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Urban Legends About "Attempted Rapture"
+ Means Truth
? Means Speculation
- Means Falsehood
Attempted Rapture is an experimental novel by Mitchell Warren. +
The book is not being published on the internet. +
The book is awaiting its official release in the Fall of 2004. +
The Late Mitchell Warren, who authored the book, is not really dead. +
Warren figured the "late author" bit would be more poetic & commercially successful. +
Mitchell Warren wishes he was dead. ?
The book is hard to classify, because it has many different genre characteristics. +
The book is a harsh, realistic drama. +
The book is a surrealistic, humorous satire. +
The book is a sweet and sappy love story. +
The book is a cruel exploitation of loveless sex and emotional rape. +
The book is a masterpiece. ?
The book is a piece of crap. ?
The book is of the love it or hate it variety. +
The book is about good old values and traditional Christian morality. +
The book is sacrilegious and contains strong language and disturbing sexual content. +
Mitchell Warren was actually getting lucky while writing the book and wrote the sexual content in "real time". -
The majority of publishing houses wouldn't touch the material with a ten-foot pole. +
The book is wordy, pedantic and deeply semiotic in its narrative. +
The book is free flowing, simple and emotional with its prose. +
The book uses unorthodox writing techniques and could be considered a "difficult" read. +
The book can also be used illegally as a lethal weapon. ?
Drinking Coke while reading the book could cause spontaneous human combustion. -
Mitchell Warren was fired as a minister for reading the book aloud to the congregation. -
Pregnant women should consult a doctor before reading the first 100 pages. ?
Reading the book could be dangerous if you are susceptible to hypnosis. ?
Warren has made a lot of enemies on Writing Forums and Yahoo Chat Rooms. +
He considers his harassment a mission from God, and the internet the tool of Satan. ?
Reading the book while drinking hard liquor could cause a regrettable one night stand. ?
The celibate minister bit is all a lie. Warren is actually a womanizing bastard. ?
Mitchell Warren once found a kentucky fried rat in his take-out dinner. -
Attempted Rapture cost Mitchell Warren his professional license to practice psychology. -
Please don’t ask if this book is “really based on a true story?” +
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