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Olly Buckle
December 7th, 2010, 11:18 AM
There have been some Christmas themed limericks in the limerick thread and it made me think, “Why not re-write the twelve days of Christmas taking it in turns with a line each.” Stay as close as you can to the metre and rhythm of the original, but drift as far as you like from the sense.
Here is the original list for reference
A partridge in a pear tree
Two turtle doves
Three French hens
Four calling birds
Five gold rings
Six geese a laying
Seven swans a swimming
Eight maids a milking
Nine ladies dancing
Ten lords a leaping
Eleven pipers piping
Twelve drummers drumming.
Now go:-
On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me ...

Chesters Daughter
December 7th, 2010, 10:05 PM
On the first day of Christmas
my true love gave to me (I would prefer barkeep here as opposed to true love)
a bottle of Hennessy

Gumby
December 7th, 2010, 10:59 PM
On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Two fertile pugs
And a bottle of Hennessey

Olly Buckle
December 7th, 2010, 11:15 PM
On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Three ballpoint pens
Two fertile pugs
And a bottle of Hennessy

Chesters Daughter
December 8th, 2010, 12:01 AM
On the fourth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Four sprawling nerds
Three ballpoint pens
Two fertile pugs
And a bottle of Hennessy

Gumby
December 8th, 2010, 12:09 AM
On the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Five old strings
Four sprawling nerds
Three ballpoint pens
Two fertile pugs
And a bottle of Hennessy

Chesters Daughter
December 8th, 2010, 12:13 AM
On the sixth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Six priests a praying
Five old strings
Four sprawling nerds
Three ballpoint pens
Two fertile pugs
And a bottle of Hennessy

Like a Fox
December 8th, 2010, 12:34 AM
On the seventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Seven pills for slimming
Six priests a praying
Five old strings
Four sprawling nerds
Three ballpoint pens
Two fertile pugs
And a bottle of Hennessy

Gumby
December 8th, 2010, 02:53 AM
On the eighth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Eight frauds a bilking
Seven pills for slimming
Six priests a praying
Five old strings
Four sprawling nerds
Three ballpoint pens
Two fertile pugs
And a bottle of Hennessy

caelum
December 8th, 2010, 03:34 AM
On the ninth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Nine Haitis antsing
Eight frauds a bilking
Seven pills for slimming
Six priests a praying
Five old strings
Four sprawling nerds
Three ballpoint pens
Two fertile pugs
And a bottle of Hennessy

Like a Fox
December 8th, 2010, 05:02 AM
On the tenth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Ten perverts peeping
Nine Haitis antsing
Eight frauds a bilking
Seven pills for slimming
Six priests a praying
Five old strings
Four sprawling nerds
Three ballpoint pens
Two fertile pugs
And a bottle of Hennessy

Eluixa
December 8th, 2010, 06:38 AM
On the Eleventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Eleven snipers sneezing
Ten perverts peeping
Nine Haitis antsing
Eight frauds a bilking
Seven pills for slimming
Six priests a praying
Five old strings
Four sprawling nerds
Three ballpoint pens
Two fertile pugs
And a bottle of Hennessy

apple
December 8th, 2010, 03:54 PM
On the Twelfth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Twelve twaddling tweeters
Eleven snipers sneezing
Ten perverts peeping
Nine Haitis antsing
Eight frauds a bilking
Seven pills for slimming
Six priests a praying
Five old strings
Four sprawling nerds
Three ballpoint pens
Two fertile pugs

And a bottle of Hennessy

Gumby
December 8th, 2010, 04:30 PM
From the looks of that list, we're gonna need that bottle of Hennessey.

Olly Buckle
December 9th, 2010, 10:55 AM
Excellent.:grin:

May I have the honour of re starting?

On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me
A black eye that she handed out free.

Now where will that go? Might need the brandy even more so.

apple
December 9th, 2010, 03:24 PM
On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Two ugly twins
and A black eye that she handed out free.

vangoghsear
December 9th, 2010, 03:37 PM
On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Three drenched wrens,
Two ugly twins
and A black eye that she handed out free.

