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March 22nd, 2012, 05:59 AM
"What are you watching?"

* no reply *

"Haven't you seen this one before?"

"I've seen all of 'em before."

"Why are you watching it, then?"

* no reply *

"Does this one have Shatner in it? I thought you said all the movies suck?"

"They do. This isn't a movie; it's one of the series."

* silence *

"Whoa! Who's she? Look at her! No wonder you're watching. Look at her space melons!"

"She's actually a really interesting character."

"I'll bet."

"No, really. She was kidnapped as a child and turned into a human cyborg. Look. She has mechanical parts."

"Oh, I can see her parts. Did they give all their kidnapped victims such large 'bolt-ons'? "

"Those are real! And that's not why I watch the show."

"Well, when you're done watching Miss Rocketship tips, I still want you to help me with getting ready for our guests."

"By your command."

"Watch it."

"I love you."

"Bite me."

March 22nd, 2012, 06:01 AM
*runs off to google seven of nine pictures*

March 28th, 2012, 01:53 AM
I agree, 7 of 9 is hot.:thumbr:

Apple Ice
June 9th, 2012, 08:43 PM
Not really my humour but its good though. well done!

Kat Molina
June 25th, 2012, 03:17 PM
Hehehe. ok you caught me. I'm a treckie, if for no other reason than that I love it. Easy to follow and reminiscent of a conversation that takes place in my house any time bones is on. Great job.

July 6th, 2012, 03:59 AM
Thanks guys. Oh ya, 'Bones'... he's a hottie. :)

July 19th, 2012, 08:45 PM
Shatner reference works for me every time!