I just came up with this idea and it might be lunacy, but here I go.

So, you know how in 8 mile they had Rap Battles, this is the same thing but its a write battle. One person calls another one out, for example:

I bbgun challenge Bobo.
The one that has been challenged can either except or decline.
If they choose to accept they must first write,
I choose to except bbgun's challenge and then proceed to write the best short story that they can write in five paragraphs. Then the challenger can respond by saying.

I bbgun respond to my challenge
and then writing the best five paragraph short story that he can write. I'll then read through the story and dub the winner. Rules:
1.) Can only be five paragraphs or under.
2.) No run on sentences.
3.) Story can not insult the other contestant.
4.) Keep it PG-13.
5.) I'll dub a winner to all challenges.
Good luck,
bbgun