Gumby
December 9th, 2010, 04:14 PM
On the fourth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Four brawling kurds
Three drenched wrens,
Two ugly twins
and A black eye that she handed out free.

vangoghsear
December 9th, 2010, 05:12 PM
On the Fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Five coiled springs
Four brawling kurds
Three drenched wrens,
Two ugly twins
and A black eye that she handed out free.

caelum
December 9th, 2010, 08:08 PM
On the Sixth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Six knights a slaying
Five coiled springs
Four brawling kurds
Three drenched wrens
Two ugly twins
and A black eye that she handed out free.

Sync
December 9th, 2010, 08:15 PM
On the Seventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me

Seven shots of Bourbon
Six knights a slaying
Five coiled springs
Four brawling kurds
Three drenched wrens
Two ugly twins
and A black eye that she handed out free.

Chesters Daughter
December 9th, 2010, 08:56 PM
On the eighth day of Christmas my true love gave to me

Eight dislodged fillings
Seven shots of Bourbon
Six knights a slaying
Five coiled springs
Four brawling kurds
Three drenched wrens
Two ugly twins
and A black eye that she handed out free.

apple
December 9th, 2010, 09:31 PM
On the ninth day of Christmas my true love gave to me

Nine Brits a primping
Eight dislodged fillings
Seven shots of Bourbon
Six knights a slaying
Five coiled springs
Four brawling kurds
Three drenched wrens
Two ugly twins
and A black eye that she handed out free.

Gumby
December 10th, 2010, 03:18 AM
On the tenth day of Christmas my true love gave to me

Ten brooms for sweeping
Nine Brits a primping
Eight dislodged fillings
Seven shots of Bourbon
Six knights a slaying
Five coiled springs
Four brawling kurds
Three drenched wrens
Two ugly twins
and A black eye that she handed out free.

vangoghsear
December 10th, 2010, 01:33 PM
On the eleventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me

Eleven kites for kiting
Ten brooms for sweeping
Nine Brits a primping
Eight dislodged fillings
Seven shots of Bourbon
Six knights a slaying
Five coiled springs
Four brawling kurds
Three drenched wrens
Two ugly twins
and A black eye that she handed out free.

Sync
December 10th, 2010, 01:48 PM
On the Twelfth day of Christmas my true love gave to me

Twelve monthly payments
Eleven kites for kiting
Ten brooms for sweeping
Nine Brits a primping
Eight dislodged fillings
Seven shots of Bourbon
Six knights a slaying
Five coiled springs
Four brawling kurds
Three drenched wrens
Two ugly twins
and A black eye that she handed out free.

Chesters Daughter
December 10th, 2010, 01:50 PM
On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love gave to me

Twelve strummers bumming
Eleven kites for kiting
Ten brooms for sweeping
Nine Brits a primping
Eight dislodged fillings
Seven shots of Bourbon
Six knights a slaying
Five coiled springs
Four brawling kurds
Three drenched wrens
Two ugly twins
and A black eye that she handed out free.

Chesters Daughter
December 10th, 2010, 04:33 PM
This is so much fun, I am taking the liberty of beginning another.

On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me

A cartridge made by HP

Sync
December 10th, 2010, 05:16 PM
On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me

Blue girdled loves
A cartridge made by HP

Gumby
December 10th, 2010, 06:18 PM
On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Three henchmen
Blue girdled loves
and A cartridge made by HP

Sync
December 10th, 2010, 06:30 PM
:) doubled

Chesters Daughter
December 10th, 2010, 06:30 PM
On the fourth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Four cattle herds
Three henchmen
Blue girdled loves
and A cartridge made by HP

Sync
December 10th, 2010, 06:35 PM
On the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me

Five Chicken wings
Four cattle herds
Three henchmen
Blue girdled loves
and A cartridge made by HP

Chesters Daughter
December 10th, 2010, 06:47 PM
On the sixth day of Christmas my true love gave to me

Six beasts a baying
Five Chicken wings
Four cattle herds
Three henchmen
Blue girdled loves
and A cartridge made by HP

caelum
December 10th, 2010, 07:47 PM
On the seventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Seven barbers trimming
Six beasts a baying
Five chicken wings
Four cattle herds
Three henchmen
Blue girdled loves
and A cartridge made by HP

Chesters Daughter
December 10th, 2010, 09:16 PM
On the eighth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Eight spiders silking
Seven barbers trimming
Six beasts a baying
Five chicken wings
Four cattle herds
Three henchmen
Blue girdled loves
and A cartridge made by HP

