting drunk at the policeman's ball,
setting himself for a mighty fall.

March 10th, 2015, 12:18 AM
More the pity I shan't fall so far
to reach such dreadful depths of bizarre
so I bid the vanquished au revoir

bazz cargo
March 10th, 2015, 12:36 AM
(Bugger, good rhyming Lee).

Stuffed and mounted,
you won't be counted,
no rules flouted.

March 10th, 2015, 12:58 AM
(Confined to saddles
in cow-punchin' battles
we passed the time with rhyme riddles)

Stuffed I shall prevail
not fearing a pin prick fail
when hot air escapes the whale

March 10th, 2015, 01:52 AM
If we are serving up hot air,
then battle with me if you dare,
for I am a lawyer, be aware.