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Olly Buckle
December 28th, 2013, 11:44 AM
I guess everyone knows

Roses are red
Violets are blue
You are my love
And I love you

and probably some variations like the seasonal one,

Roses are reddish
violets are blueish
If it weren't for Christmas
We would be Jewish.

But how about making some up?

Like

Roses are red,
violets are blue
Come on play my game
It's something to do

Alexa
December 28th, 2013, 11:48 AM
Roses are red
Most plants are green
Maybe I'll play this
Whatever you mean.

midnightpoet
December 28th, 2013, 03:58 PM
Here's a historical one

Roses are red
roses are white
Lancaster and York
put up a big fight

Alexa
December 28th, 2013, 04:50 PM
Roses are red
Sometimes they're yellow
Someone bought me a dozen
He was a very nice fellow

midnightpoet
December 28th, 2013, 06:47 PM
Winter:

roses have thorns
weeds have thistles
snowballs fly
like guided missiles

Alexa
December 28th, 2013, 07:13 PM
Rose's are red
Charlotte's are pink
But they may not be flowers
What do you think?

Blade
December 29th, 2013, 03:58 AM
My recall of this verse is from an American 60's pop song done by Bobby vinton.

Roses are red, my love
Violets are blue
Sugar is sweet, my love
But not as sweet as you.

Child_Alchemist
December 29th, 2013, 06:09 AM
roses are red
with the bloodshed of you
the voices in my head said
this is what i had to do

(too dark?)

Child_Alchemist
December 29th, 2013, 06:13 AM
maybe something a little lighter...

roses may be red
but violets are definitely purple
i would've liked this thread
if it didn't send me on such a colorful hurdle

:flower:

Olly Buckle
December 29th, 2013, 10:00 AM
Roses are red
Some flowers are violet
It's a colourful thread
But some seem to like it.

Olly Buckle
December 29th, 2013, 10:11 AM
Roses are red for love, courage and passion
Yellow's a colour of a lighter fashion,
Gladness and joy, perhaps jealousy,
But violets are modest and that is for me

Alexa
December 29th, 2013, 12:45 PM
Roses are reddish
At least in verse
This one is rubbish
But one or two are worse.

Bloggsworth
December 29th, 2013, 01:29 PM
For our Irish members:

Roses are red
violets are blue
I love Colcannon
and I hope so do you.

Gavrushka
December 29th, 2013, 01:37 PM
Roses are red
and so are your eyes
You don't belong here
oh Father of Lies

Kevin
December 29th, 2013, 04:50 PM
Some 'comic book' fun:

Roses are red
I can’t find you
Why don’t you answer
when I text you?

Roses are reading
I think I’m bleeding
Who is that person
Out there with you?

Roses are bleeding
What should I do?
I can’t stop thinking
of him with you.

Roses are bled
That’s what she said
I can’t stop pleading
her line goes dead.

Roses are dying
Thinking of you
I can’t stop crying
What can I do?

Roses are bleeding
You’re turning blue
Now you’ve stop pleading.
He won’t have you.

Roses are dead
Night sky turns blue
Soon they will get me
I’ll be with you.

shedpog329
December 30th, 2013, 04:21 AM
Roses are red
violets are blue
touch my bouquet
and I'll bury you


Roses are red
violets are blue
Hold these for me
there are prickers too

Alexa
December 30th, 2013, 12:53 PM
Roses are red;
Dahlias are orange.
For breakfast each day
They need toast and porridge.
(It can give them a sore throat
So they might need a lozenge).

Olly Buckle
December 31st, 2013, 11:00 AM
Roses are red
Big, bold as brass.
Violets are modest
and hide in the grass

Alexa
December 31st, 2013, 12:13 PM
There's no truth in the rumour that roses are red.
They mostly stay yellow until they are dead.
Violets are normally picked when they're green,
And tulips turn purple wherever they're seen.

Olly Buckle
December 31st, 2013, 09:19 PM
Roses aren't blue
violets aren't red
Nor will they ever be so's
what she said.

Alexa
January 1st, 2014, 12:50 PM
Roses are red herrings
Not part of the plot
So let's keep our bearings
And see who was shot.

Habermas
January 5th, 2014, 05:36 AM
Roses are red
But why can't they be blue?
You racist bastard, you!

Blade
January 8th, 2014, 10:50 AM
Roses are red,
Mud is brown.
The woods are better
Than a night on the town.

Olly Buckle
January 10th, 2014, 01:20 AM
roses are one colour
Violets another
One is for maidens
The other for lovers.

Alexa
January 11th, 2014, 04:23 PM
Roses are redacted
By editors who hint
That language of that kind
Just isn't fit to print.