Gumby
December 10th, 2010, 11:05 PM
On the ninth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Nine crazies prancing
Eight spiders silking
Seven barbers trimming
Six beasts a baying
Five chicken wings
Four cattle herds
Three henchmen
Blue girdled loves
and A cartridge made by HP

vangoghsear
December 11th, 2010, 01:35 AM
On the tenth day of Christmas my true love gave to me

Ten boards for sheathing
Nine crazies prancing
Eight spiders silking
Seven barbers trimming
Six beasts a baying
Five chicken wings
Four cattle herds
Three henchmen
Blue girdled loves
and A cartridge made by HP

Sync
December 11th, 2010, 03:00 AM
On the eleventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me

Eleven fighters fighting
Ten boards for sheathing
Nine crazies prancing
Eight spiders silking
Seven barbers trimming
Six beasts a baying
Five chicken wings
Four cattle herds
Three henchmen
Blue girdled loves
and A cartridge made by HP

apple
December 11th, 2010, 04:28 AM
On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love gave to me

Twelve banshees screeching
Eleven fighters fighting
Ten boards for sheathing
Nine crazies prancing
Eight spiders silking
Seven barbers trimming
Six beasts a baying
Five chicken wings
Four cattle herds
Three henchmen
Blue girdled loves
and A cartridge made by HP

Olly Buckle
December 11th, 2010, 11:29 PM
It is excellent the way that everyone has managed to stay with the rhythm and metre of the original, wonder if it will carry over to limericks after Christmas.

First line any one? How about one themed on something like food or drink?

Chesters Daughter
December 12th, 2010, 01:04 AM
On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me

A tough squid sauteed with peas

Sync
December 12th, 2010, 01:55 AM
On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me

ewe's youngest love
A tough squid sauteed with peas

Olly Buckle
December 12th, 2010, 09:22 AM
The second day I think sync.

sticking with the food theme

On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
Three stuffed penne
Ewe's youngest love
and a tough squid sautéed with peas

She fills them with a spinach/cheese mixture lays them in a dish covered with cheese sauce and bakes them, yum. Good squid is one of my favourite dishes, tough squid one of my least favourite.

Chesters Daughter
December 12th, 2010, 07:43 PM
Olly dear, you're spoiled. Tough squid is a disaster from a chef's point of view, I don't eat the stuff, but I do cook it. Now back to business.

On the fourth day of Christmas my true love gave to me

Four floating curds
Three stuffed penne
Ewe's youngest love
and a tough squid sautéed with peas

apple
December 13th, 2010, 12:06 AM
On the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me

Five turnip greens

Four floating curds
Three stuffed penne
Ewe's youngest love
and a tough squid sautéed with peas

Sync
December 13th, 2010, 12:18 AM
On the sixth day of Christmas my true love gave to me

Six feasts, a weigh-in
Five turnip greens
Four floating curds
Three stuffed penne
Ewe's youngest love
and a tough squid sautéed with peas

Chesters Daughter
December 13th, 2010, 07:23 PM
Sync, your sixth is absolutely priceless=D>

On the seventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me

Seven vats of skimmings
Six feasts, a weigh-in
Five turnip greens
Four floating curds
Three stuffed penne
Ewe's youngest love
and a tough squid sautéed with peas

Olly Buckle
December 14th, 2010, 10:49 AM
On the eighth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Eight roll mop herrings
Seven vats of skimmings
Six feasts, a weigh-in
Five turnip greens
Four floating curds
Three stuffed penne
Ewe's youngest love
and a tough squid sautéed with peas

Gumby
December 22nd, 2012, 02:58 PM
I think it's time to revive this one, I know many of you weren't here for the original, so I've copied and pasted it here. This was started by Olly, two years ago. So how about it? Read back through the thread to get a feel, if need be.


The Christmas Special by Olly Buckle
There have been some Christmas themed limericks in the limerick thread and it made me think, “Why not re-write the twelve days of Christmas taking it in turns with a line each.” Stay as close as you can to the metre and rhythm of the original, but drift as far as you like from the sense.
Here is the original list for reference
A partridge in a pear tree
Two turtle doves
Three French hens
Four calling birds
Five gold rings
Six geese a laying
Seven swans a swimming
Eight maids a milking
Nine ladies dancing
Ten lords a leaping
Eleven pipers piping
Twelve drummers drumming.
Now go:-
On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me ...



