Tink

$3 since I DO own a sharpener.

A pain in ducing pill

Imagine the bully who tormented you all through school comes to visit and has a headache. He will be asking you for an aspirin. Might you be prepared to give him one? With this little baby in your medicine cabinet you will always be prepared.

A 1929 reciept from Ford Motor company

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"I saw the angel in the marble and carved until I set him free."
Michelangelo

FloridaJay

If you were given the opportunity to own a piece of history, would you take it? Of course you would! Here is that opportunity, ladies and gentlemen: I am offering today, and today only, this fabulous piece of Americana. Before you is none other than an authentically genuine and original reciept from the great year nineteen hundred and twenty-nine! And not only is it from that bygone era of Herbert Hoover and The Great Depression, but it comes from none other than The Ford Motor Company. Yes, that's right! This bright green framed and authenticated reciept is signed by the one and only Henry Ford. The numbering and the lettering are impressed into the copperplate and embossed with actual gold leaf. Why the paper alone should be worth thousands, not to mention the added value of Mr. Ford's actual signature in black squid's ink. What you you pay for a fine piece of history such as this? $1000? $2000? Not even close, my friends, for today I am offering this one of a kind historical artifact for the low low price of six equal payments of ninety-nine dollars and ninety-nine cents! It's yours, what are you waiting for, call now!

A Three-Pack of Golf Balls (with a Bonus Ball)

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I think my keyboard is trying to kill me.
It's in league with that awfully blank page.
They laugh at me while I try to create something from nothing.

Memoirs of a Dead Lesbian Fish Girl

galt

Good, flordajay. $5 for sure.
So a "Three-Pack of Golf Balls (with a Bonus Ball)" eh?
Always in need of golf balls? Who isn't?! Well now there is a new product that will solve all your golf ball deficiencies - a THREE-PACK GOLF BALL KIT! And not only will you get THREE perfect golf balls, but, as if THREE weren't enough, you will get A BONUS BALL! The bonus ball is a mystery ball - it could be a basketball, a bouncy ball, another golf ball. Find out what the bonus ball is when you open your THREE-PACK GOLF BALL KIT! Order now!

Next object: A plastic, brown, one-antlered reindeer.

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"Who is John Galt?"
- Altas Shrugged

Fictionfreak

Galt- 4.

Too funny man. The writing is nice, and I think you've successfully opened up to fellow golfers. But at times I think you have to remember who your speaking to. Golf fans probabally don't want basketballs.

The plastic reindeer for years has been a childs toy. A best friend. Unfortunatly, beyond the thin limited layer of pleasure, there is no meaning. That's why "Save The Reinders Fondation" has reconditioned the original plastic charm. It's rare, limited, one antler, is a constant reminder of the threat vicious hunters pose. With every Riender issued, the money goes dirrectly to help your woodland friends...

Next up: Smelly, juicy, old sock

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Link to my story-
Manipulators, http://www.writingforums.com/fiction...ipulators.html

WriterX

4$

I will go buy myself one when I have the time

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Ever had enough of having to watch your socks? Every day the same misery of having to find the pair and then wash it once they start to smell? Never again! Now *YOU* can get your own Smelly 'n Juicy, Old Sock! No more wasting your time with having to find it, just follow the smell! Your kids don't want to go to bed? Chuck it at their heads and watch the darlings retreat! Don't know where to hide your hard earned cash? The Smelly 'n Juicy sock is the answer!

Don't wait! Call now and with your Smelly 'n Juicy Sock you will get a second one to make your day even more glorious!

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A Square, Chocolate, Egg

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Anonymous

"There are books of which the backs and covers are by far the best parts."
Charles Dickens

pencilfight

I'll give you $4.50 if you throw in a festering nut-cup
Are you a non-confirmist teenager who's being forced to return home from college for christmas? Want a new way to vent the angst in your miserable pubscent life? What better way to show your parents you don't care than getting them a square choclate egg for christmas?!

This delicious blend of and fruit and mud is mixed thoroughly by a stampeed of festering pigs. With every bite of this atrotcious goodness, your parents will hate you even more, and the mysterious goo at the center makes for a nausiating appetizer. Order now and we'll make sure your parents never invite you home again with this Thanksgiving Alligator baking kit. Not enough, why just quote the code I-H8-U and get the amazingly ulgy Topianic Easter Tree, made from authetic endangered poisonous Topianic plant, for just a penny!

That's the square choclate egg, the Thanksgiving Alligator baking kit, and a Topianic Easter Tree for just $5.01 and code I-H8-U!

Call 1-888-ROBMEPLZ or log on to http://rapemywallet.com. Have your parents' credit card ready for that ironic twist. Call or log on now!

EDIT- Forgot to add my item. Let's see... hehe, soiled, festering nut-cup