Super00141
January 17th, 2014, 06:40 PM
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I have a gun,
Get in the van

:') Beutiful

Olly Buckle
January 18th, 2014, 09:36 AM
Violets peek out
Through frost and snow
Roses need sunshine
As everyone knows

Alexa
January 18th, 2014, 01:51 PM
Roses are reduced
Violets are overpriced
The markets rule all
And verse is sacrificed

Olly Buckle
January 18th, 2014, 04:10 PM
Nice one

Roses are redundant
violets are blue
She went and left
and I am blue too

Chesters Daughter
January 19th, 2014, 10:16 AM
Roses are red
mimicking blood
allowing abusers to vow
violet equals love

Gavrushka
January 19th, 2014, 10:27 AM
Roses are violets
and I scratch my head
What did I just smoke
in my potting shed

Alexa
January 19th, 2014, 01:34 PM
Roses are red,
But mostly they're green:
Their stems and their leaves
Can also be seen.

Gavrushka
January 19th, 2014, 01:54 PM
Roses are brown
as my stools are loose
Blast after blast
it's petal abuse!

N J Xkey
January 19th, 2014, 03:35 PM
Rose's are red
Violet's are blue
With my X-ray vision
I can see your knickers too

Gavrushka
January 19th, 2014, 03:46 PM
Roses are red
Violets are red
All thanks to a nosebleed
I ended up dead

N J Xkey
January 19th, 2014, 05:23 PM
Roses are red
Violets are blue
But decomposition
Plays havoc with hue...

Gavrushka
January 19th, 2014, 05:28 PM
Roses are red
and gremlins eat flowers
But N J will slay them
with her literary powers

Alexa
January 22nd, 2014, 01:11 PM
Roses are redundant
It's all about chrysanthemums, these days
Nobody bothers with romantic poetry
And anyway this stuff is all produced in a haze.

aj47
January 26th, 2014, 04:25 PM
Roses are red
Daisies are white
Odd number of petals...
you love me, all right. :)

Gavrushka
January 26th, 2014, 04:35 PM
Roses are red
As red as my face
Cos Violet caught me
Canoodling with Grace

aj47
January 26th, 2014, 04:46 PM
Roses are red
Roses are black
Depending on whether
you want your ex back

notre dame
January 26th, 2014, 05:07 PM
Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
I'm keeping this brief
'Cos I'm needing the loo.

Alexa
January 27th, 2014, 02:21 PM
Rose's are red,
But quite often dirty.
She's that kind of chick,
Just slutty and flirty.
She might change her mind
A bit, after she's thirty.

Olly Buckle
January 27th, 2014, 03:35 PM
Red roses for passion
Modest violets are blue
And without passion
You can be blue too.

Alexa
January 30th, 2014, 01:30 PM
The roses are red, through and through,
But some people paint them in blue
Quite why I don't know
But they do: there you go.
Modern art, I think: what can you do?!

midnightpoet
January 30th, 2014, 04:24 PM
Roses have thorns
but the petals are soft
just like your skin
up here in the loft

Alexa
January 31st, 2014, 01:50 PM
The reality is that roses can be
A whole range of different colors:
They don't have to be red, as you think.
Where you expect to see "roses are red"
There's often a different kind of ink
On the page. It may turn out to be
orange or yellow or sometimes even pink.

Olly Buckle
February 1st, 2014, 03:06 AM
Roses are red,
But written in white
Highlight the line
You should see it all-right

toddm
February 1st, 2014, 04:38 AM
Rose is dead,
Violet is too;
I just met an Iris,
what should I do?

Gargh
February 14th, 2014, 10:36 PM
Roses are red
Violets are blue
You were convenient
I guess I was too :(

-----

Roses are red
Violets are purple
I need a rhyme
Like an Ass needs its curple

(Bah Hallmark! ;) )

escorial
February 14th, 2014, 10:58 PM
sent no roses
or blue violets
this valentines day
maybe one day

Atmen
April 25th, 2014, 05:26 AM
Red were the roses,
And, violets, all blue,
all things had color,
till Daltonism gave sight anew.

aj47
April 27th, 2014, 04:13 PM
Roses are red
So is some clover
I love you over
And over and over

A_Jones
April 27th, 2014, 06:27 PM
Roses are rediculous
violets are too
Give me some sweet pea
And I will love you!

bazz cargo
April 27th, 2014, 09:41 PM
Roses are red,
violets are blue.
a snail is dead,
under my shoe.

Gavrushka
April 27th, 2014, 11:02 PM
Roses are red,
And I'm a dead snail
I'll haunt that bazz cargo,
and put salt on his tail...