Be sure to copy the lines of previous posters, then add your own, so we get the full effect. :)

Gumby
December 22nd, 2012, 03:04 PM
On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me

A rock hard brick of brie

Chesters Daughter
December 22nd, 2012, 06:21 PM
Kisses for Sis for reviving this.

On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me

two oven gloves
and a rock hard brick of brie

candid petunia
December 22nd, 2012, 07:05 PM
I'm sorry, I'm lost here... Could someone explain how this works please. :)

Gumby
December 22nd, 2012, 08:21 PM
On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me

three pinched pens
two oven gloves
and a rock hard brick of brie



(cp, I PM'd you an explanation)

Olly Buckle
December 30th, 2012, 12:33 AM
On the fourth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Four well trimmed beards
three pinched pens
two oven gloves
and a rock hard brick of brie

Olly Buckle
January 2nd, 2014, 11:34 PM
That was fun re-reading that, some time ago now,

What did you get this Christmas anyone?

Pandora
January 3rd, 2014, 02:05 PM
That was fun re-reading that, some time ago now,

What did you get this Christmas anyone?
I enjoyed reading your thread too Olly some time back, thank you, very creative here.

My favorite gift received, on the tag it read the gift that keeps giving, was a library of music of a new favorite artist.
He is not new, been around since the late 80's, just new for me in the past couple years. His name Tom Wilson,
from a Canadian alternative band Junkhouse though over the decades he has had different bands and solo career also.
My husband found very rare releases, one all the way from Germany and they are still arriving. He also got us tix to see Tom's
Blackie and the Rodeo Kings live in March. Their new release due out next week. So indeed the gift that keeps giving.
His voice just sends me :cool:

My favorite gift given was a book of my poems that we aded family pictures to and wiro bound at work. It was for Robin to read to Mama Lou.
Robin said they looked through the box but never found the kleenix, ha! it makes them both cry. Sweet tender souls they are.

I hope your Christmas was nice Olly, want to share your favorite gift given or received? anyone?

Gumby
January 3rd, 2014, 02:42 PM
Best gift was having my daughter in law come home on Christmas Eve day.from City of Hope. To watch her be able to decorate the tree and look on my son's face as he watched her. Best gift under the tree was a beautiful engraved heart locket key chain of silver.

Olly Buckle
January 3rd, 2014, 10:45 PM
That made me smile Gumby, I don't suppose it is all over yet, but it does sound as though life might be getting better. Wonderful.

Chesters Daughter
December 4th, 2014, 09:33 PM
It's that time again. I'm picking up where we left off last year. For those who want to play, it's the twelve days of Christmas our way. One line per customer, please.

On the fourth day of Christmas my true love gave to me

four rabbit turds
three pinched pens
two oven gloves
and a rock hard brick of brie

Awanita
December 4th, 2014, 09:53 PM
One the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me

Five banjo strings
four rabbit turds
three pinched pens
two oven gloves
and a rock hard brick of brie

Gumby
December 4th, 2014, 11:49 PM
six cheesy sayings
Five banjo strings
four rabbit turds
three pinched pens
two oven gloves
and a rock hard brick of brie

Gargh
December 5th, 2014, 12:09 AM
Seven straight sambucas
Six cheesy sayings
Five banjo strings
four rabbit turds
three pinched pens
two oven gloves
and a rock hard brick of brie

Firemajic
December 5th, 2014, 01:41 AM
Eight drunken in-laws
seven straight sambucas
six cheesy sayings
five banjo strings
four rabbit turds
three pinched pens
two oven gloves
and a rock hard brick of brie

aj47
December 5th, 2014, 10:56 AM
Nine tipsy fruitcakes
Eight drunken in-laws
seven straight sambucas
six cheesy sayings
five banjo strings
four rabbit turds
three pinched pens
two oven gloves
and a rock hard brick of brie

Olly Buckle
December 7th, 2014, 01:21 AM
On the tenth day of Christms my true love gave to me,
Ten tiny toe rings
Nine tipsy fruitcakes
Eight drunken in-laws
seven straight sambucas
six cheesy sayings
five banjo strings
four rabbit turds
three pinched pens
two oven gloves
and a rock hard brick of brie

