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05-01-2003, 11:36 PM
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Profound Writer
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Best Blond Joke In the World
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05-02-2003, 03:26 PM
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Hahahahahahahahahhahhaha!!!!!
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05-03-2003, 09:32 PM
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I thought so  |
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06-18-2003, 09:11 PM
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Good One!!!
I'm a blond so I think I've heard them all. Now I find out they have blond jokes online too! Will it ever end? LOL
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06-19-2003, 08:14 AM
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No, I don't think anyone ever gets sick of blonde jokes, except for blondes.
When I was a baby I had blonde hair...
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06-19-2003, 09:02 AM
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i wonder how far that goes? i might just have to sit down and try it someday . . .
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06-19-2003, 10:09 AM
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Nightshade, it's quite the rabbit hole |
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06-22-2003, 02:35 PM
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ooo, that was cute.
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Cadmus: Poor child, like a white swan warding its weak old father, why do you clasp those white arms about my neck?
Euripides; 'The Bacchae'
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06-24-2003, 07:38 AM
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I decided to feed the chain, and post a link to this topic on another forum I visit (which, if you're interested, is part of this site). Thought you all might be interested in this reply it got: 
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Originally Posted by JamesB (on another forum)
A link to that same joke was was posted on another forum that I moderate back in early May.
I figured out the joke by the second link, so I did some research and managed to bypass the tortuous multi-link path to find the source.
Even back then, less than 2 weeks after the joke had started, there was a large amount of chatter on various forums about the joke and how far its tendrils had spread. One person on an automotive forum reported that following 40+ links still hadn't lead him to the source.
The joke was started by Bunny on the " Bottom of the Bucket" forum on April 22. She started it as a two forum circular link with a link to another topic she created on the "Messed Up" forum which was linked back to the original "Bottom of the Bucket" post.
Enough people have visited the source to result in the counter indicating that the page has been read 55744 times.
Here is the starting point:
http://www.bottomofthebucket.com/cgi...1071297;start= |
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06-24-2003, 08:12 AM
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Hmm, there seems a very big interest in blonde jokes.
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06-24-2003, 02:19 PM
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or at least jokes
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Cadmus: Poor child, like a white swan warding its weak old father, why do you clasp those white arms about my neck?
Euripides; 'The Bacchae'
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06-25-2003, 08:55 AM
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Best Seller
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Everyone likes jokes!!!!
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08-19-2004, 01:42 AM
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I just LOVE this joke. =]
Horseback Blonde:
A blonde named Cindy decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no prior lessons or experience.
Cindy mounts the horse unassisted and the horse immediately springs into motion. It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace, but Cindy begins to slip from the saddle.
In terror, Cindy grabs for the horse's mane, but cannot seem to get a firm grip. She tries to throw her arms around the horse's neck, but she slides down the side of the horse anyway. The horse gallops along, seemingly uneffected by its slipping rider.
Finally, giving up her frail grip, she leaps away from the horse to try and throw herself to safety. Unfortunatley, her foot has become entangled in the stirrup and she is now at the mercy of the horse's pounding hooves. Her head is struck against the ground again and again. As her head is battered against the ground, she is mere moments away from unconsciousness when.........
...... the supermarket manager runs out and shuts the horse off."
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08-19-2004, 10:27 AM
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jokes
LOL, that was good, you had me going. Does being a fake blonde count???
Nae
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08-19-2004, 10:55 AM
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Writing Machine
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how many times did you click on it then?
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