Anirvana
April 28th, 2014, 09:47 PM
Roses are red
Fading like seasons
Like the drops of water
Falling down without reasons

Sun is so bright
Glowing above as far as I see
Like someone holding the light
And calling out the man inside me

Rivers all flow
In their direction known
Unlike the birds
Flying directions unknown
directions unknown..................

midnightpoet
April 28th, 2014, 09:57 PM
Roses are red
like the blood on my thumb
picking up cactus
is really quite dumb

Elvenswordsman
May 1st, 2014, 12:57 AM
18+ - skip if younger.

Roses are red
Violets are blue
You notice my johnny?
It's noticing you ;)

Greimour
May 1st, 2014, 01:09 AM
Roses are red
the season is spring
Love is the outcome
my cute little thing

***

Roses are red
the sky is blue
grass isn't green
did you know that was true?

DarlingD
November 17th, 2014, 10:12 PM
Roses are red
Violets are blue
As you can see
I have nothing to do 😃

Firemajic
November 18th, 2014, 12:59 AM
Roses are red
violets are blue
I stepped in dog s**t
and just ruined my shoe...

aj47
December 9th, 2014, 07:10 PM
Petals are living
Paper is dead
Don't give me real roses
Send fake ones instead.

Bloggsworth
December 9th, 2014, 10:38 PM
Roses are red
violets are blue
must break off now
to go to the loo

Firemajic
December 9th, 2014, 11:29 PM
Rudolph's nose is red
but he's feeling blue
his cousin Vinnie
wound up as deer stew

Olly Buckle
December 11th, 2014, 01:35 AM
Roses are red,
But they're out of season
Violets are blue,
But I don't know the reason.

Olly Buckle
February 2nd, 2015, 11:58 AM
Roses are red
when violets are dead.
There is a reason
they have different seasons.

QDOS
February 2nd, 2015, 05:31 PM
Roses no deal,
Thatís what I feel,
Whatever the colour,
Their fill me with horror.

QDOS

Phase
February 4th, 2015, 09:14 PM
Roses that bled.
No more looking ahead.
All that was said,
Disappeared with the dead.

Olly Buckle
February 4th, 2015, 10:49 PM
Red is the rose
The violet is blue
I'd give either of those
But daisies won't do.

midnightpoet
February 6th, 2015, 04:25 PM
A vampire's valentine:

Roses as red
as the blood that I drink
my bite is forever
and I'm tickled pink

QDOS
February 6th, 2015, 04:58 PM
Roses have thorns,
All those jagged horns,
Beware what they deliver,
They rip and disfigure.

QDOS
February 13th, 2015, 08:42 PM
Roses now toast,
Whatís there to boast,
Well it all turned out for the best,
She still said Yes. So I must be blest.

Dave Watson
February 13th, 2015, 09:07 PM
Roses are red,
Vilets are blue,
I'm locked up in Broadmoor,
And thinking of you.

midnightpoet
February 14th, 2015, 02:49 AM
My love is a rose
With poisoned thorns
I'm willing to bet
She also has horns

Her hair it is red
And I'm all alone
So I don't care
If she smells of brimstone

Nellie
February 14th, 2015, 04:43 PM
The roses were red
for Valentine's Day
but the love was dead
and I fled away.

midnightpoet
February 14th, 2015, 05:56 PM
Roses are red
as the fires in hell
I'm pi$$ed as all getout
I bet you can tell

Nellie
February 16th, 2015, 06:09 PM
The roses are dead
and Violet turned blue
because of what she said
we all knew.

TuesdayEve
October 29th, 2017, 11:42 PM
Roses are red
when I'm thinking of you
roses are dead
when you act like a fool

TuesdayEve
October 29th, 2017, 11:51 PM
Roses are red
violets are blue
edible petals
even in stew

BlondeAverageReader
November 3rd, 2017, 03:42 PM
Roses are red
Violets are blue
My pussy is soggy
He fell down the loo

TuesdayEve
November 3rd, 2017, 10:20 PM
Roses are red
and I can see through
prophetic probations
you make them come true

Olly Buckle
November 4th, 2017, 01:40 AM
Violets are blue
Roses are red
I can't stand you
You do in my head

BlondeAverageReader
November 4th, 2017, 09:11 AM
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Daisy has handcuffs
Fur-covered for you

VonBradstein
November 4th, 2017, 09:15 AM
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Marijuana is funner
And opium too


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BlondeAverageReader
November 4th, 2017, 09:41 AM
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Sadly the meat's tough
You'll just have to chew

midnightpoet
November 4th, 2017, 10:36 AM
Roses can be red
yellow or white
but nevertheless
a Bud can be Lite.