Gumby
December 7th, 2014, 03:37 PM
On the tenth day of Christms my true love gave to me,
Eleven gripers griping
Ten tiny toe rings
Nine tipsy fruitcakes
Eight drunken in-laws
seven straight sambucas
six cheesy sayings
five banjo strings
four rabbit turds
three pinched pens
two oven gloves
and a rock hard brick of brie

midnightpoet
December 8th, 2014, 04:16 PM
On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
Twelve maxed-out credit cards
Eleven gripers griping
Ten tiny toe rings
Nine tipsy fruitcakes
Eight drunken in-laws
seven straight sambucas
six cheesy sayings
five banjo strings
four rabbit turds
three pinched pens
two oven gloves
and a rock hard brick of brie

On the first day of Christmas me true love gave to me
the fruitcake that I sent her last year

Gargh
December 21st, 2014, 10:26 PM
On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Two cheesy puns
and the fruitcake I sent her last year

Bloggsworth
December 21st, 2014, 11:22 PM
On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Three tons of ordure
Two cheesy puns
and the fruitcake I sent her last year

Gumby
December 22nd, 2014, 02:25 AM
On the fourth day of Christmas my true love gave to me,

four appalling words
Three tons of ordure
Two cheesy puns
and the fruitcake I sent her last year

Gargh
December 22nd, 2014, 12:04 PM
On the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
Five tramp-o-liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiines!
Four appalling words
Three tons of ordure
Two cheesy puns
and the fruitcake I sent her last year

Chesters Daughter
December 5th, 2015, 12:11 AM
It's that time again, folks.

On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me
her half of eHarmony's fee

aj47
December 6th, 2015, 08:39 PM
On the second day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
two Likes on Facebook
and her half of eHarmony's fee

Olly Buckle
December 7th, 2015, 12:38 AM
On the third day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
three left feet
two Likes on Facebook
and her half of eHarmony's fee

Harper J. Cole
December 7th, 2015, 12:59 AM
On the fourth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
four cattle herds
three left feet
two Likes on Facebook
and her half of eHarmony's fee

aj47
December 7th, 2015, 03:38 AM
On the fifth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Five chocolate moose
four cattle herds
three left feet
two Likes on Facebook
and her half of eHarmony's fee

Chesters Daughter
December 8th, 2015, 05:32 PM
On the sixth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Six asses braying
Five chocolate moose
four cattle herds
three left feet
two Likes on Facebook
and her half of eHarmony's fee

aj47
December 12th, 2015, 09:11 PM
On the seventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Seven politicians
Six asses braying
Five chocolate moose
four cattle herds
three left feet
two Likes on Facebook
and her half of eHarmony's fee

Olly Buckle
December 13th, 2015, 01:07 AM
On the eighth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Eight rivers silting
Seven politicians
Six asses braying
Five chocolate moose
four cattle herds
three left feet
two Likes on Facebook
and her half of eHarmony's fee

am_hammy
December 18th, 2015, 11:11 PM
On the ninth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Nine cranky grandmas
Eight rivers silting
Seven politicians
Six asses braying
Five chocolate moose
four cattle herds
three left feet
two Likes on Facebook
and her half of eHarmony's fee

Allysan
December 19th, 2015, 02:42 PM
On the Tenth day of Christmas my true love gave to me



Ten frogs a-licking
Nine cranky grandmas
Eight rivers silting
Seven politicians
Six asses braying
Five chocolate moose
four cattle herds
three left feet
two Likes on Facebook
and her half of eHarmony's fee

Olly Buckle
December 2nd, 2016, 11:54 PM
Well, it's December again, so here is a copy of the OP, let's start again as the actress said to the bishop :)

There have been some Christmas themed limericks in the limerick thread and it made me think, “Why not re-write the twelve days of Christmas taking it in turns with a line each.” Stay as close as you can to the metre and rhythm of the original, but drift as far as you like from the sense.
Here is the original list for reference
A partridge in a pear tree
Two turtle doves
Three French hens
Four calling birds
Five gold rings
Six geese a laying
Seven swans a swimming
Eight maids a milking
Nine ladies dancing
Ten lords a leaping
Eleven pipers piping
Twelve drummers drumming.
Now go:-
On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me

