Hello. Big Face, a collection of the written arts, is requesting submissions. Notice we are not “accepting submissions.” Aren’t you tired of pretentious crap like that? This will be our first time out, so you’ll have to take a leap of faith on this. No telling what company you may be joining. So, why not send us something?
There are no guidelines: since this is the web, anything short of 100 pages is just fine with us. Send your original poetry, short-stories, songs, comics, or anything and we’ll try and put something interesting together. There is no theme or general type of stuff we’re looking for, the only requirement is that it places somewhere above total junk (partial junk is OK, and if you didn’t like the tone of that sentence or any of those that preceded it, then Big Face is probably not for you).
I legally swear that all submissions will not be exploited by evil people. Submissions are your property (no duh). It would be nice if what we publish has not been published before, but all rules can be bent beyond recognition. Send your words and whatnot to:
hole@bigface.org or go on over to
http://www.bigface.org (although there’s not much to see yet, thanks to you loafing around here reading this and not sending us anything).
Thank you for your support.
Bobby Nobody (chief nobody, Big Face Illiterary Magazine)