BlondeAverageReader
November 4th, 2017, 11:36 AM
Roses in red
Violets in blue
All in the catalogue
Waiting for you

Olly Buckle
November 4th, 2017, 06:25 PM
Her roses were redish
her violets were bluish
They were all second hand
but still looked quite newish.

Birdy
November 5th, 2017, 03:32 AM
Roses are red
Violets are blew
like dandelion puffs that
relentless grew

BlondeAverageReader
November 6th, 2017, 09:41 AM
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Why are we doing this
Are you bored too?

Olly Buckle
November 6th, 2017, 10:33 AM
Violets are blue
Roses are red
Why do you think I'm bored
Is it something I said?

BlondeAverageReader
November 6th, 2017, 11:59 AM
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Your return came so quickly
Must need something to do!

JustRob
November 6th, 2017, 12:22 PM
Primroses are yellow,
My angel said so,
I'm an ignorant fellow
'Cos I didn't know.

Your roses are red,
Or so it's been said,
So I must be dim
if they are not prim.

P.S.

She says this won't do
Because violets are blue,
And I didn't mention
them, hence this extension.

Is this good enough,
This poetic fluff?
I have work to do,
Don't you have work too?

BlondeAverageReader
November 6th, 2017, 02:01 PM
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Who wants to shoot him?
Form an orderly queue

Bloggsworth
November 6th, 2017, 06:08 PM
Rose's are red
Violet's are blue
mine are white Y-Fronts
how about you?

midnightpoet
November 6th, 2017, 08:41 PM
Red as a rose
but comatose
shrunk like a Violet
in lazy repose

TuesdayEve
November 8th, 2017, 11:31 PM
Roses are red
I had a big slip
Violets are blue
I need a new hip

BlondeAverageReader
November 10th, 2017, 09:27 AM
Roses are red
Violets are blue
We're off to the shops
For provisions for two

BlondeAverageReader
November 11th, 2017, 01:18 PM
Roses are red
Poppies are too
My Mummy made these
In World War Two

(The family doorstop, said to be a dud filled with sand!)

20078

JustRob
November 11th, 2017, 03:13 PM
(The family doorstop, said to be a dud filled with sand!)

20078

It is normal practice to put sand in when making mortar.
Seriously though, nice topical reference to poppies. Good thought that, putting a "stop" to the killing. My uncle died in the trenches during World War one.

SilverMoon
November 13th, 2017, 04:41 PM
Roses are often blue
Violets are well read
They recite poems from this thread
Roses LOL and get the hell out of bed

Olly Buckle
November 14th, 2017, 10:50 AM
I like a red rose,
a violet too,
flowers are cheery
when I'm feeling blue.

aj47
November 15th, 2017, 08:13 AM
roses are crimson
sky shines blue
kelly lunes win

TuesdayEve
November 16th, 2017, 08:30 PM
Roses are yellow
a hat white and red
a belly like jello
coal fills his big sled

BlondeAverageReader
November 24th, 2017, 09:44 PM
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Thanksgiving is over
Now Christmas is due

Bloggsworth
November 24th, 2017, 10:37 PM
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I know it's Black Friday
but I haven't been suckered into buying anything I don't need...

aj47
November 25th, 2017, 12:22 PM
Roses are red
poppies are too
He survived Somme and Passchendaele
to die of the flu

Bloggsworth
November 25th, 2017, 05:08 PM
Roses are red.
Are Violets blue?
I'm told they are
were you told too?

Olly Buckle
November 26th, 2017, 01:22 AM
Some roses are yellow
Some violets are white
For some poor fellows
That doesn't seem right.

BlondeAverageReader
December 8th, 2017, 09:24 AM
Roses are dormant
Violets are too
I'm waiting for Snowdrops
How about you?

TuesdayEve
December 19th, 2017, 09:52 PM
Roses are red
some people sneeze
poor Uncle Joe
pass a tissue please

Olly Buckle
December 19th, 2017, 10:36 PM
Roses are red
Like the blood that they shed
From thorns underneath
When held between teeth

BlondeAverageReader
December 20th, 2017, 06:35 PM
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Santa's are thermal
Firemajic's are too

Firemajic
December 20th, 2017, 06:52 PM
Roses are red
but Rob is NOT blue
he has his Angel
to give flowers to.... ;)

Bloggsworth
December 20th, 2017, 07:15 PM
Roses are red
violets are blue
I'm in Scotland for Christmas
how about you?

Firemajic
December 20th, 2017, 07:26 PM
Roses are red
but I am so blue
I wish I was in Scotland
celebrating with you... ;)

Merry Christmas Bloggsworth...

