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    How to Instantly Increase Replies to Your Fiction Thread Tenfold!!!!!!!!!...!

    Simply copy and paste the following text to the end of your thread title:

    (Vampires, Werewolves, Fantasy)


    You're good to go.

    Just send 13 easy payments of $19.99 to my van.
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    Official Warning: According to the Terry Pratchett method of assessing sanity (more than five exclamation points), this poster is certifiably insane. The ellipses before the final exclamation point are particularly disturbing. We have this van under surveillance.

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    I need to get back to my teen vampire novel!

    I left my angst filled heroine doubleswooning in the frozen pine woods of the American northwest, dangerously wounded, with two beautiful young teen vampire guys squared off against each other, one determined to feed on her, the other to go steady with her.
    Do not think it a kindness.

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    Quote Originally Posted by alanmt View Post
    I need to get back to my teen vampire novel!

    I left my angst filled heroine doubleswooning in the frozen pine woods of the American northwest, dangerously wounded, with two beautiful young teen vampire guys squared off against each other, one determined to feed on her, the other to go steady with her.
    Yes alan, many of us have been waiting with bated breath (or fetid breath, maybe for the mouth breathers) for the next installment to be posted.

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    I have been watching a cable series called "True blood". The premise of the series is that Vampires have come out and are now drinking manufactured blood and trying to fit into modern society. The story is set in the Southern part of the United States and to be honest with you it is funny and interesting, but that is because it doesn't take itself serious. There are undercurrents of racism, once against minorities, now directed at the vampires. The series itself is based on a set of 7 books called: he Sookie Stackhouse Novels

    When I see the saturation of work about vampires and werewolves I roll my eyes. It is a bandwagon everyone has jumped on. This will eventually die down and Robots with genitalia will once again become the number one selling genre. Until then I think I'll add those three words to my web site meta tags.

    Thanks froman. When the royalty money starts rolling in, I'll send the first $19.99 installment.
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    ... unless your total replies are zero, in which case multiplying by ten would be meaningless and I completely wash my hands of all responsibility.
    "The living room looked like Sesame Street after a nuclear war. Toys were strewn everywhere and the smell of little kid hung in the air like radioactive fallout"

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    I've been watching the new series Being Human, which is, you guessed it, Vampires, Werewolves and with a Ghost thrown in the mix.

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    Quote Originally Posted by froman View Post
    ... unless your total replies are zero, in which case multiplying by ten would be meaningless and I completely wash my hands of all responsibility.
    No, no, no, you're completely missing a marketing angle here. If the total replies are zero then multiplying by ten would give you MORE zero and so your promise is ironclad.

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    For the uninitiated, is it possible to have a ghost of a vampire?

    The sand of the desert is sodden red, -
    Red with the wreck of a square that broke; -
    The Gatling's jammed and the colonel dead,
    And the regiment blind with dust and smoke.
    The river of death has brimmed his banks,
    And England's far, and Honour a name,
    But the voice of schoolboy rallies the ranks,
    "Play up! play up! and play the game!"

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    I think the rise of vampirism in our culture is directly related to everyone believing they are an emperor and that other people are only useful in as much as they can be fed upon. It's the monstrous result of telling every kid in juvie and special ed that they're a winner and would have no more problems if only they could add more self esteem to their already bloated anti-social narcissism.


    I have no idea where all that came from, but I feel a lot better having expressed it.

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    and I completely wash my hands of all responsibility.
    This I suspected.

    For the uninitiated, is it possible to have a ghost of a vampire?
    Vampires are made up, they can be or do anything. The silver bullet thing was nicked from the Lone Ranger, and then dumped for Van Helsing.
    A Read for the Train, a collection of short stories, flash fiction and verse. Its cheaper on Lulu, 25% discount.
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    Vampires are made up, they can be or do anything. The silver bullet thing was nicked from the Lone Ranger, and then dumped for Van Helsing.
    But where the heck did the sparkley vampire come from?

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    froman - You omitted the real traffic builders: WARNING -adult language, sex, violence

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    Kinky vampire on werewollf violent sex fantasy, Warning adult themes, some language.

    When I was younger we used to play a game making up headlines, one I particularly remember was "Sex change vicar in palace mercy dash", That goes sex, kinky, royalty, heart tug, urgency. It has just about everything.
    A Read for the Train, a collection of short stories, flash fiction and verse. Its cheaper on Lulu, 25% discount.
    http://www.lulu.com/shop/oliver-buck...-18812406.html

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    Okay, okay. I've taken some advice from the posters, and I've had a few beers to lubricate the creative engine. (note: none of the contributing members will be reimbursed for their respective input. Patents are pending all around.)

    The new thread title attachment has been expanded. hopefully it will fit.

    (Vampires, Werewolves, Fantasy;
    WARNING -adult language, sex, violence; expanded: Kinky vampire on werewolf violent sex fantasy, Warning adult themes, some language; proceed at your own risk.....sparkles included with premium membership)

    That should just about do it. Warning! Servers may be overloaded with the rapid frequency of new responses.
    "The living room looked like Sesame Street after a nuclear war. Toys were strewn everywhere and the smell of little kid hung in the air like radioactive fallout"

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