-xXx-
December 3rd, 2016, 12:25 AM
On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me
1211117 a partridge in a pear tree
a tissue for my new sneeze

Olly Buckle
December 3rd, 2016, 12:39 AM
On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Two pairs of gloves
And a tissue for my new sneeze

-xXx-
December 3rd, 2016, 07:13 PM
On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Three sheep skins,
Two pairs of gloves
And a tissue for my new sneeze

escorial
December 3rd, 2016, 07:25 PM
four calling ballifs

-xXx-
December 3rd, 2016, 07:42 PM
On the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me

Five Broken THINGS

Four calling ballifs,
Three sheep skins,
Two pairs of gloves
And a tissue for my new sneeze

jenthepen
December 3rd, 2016, 09:06 PM
On the sixth day of Christmas my true love gave to me

Six children crying

Five Broken THINGS

Four calling ballifs,
Three sheep skins,
Two pairs of gloves
And a tissue for my new sneeze

Olly Buckle
December 4th, 2016, 12:36 AM
On the seventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Seven sinners sinning
Six children crying

Five Broken THINGS

Four calling ballifs,
Three sheep skins,
Two pairs of gloves
And a tissue for my new sneeze

escorial
December 4th, 2016, 12:41 AM
eight days a week

Olly Buckle
December 4th, 2016, 12:48 AM
Okay, I'm running with that esc.

On the eighth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Eight beatles beetling
Seven sinners sinning
Six children crying

Five Broken THINGS

Four calling ballifs,
Three sheep skins,
Two pairs of gloves
And a tissue for my new sneeze

bobo
December 4th, 2016, 06:39 AM
On the nineth day of Christmas my true love gave to me

Nine moons for feast nights
Eight beatles beetling
Seven sinners sinning
Six children crying
Five Broken THINGS
Four calling ballifs,
Three sheep skins,
Two pairs of gloves
And a tissue for my new sneeze

The Fantastical
December 4th, 2016, 07:26 AM
On the Tenth day of Christmas my true love gave to me...

Ten Relatives a'fighting,
Nine moons for feast nights
Eight beatles beetling
Seven sinners sinning
Six children crying
Five Broken THINGS
Four calling ballifs,
Three sheep skins,
Two pairs of gloves
And a tissue for my new sneeze

Harper J. Cole
December 4th, 2016, 05:50 PM
On the eleventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me...

Eleven layers of clothing
Ten Relatives a'fighting,
Nine moons for feast nights
Eight beatles beetling
Seven sinners sinning
Six children crying
Five Broken THINGS
Four calling ballifs,
Three sheep skins,
Two pairs of gloves
And a tissue for my new sneeze

-xXx-
December 5th, 2016, 05:50 PM
on the twelfth day of Christmas my true love gave to me

twelve plumbers plumbing
Eleven layers of clothing
Ten Relatives a'fighting,
Nine moons for feast nights
Eight beatles beetling
Seven sinners sinning
Six children crying

Five Broken THINGS

Four calling ballifs,
Three sheep skins,
Two pairs of gloves
And a tissue for my new sneeze
XD

On the first day of Christmas.......

The Fantastical
December 6th, 2016, 05:41 AM
On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me...

One Turtling turtle,

-xXx-
December 6th, 2016, 06:41 PM
On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me...

two myrtle fluffs,
and One Turtling turtle

The Fantastical
December 6th, 2016, 08:35 PM
On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me...

Three dooking ferrets
two myrtle fluffs,
and One Turtling turtle

-xXx-
December 7th, 2016, 06:57 PM
On the fourth day of Christmas my true love gave to me...

Four coiling nerds,
Three dooking ferrets,
two myrtle fluffs,
and One Turtling turtle

The Fantastical
December 7th, 2016, 10:32 PM
On the fith day of Christmas my true love gave to me...

Five nodding Santa's
Four coiling nerds,
Three dooking ferrets,
two myrtle fluffs,
and One Turtling turtle

-xXx-
December 8th, 2016, 12:16 AM
On the sixth day of Christmas my true love gave to me...
six toes a'tickling

Five nodding Santa's

Four coiling nerds,
Three dooking ferrets,
two myrtle fluffs,
and One Turtling turtle

The Fantastical
December 8th, 2016, 07:47 AM
On the seventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me...