PiP
December 20th, 2017, 07:42 PM
Roses are red
the ocean is blue
champagne on the beach
and a Christmas swim too

Firemajic
December 20th, 2017, 07:50 PM
Roses are red
and so is PiP's wine
pour me a drink
and we'll have a good time

Merry Christmas, PiP ;)

Firemajic
December 20th, 2017, 08:24 PM
Roses are red
Naughty Olly is blue
Santa was watchin
and he's NOT happy with you

Merry Christmas, Olly! ')

midnightpoet
December 20th, 2017, 10:22 PM
When roses are red as the wine
we might just have a good time
so dear, do finish it up
don't waste one more sup
an experience quite sublime

You know the wine will not keep
the morning will come with a leap
I don't know you're inclined
so finish it I won't mind
it might just help you to sleep.

(I'm liable to get in trouble on this one):-D

Firemajic
December 20th, 2017, 10:31 PM
Roses are red
my nose is too...
DON"T come near me
I have the Flu....

Olly Buckle
December 21st, 2017, 12:17 AM
Roses are red
violets are blue
I'm in Scotland for Christmas
how about you?
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Have a good Christmas
And a good birthday too.

Firemajic
December 22nd, 2017, 12:32 AM
Roses are red
and they remind me of you
it's the time of the year
when I'm feeling blue..

ned
December 22nd, 2017, 10:33 AM
roses are orange
violets are green
well that's how they look
on my old TV screen!

Olly Buckle
December 22nd, 2017, 11:37 AM
Roses belong to the Summer
Violets the early Spring
And yet we put them together.
Now, that is a very strange thing.

Bloggsworth
December 22nd, 2017, 12:15 PM
With Violet's we're talking of knickers
of Roses I'm not so sure
so could you please inform me
so that in time I may be more sure.

ned
December 22nd, 2017, 12:35 PM
Noses are red
violins are blue
playing John Lee Hooker
outside at minus two.

Olly Buckle
December 22nd, 2017, 01:06 PM
That Violet, Bloggsworth, what a girl !

My new love's a red, red Rose
Since Violet left me blue.
She also left her knickers
Now what shall I do?

aj47
December 24th, 2017, 06:59 AM
roses are red
so is a commie
if you give me one
I'll tell my mommy

midnightpoet
December 24th, 2017, 02:04 PM
Roses are red
like Rudolph's nose
born near Chernobyl
that's how it glows.:raindeer:

aj47
December 26th, 2017, 10:58 AM
roses are red
their foliage green
like my wife's eyes
when I gifted Eileen

Pelwrath
December 26th, 2017, 07:30 PM
Okay, my attempt at this.

Roses are red
so is Supermanís cape
The Justice League played
while The Avengerís stayed

Bloggsworth
December 26th, 2017, 08:44 PM
Roses are red
what's Violet's hue
mine is cerise
and George's is too.

aj47
December 28th, 2017, 11:38 AM
Roses are red
too, Jolene's long locks
I gave her the flowers
she gave me the pox

Olly Buckle
December 28th, 2017, 06:22 PM
Violet was an English rose
But left me feeling blue
On the day that she chose
To tell me we were through

TuesdayEve
January 1st, 2018, 07:01 PM
Roses are red
it’s minus two
the sun may be out
but my toes have turned blue

Bloggsworth
January 7th, 2018, 01:27 AM
Roses are red
but I've run out of glue
I'm sticking rose petals
on the wall of the loo

Olly Buckle
January 8th, 2018, 01:14 AM
Roses are blue
Violets are red,
No, what can I do
There's a pain in my head.

Pelwrath
January 8th, 2018, 04:15 AM
Noses are red,
fingers are blue.
I'm tired of this cold,
how about you?

BlondeAverageReader
January 14th, 2018, 05:10 PM
Royals seeing red
Trump feeling blue
There's no wedding invite
Forthcoming for you

Bloggsworth
January 15th, 2018, 12:47 AM
Hoses are red
fire-axes blue
you light my fire
do I light yours too?

BlondeAverageReader
February 14th, 2018, 09:55 AM
Roses are red
Some girls are blue
It's Valentine's Day
But no flowers for you

midnightpoet
February 14th, 2018, 02:30 PM
red roses expensive
alas I am cheap
I'll write you a poem
a true lover's leap

BlondeAverageReader
February 14th, 2018, 03:17 PM
A rose is expensive
So if you feel cheap
Buy me a pot plant
Something to keep

Olly Buckle
February 15th, 2018, 01:05 AM
Red roses are dear
but you can buy white
and get me a paint pot
then I'll put it right

Jeko
February 15th, 2018, 04:49 AM
Roses are red
Violets are blue
My love life is like a poem
That doesn't work

TuesdayEve
February 15th, 2018, 09:11 AM
Roses are red
violets are blue
poor turkey breast
it’s way overdue

BlondeAverageReader
March 21st, 2018, 06:13 PM
Dogwalker wore red
Fidoís poop bag is blue
Chucked into my tree
Whatís a bird sípost to do?

