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07-11-2008, 11:51 PM
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Writing Challenge [07/11/2008]: Funny like how? Like I'm a clown?
Writing Challenge [07/11/2008]: Funny like how? Like I'm a clown?
Type: Poetry/Humor
Posted: 11:00pm
Deadline: 11:00pm (GMT -6) 07/13/2008
Pretty simple: In a poem of 100 words or less, make me laugh. Alot.
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07-13-2008, 11:49 AM
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Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: Canadian living in Taipei
Gender: Male
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Here Edropus, a haiku, just for you.
I wrote a haiku,
it's like in ancient Japan,
go fuck yourself man,
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07-13-2008, 01:02 PM
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Location: Temporarily residing with these lesser beings on this shithole of a planet.
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I met this chick from Hollywood,
She had green hair but DAMN she looked good,
So I took her to my place cause she was so fine,
But she pulled out a dick that was bigger than mine.
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"Even if you win for the short term, you'll ultimately fail, alive or dead. Imagine if the great men from the past - men who thought they were working to shape the world – could see what their efforts have yielded. There is no change. There is no hope. Marx failed. Hitler failed. Jefferson failed. I just don't try."
-- Reilly (Everyday Madness)
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07-13-2008, 09:01 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Wildcard
I met this chick from Hollywood,
She had green hair but DAMN she looked good,
So I took her to my place cause she was so fine,
But she pulled out a dick that was bigger than mine.
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OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!
We have a star on the board! Afroman gracing us with his lyrics from the song Colt 45!
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07-14-2008, 10:48 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Kast13
OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!
We have a star on the board! Afroman gracing us with his lyrics from the song Colt 45!
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*winces* ooooh...u got me!!!
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"Even if you win for the short term, you'll ultimately fail, alive or dead. Imagine if the great men from the past - men who thought they were working to shape the world – could see what their efforts have yielded. There is no change. There is no hope. Marx failed. Hitler failed. Jefferson failed. I just don't try."
-- Reilly (Everyday Madness)
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07-14-2008, 12:12 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2007
Gender: Female
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This life is hell, can't you see
Nobody understands pain like me
Mom orders me around all the time
So my distraught existence I'll put to rhyme
Nobody likes me, I'm all alone
She's to blame, that birth-giving crone
Course I won't take responsiblity
When will she realize, it's all about me
I'm young, angry, right all the time
Forgot I already used the word 'rhyme'
That's not a lack of creativity on my part
I'm just so complex, I forget where to start
With this emo poem I'll take my leave
Back into my hole, time to grieve
Cry about Mommy, man is she mean
Back to the bedroom that she makes me clean
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Don't you know there ain't no devil, there's just god when he's drunk
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Last edited by 2.0 : 07-14-2008 at 01:29 PM.
Reason: over word count
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