Seven Rings a'dancing
six toes a'tickling

Five nodding Santa's

Four coiling nerds,
Three dooking ferrets,
two myrtle fluffs,
and One Turtling turtle

-xXx-
December 9th, 2016, 01:43 AM
On the eigthth day of Christmas my true love gave to me...
eight stays (a reel king)
Seven Rings a'dancing
six toes a'tickling

Five nodding Santa's

Four coiling nerds,
Three dooking ferrets,
two myrtle fluffs,
and One Turtling turtle

-xXx-
December 15th, 2016, 01:49 AM
On the ninth day of Christmas my true love gave to me...
nine minnows swirling



eight stays (a reel king)
Seven Rings a'dancing
six toes a'tickling

Five nodding Santa's

Four coiling nerds,
Three dooking ferrets,
two myrtle fluffs,
and One Turtling turtle

Nellie
December 16th, 2016, 06:49 PM
On the tenth day of Christmas, my true lord gave to me:

Ten maids a cleaning

nine minnows swirling
eight stays (a reel king)
Seven Rings a'dancing
six toes a'tickling

Five nodding Santa's

Four coiling nerds,
Three dooking ferrets,
two myrtle fluffs,
and One Turtling turtle

-xXx-
December 16th, 2016, 11:21 PM
On the eleventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
eleven buddies jeeping
Ten maids a cleaning
nine minnows swirling
eight stays (a reel king)
Seven Rings a'dancing
six toes a'tickling

Five nodding Santa's

Four coiling nerds,
Three dooking ferrets,
two myrtle fluffs,
and One Turtling turtle

-xXx-
December 27th, 2016, 06:05 PM
On the twelfth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:

twelve plumbers humming
eleven buddies jeeping
Ten maids a cleaning
nine minnows swirling
eight stays (a reel king)
Seven Rings a'dancing
six toes a'tickling

Five nodding Santa's

Four coiling nerds,
Three dooking ferrets,
two myrtle fluffs,
and One Turtling turtle

*celebrates sense of accomplishment*

Olly Buckle
December 3rd, 2017, 06:24 PM
It's December again :)

On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me
A whiskey shot to make me merry

aj47
December 3rd, 2017, 06:28 PM
On the second day of christmas my true love gave to me
two pickled herring and
A whiskey shot to make me merry

Olly Buckle
December 4th, 2017, 10:20 AM
On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Three chocolate santas
Two pickled herring and
A whiskey shot to make me merry

aj47
December 4th, 2017, 11:46 AM
On the fourth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Four fuzzy navels
Three chocolate santas
Two pickled herring and
A whiskey shot to make me merry

TuesdayEve
December 4th, 2017, 05:41 PM
On the fifth day of Christmas my true love
gave to me:

five stolen Mings
four fuzzy navels
three chocolate Santa’s
two pickled herring and
a whiskey shot to make me merry

midnightpoet
December 4th, 2017, 09:48 PM
On the sixth day of Christmas my true love
gave to me:

six flying drones

five stolen Mings
four fuzzy navels
three chocolate Santa’s
two pickled herring and
a whiskey shot to make me merry

TuesdayEve
December 6th, 2017, 07:30 PM
On the seventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me
seven sabers swinging
six flying drones
five stolen Ming’s
four fussy navels
three chocolate Santa’s
two pickled herring and
a whiskey shot to make me merry

Olly Buckle
December 7th, 2017, 12:08 AM
On the eighth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
eight yummy mummys
seven sabers swinging
six flying drones
five stolen Ming’s
four fussy navels
three chocolate Santa’s
two pickled herring and
a whiskey shot to make me merry

-xXx-
December 7th, 2017, 05:49 PM
On the ninth day of Christmas my true love gave to me

nine shady glancings ;)
eight yummy mummys
seven sabers swinging
six flying drones
five stolen Ming’s
four fuzzy navels
three chocolate Santa’s
two pickled herring and
a whiskey shot to make me merry

aj47
December 13th, 2017, 10:05 AM
On the tenth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
ten lovely sonnets
nine shady glancings
eight yummy mummys
seven sabers swinging
six flying drones
five stolen Ming’s
four fuzzy navels
three chocolate Santa’s
two pickled herring and
a whiskey shot to make me merry