Olly Buckle
March 21st, 2018, 10:25 PM
Roses are red
my love's face is too.
She's in her angry head
and I'm feeling blue.

Bloggsworth
March 21st, 2018, 10:54 PM
Roses are red
and barnacles blue
I'm stuck on my girlfriend
she's stuck on me too.

TuesdayEve
March 31st, 2018, 02:29 AM
Noses are red
lips can turn blue
keep the heat on
springs not here yet

Bloggsworth
March 31st, 2018, 04:10 PM
Roses are fed
lupins are too
the cowslips are blooming
the crocuses blue.

BlondeAverageReader
March 31st, 2018, 05:29 PM
Roses are red
Violets are blue
If you eat all those eggs
Your skirt wonít fit you

Olly Buckle
April 1st, 2018, 08:33 AM
I went to visit a friend at Saltdene over near Brighton the other day and as I walked down the bank that is his verge realised it was covered in violets in flower. Just sayin'.

BlondeAverageReader
April 2nd, 2018, 08:26 AM
I went to visit a friend at Saltdene over near Brighton the other day and as I walked down the bank that is his verge realised it was covered in violets in flower. Just sayin'.

Roses are red
Violets were blue
Till careless Olly
Trampled on through

Olly Buckle
April 3rd, 2018, 08:12 AM
You can mow all the grass
The violets don't care
They live in the meadow
and like it there.

They like the sheep
That keep the grass short
'cause they can't get the light
if the grass is too deep.

BlondeAverageReader
April 3rd, 2018, 12:31 PM
Roses are red
Violets are blue
My greenhouse is full up
And more plants are due

Underd0g
April 4th, 2018, 12:49 PM
Hoses aren't red
They're mostly green
That's why I mow them
They can't be seen

Bloggsworth
April 4th, 2018, 01:01 PM
Roses in bed
between me and you
the prickles are painful
and I'm feeling blue.

midnightpoet
April 4th, 2018, 01:15 PM
Roses are red, Fred
a bloody fine hue
now you are dead, Fred
by catching the flu

BlondeAverageReader
April 17th, 2018, 02:04 PM
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Is my £3 Acer
Too good to be true

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TuesdayEve
April 21st, 2018, 01:31 PM
Roses are red
violets are blue
happily Saturday
with nothing to do

Olly Buckle
April 21st, 2018, 11:16 PM
I found a white violet growing one day
And a bright yellow rose
I was blown away.

Violets come early,
roses come later
There's nothing so weary
As a world weary waiter.

Bloggsworth
April 22nd, 2018, 09:35 AM
Roses are red
my blood is too
I cut myself shaving
what am I to do.

TuesdayEve
May 27th, 2018, 06:21 PM
Roses cast love
daisies host cheer
violets bring spring
barley brings beer

Olly Buckle
May 27th, 2018, 09:33 PM
Rosese are red
Roses are white
Drank Daisy's beer
And started a fight.

Underd0g
May 28th, 2018, 04:24 AM
Wine can be red
Wine can be white
After the fight
I had to take flight

cacian
June 26th, 2018, 09:45 PM
roses are red
blue bells are blue
and also white
they are nature's light

Bloggsworth
June 26th, 2018, 10:09 PM
When roses were red
the sky was bright blue
we was high as a kite
and the tutor was too.

cacian
June 26th, 2018, 11:17 PM
when roses were red
the stars shone bright
the sun was light
and life was just about right

Serra
June 29th, 2018, 02:25 AM
Roses are red
I'm not good with rhyme
Violets are violet
Dinnertime!

aj47
June 29th, 2018, 03:57 AM
Roses are red
Only a dollar
prick you with thorns
Cause you to holler

TuesdayEve
July 1st, 2018, 04:49 AM
Roses are red
mucking’s a pain
the horses are fed
alfalfa and grain

cacian
July 1st, 2018, 06:19 PM
roses are red
and probably smaller
higher is taller
it's not worth it dollar!!

BlondeAverageReader
July 1st, 2018, 10:15 PM
Roses are red
Violets are blue
The sun is setting
My back is too

J T Chris
July 1st, 2018, 10:30 PM
Violets are red
Roses are blue
It's all askew
If you type on your head

Bloggsworth
July 2nd, 2018, 12:18 PM
I had some red roses
some blue violets too
my sister had hollyhocks
and a hole in her shoe.

BlondeAverageReader
July 8th, 2018, 04:04 PM
Roses are wilting
Violets are too
Too ruddy hot here
Howís it with you?

Pelwrath
July 8th, 2018, 04:23 PM
Hope this is okay. A question what is the rhyme pattern used here?

The front door is purple,
side door is red
hope the stones
don't paint it black.

BlondeAverageReader
July 8th, 2018, 05:45 PM
End of 2nd and 4th should rhyme.
Based on Roses are red
Violets are blue. Loosely!

BlondeAverageReader
July 8th, 2018, 05:48 PM
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Second and forth rhyme
Thatís what you do

aj47
July 8th, 2018, 06:21 PM
Roses ain't red
when the rain doesn't fall
in fact you'd be lucky
if they bloom at all

Pelwrath
July 8th, 2018, 06:26 PM
The front door is red
side door is black
I hope it's not painted
if the Rolling Stoned come back.

Bloggsworth
July 8th, 2018, 06:45 PM
When roses were red
and violets were too
your face was florid
and the world it was too

SilverMoon
July 9th, 2018, 01:34 AM
A red rose
will never do
if you want to woe me.

Neither will violets.

Bring me
your green tender.

And I’m not talking about grass.

Fleeting
July 9th, 2018, 09:33 PM
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Smoke the fine herb
Wake covered in drool

Bloggsworth
July 10th, 2018, 09:18 PM
To paint roses red
and spray violets blue
is a waste of good time
and pretty pointless too.

BlondeAverageReader
July 15th, 2018, 03:44 PM
Roses are blurred
Violets are too
That wine was potent
Iím all askew

Bloggsworth
July 15th, 2018, 09:29 PM
Sunt ruber rosis
quad suus 'hic fieri
latine scribo
Sunt tamen hyacintho violas

BlondeAverageReader
July 15th, 2018, 11:10 PM
Qui ruber rosis
quad suus 'hic fieri
eco latine scribo
Sunt tamen hyacintho violas

English dude, English. Read da rules.

SilverMoon
July 16th, 2018, 01:59 AM
Vi! Oh, let's paint the town red tonight
So we can forget our thorny troubles...

midnightpoet
July 16th, 2018, 02:47 AM
If you paint the town red
with roses so thorny
before night is done shed
you might blow your horn-y

Bloggsworth
July 16th, 2018, 01:04 PM
English dude, English. Read da rules.

Violets are blue
roses are too
some rules are made to be broken
just for fun...

JustRob
July 16th, 2018, 01:38 PM
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Don't hold your breath
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SilverMoon
July 16th, 2018, 08:01 PM
https://www.writingforums.com/images/misc/quote_icon.png Originally Posted by Midnightpoet

If you paint the town red
with roses so thorny
before night is done shed
you might blow your horn-y



https://www.writingforums.com/images/misc/quote_icon.png Originally Posted SilverMoon

Vi! Oh, let's paint the town red tonight
So we can forget our thorny troubles...



https://www.writingforums.com/images/misc/quote_icon.png Originally Posted Midnightpoet

before night is done shed
you might blow your horn-y


Tony, an attempt to rhyme in reply....

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cause .... .....................

Don't get me started. I just can't go there!

SilverMoon
July 16th, 2018, 08:27 PM
https://www.writingforums.com/images/misc/quote_icon.png Originally Posted by JustRob
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Fleeting
July 24th, 2018, 06:09 AM
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I am in bed
and your mom is too
;)

Phil Istine
July 26th, 2018, 04:46 PM
Roses are chocolates
and Quality Street is
eat too many
you'll get diabetes

Bloggsworth
July 28th, 2018, 01:41 PM
Roses were red
violets were blue
the planet's now toxic
they all lost their hue.

TuesdayEve
July 31st, 2018, 05:58 AM
Roses are red
James Corden’s in blue
carpool karaoke
Sir Paul, Pink and Jewel

NeoKukulza
July 31st, 2018, 06:15 AM
Roses are red
Violets are violet
I'm on a plane
Where is the pilot?

ned
August 1st, 2018, 05:44 PM
roses are red
that's clearly untrue
I saw one in the bed
that was nearly blue

Olly Buckle
August 4th, 2018, 10:29 AM
Rose thorns are violent,
How peaceful the violet,
Red means danger
Blue welcomes the stranger

BlondeAverageReader
August 28th, 2018, 12:30 PM
Roses have had it
Black spot is here
Together with rust
Itís bye-bye till next year

midnightpoet
August 28th, 2018, 07:22 PM
Last rose of summer
poised for a fall
wilted and crumbling
back to the soil

Bloggsworth
August 28th, 2018, 07:58 PM
The problem with roses
one always supposes
the colour is charming
and always disarming

Olly Buckle
August 28th, 2018, 11:41 PM
Violets are retiring and mousey
Roses in your face, blousey
Hold a rose tight in your teeth
You will find thorns underneath
The blood will gather in drips
Along the sides of your lips
Whilst violets scattered in hair
Are simple and beautiful there.