-xXx-
December 13th, 2017, 05:11 PM
On the tenth+1 day of Christmas, my true love gave to me

eleven flannel footies
ten lovely sonnets
nine shady glancings
eight yummy mummys
seven sabers swinging
six flying drones
five stolen Ming’s
four fuzzy navels
three chocolate Santa’s
two pickled herring and
a whiskey shot to make me merry

TuesdayEve
December 17th, 2017, 03:25 AM
On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love gave to me

Twelve taylored blazers
Eleven flannel footies
Ten lovely sonnets
Nine shady glancings
Eight yummy mummys
Seven sabers swinging
Six flying drones
Five stolen Ming’s
Four fuzzy navels
Three chocolate Santa’s
Two pickled herring and
A shot of whiskey to make me merry

-xXx-
December 17th, 2017, 11:44 PM
On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me...

a cartridge filled with sweet peas

aj47
December 18th, 2017, 12:12 AM
On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me

two turtle sundaes
and a cartridge filled with sweet peas

-xXx-
December 18th, 2017, 11:44 PM
On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me

three french zens
two turtle sundaes
and a cartridge filled with sweet peas

Olly Buckle
December 19th, 2017, 12:47 AM
On the fourth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
four shouting girls
three french zens
two turtle sundaes
and a cartridge filled with sweet peas

aj47
December 19th, 2017, 05:03 AM
On the fifth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me

five onion rings
four shouting girls
three french zens
two turtle sundaes
and a cartridge filled with sweet peas

TuesdayEve
December 20th, 2017, 04:44 AM
On the sixth day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
six meats sautéeing
five onion rings
four shouting girls
three french zens
two turtle sundaes
and a cartridge filled with sweet peas

Olly Buckle
December 20th, 2017, 11:30 AM
On the seventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
Seven ducks a diving
six meats sautéeing
five onion rings
four shouting girls
three french zens
two turtle sundaes
and a cartridge filled with sweet peas

Love the way this version corresponds to the original :)

aj47
December 20th, 2017, 11:46 AM
On the eighth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me

Eight mavens quilting
Seven ducks a diving
six meats sautéeing
five onion rings
four shouting girls
three french zens
two turtle sundaes
and a cartridge filled with sweet peas

-xXx-
December 20th, 2017, 05:17 PM
On the ninth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me

Nine ratties chancing
Eight mavens quilting
Seven ducks a diving
six meats sautéeing

five
... on-ion
...... rings

four shouting girls
three french zens
two turtle sundaes
and a cartridge filled with sweet peas

-xXx-
December 22nd, 2017, 05:36 PM
On the tenth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me

Ten fjords-all-sleeping
Nine ratties chancing
Eight mavens quilting
Seven ducks a diving
six meats sautéeing

five
... on-ion
...... rings

four shouting girls
three french zens
two turtle sundaes
and a cartridge filled with sweet peas

aj47
December 23rd, 2017, 05:00 PM
On the eleventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me

eleven pilots flying
Ten fjords-all-sleeping
Nine ratties chancing
Eight mavens quilting
Seven ducks a diving
six meats sautéeing

five
... on-ion
...... rings

four shouting girls
three french zens
two turtle sundaes
and a cartridge filled with sweet peas

-xXx-
December 21st, 2018, 06:47 PM
On the twelfth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me

twelve dreamers dreaming
eleven pilots flying
Ten fjords-all-sleeping
Nine ratties chancing
Eight mavens quilting
Seven ducks a diving
six meats sautéeing

five
... on-ion
...... rings

four shouting girls
three french zens
two turtle sundaes
and a cartridge filled with sweet peas


on the first day of christmas
my true love gave to me....

midnightpoet
December 21st, 2018, 07:05 PM
on the first day of Christmas
my true love gave to me....


a hole in one on a par three

-xXx-
December 21st, 2018, 07:47 PM
on the second day of Christmas
my true love gave to me....
two roll bar carts
and
a hole in one on a par three

-xXx-
December 22nd, 2018, 06:47 PM
on the third day of Christmas
my true love gave to me....

three life long friends
two roll bar carts
and
a hole in one on a par three

Olly Buckle
December 23rd, 2018, 09:56 AM
On the fourth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Four tawdry whores
Three life long friends
Two roll bar carts
And a hole in one on a par three