Bloggsworth
August 31st, 2018, 11:46 AM
Roses, such a red as would
blanche a harlot’s lips with envious rage,
violets the hue of hypoxia
which to choose...

BlondeAverageReader
January 21st, 2019, 01:58 PM
Roses are red
Violets are blue
We saw the eclipse
How about you?

Olly Buckle
January 22nd, 2019, 10:14 PM
The roses are red
The blood moon was too
I was in bed
Like violets, blue.

Had a nasty sinus all last night.

Bloggsworth
January 23rd, 2019, 12:50 AM
Roses are red
Trump is a fool
violets are blue
and Pence is a tool...

Gofa
February 13th, 2019, 08:40 PM
Roses are red
Violets are too
red is my colour
blood is my hue

Olly Buckle
February 14th, 2019, 01:13 AM
Roses and violets
come in blood's hues
arterial reds
and venal blue.

Pulmonary arteries and veins being the opposite, but I can't get that in four lines and rhyme ...

BlondeAverageReader
February 20th, 2019, 09:18 AM
Roses are pruned
Grapevine is too
Washed dirt off the car
Found out it was blue!

Olly Buckle
February 20th, 2019, 09:29 AM
Rosie went red
Held her breath and turned blue
When kids are frustrated
That's what they do

BlondeAverageReader
March 3rd, 2019, 02:02 PM
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Wind keeps on rising
Hope the roof doesnít too

Bloggsworth
March 4th, 2019, 07:45 PM
Roses were red
violets were blue
but life is extinct
no - that can't be true....... Yet

Amnesiac
March 5th, 2019, 02:43 AM
Violets are blue
Roses are black
Those are the colors my father
lashed on my back.

ChloeRose
March 27th, 2019, 01:10 AM
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Our Lab is so big
You'd think he could moo

(silly, but true)

Bloggsworth
March 27th, 2019, 10:11 AM
Roses are red
strewn on the bed
the prickles are sharp
and stick into my head

Olly Buckle
March 29th, 2019, 01:19 AM
My violets are in flower
My roses in leaf
That don't give me power
Nor cause me grief.

ChloeRose
March 29th, 2019, 02:33 AM
Roses are red
Violets are blue
We call it bathroom
You call it loo

ned
March 29th, 2019, 11:49 AM
Roses are pixels
Violets are virtual
an online greeting
and the feeling's mutual

ChloeRose
March 29th, 2019, 01:49 PM
Roses are red
Violets are blue
From across the pond
Good day to you

Olly Buckle
March 30th, 2019, 12:42 AM
Hey ChloeRose
Don't be violet blue
Over the pond we say
'Hi' back to you.

ChloeRose
March 30th, 2019, 02:00 AM
The roses were lovely
The people were too
Castles and tea rooms
What's old was so new

BlondeAverageReader
April 9th, 2019, 12:57 PM
Tulips are red here
Some purple ones too
Dripping wet in the rain
Wish the sun would break through

Olly Buckle
April 10th, 2019, 11:03 PM
My tulips are yellow,
My roses aren't yet
My violets are finished
And yes, it is wet.

midnightpoet
April 11th, 2019, 12:13 AM
Roses are red
Bluebonnets are blue
roses from Tyler
are of every hue.

midnightpoet
April 11th, 2019, 08:45 PM
Red is the English rose
delicate as it's lady fair
but the Yellow Rose of Texas
never puts on airs.

ChloeRose
April 12th, 2019, 09:04 PM
Roses are planted
Wildflowers are too
Butterflies and humming birds
A blooming insect zoo

ned
April 17th, 2019, 08:00 PM
roses are red
like cherry lips
but she's a goth-head
and prefers black tulips

Bloggsworth
April 18th, 2019, 09:48 PM
When roses were red
and violets were blue
the earth was in flux
and space-time was too.

BlondeAverageReader
April 19th, 2019, 10:59 AM
Roses not out yet
Sky cloudless blue
My dry plants are flagging
Thatís April for you!

Gofa
January 15th, 2020, 11:16 AM
Rose are red
the thorns are too
leather and lace
make it oh so true

River Rose
January 15th, 2020, 04:57 PM
Roses are red
Balls are blue
Swelling them up is fun
Is my plan for you.

Firemajic
January 15th, 2020, 08:09 PM
Alone in my bed
I'm missing you
we can't be together
'cause our love is taboo