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About LinkBacksI think that's a normal guy thing.Originally Posted by KangTheMad
I think that's a normal guy thing.
For the past several months I've actually been purchasing Disney/Pixar movies to study their story structure, because I believe the writers really know what they're doing, better than most films.
When I do, I ask for a Gift Receipt to pretend that I'm not actually buying a children's movie for myself.
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HA HA HA... ROFL!!! That's soooo funny. I wonder if guys do that in the "X-rated" stores too?For the past several months I've actually been purchasing Disney/Pixar movies to study their story structure, because I believe the writers really know what they're doing, better than most films.
When I do, I ask for a Gift Receipt to pretend that I'm not actually buying a children's movie for myself.
"Don't you understand anything that's going on?
Buttercup shook her head.
Westley shook his too. "You never have been the brightest, I guess."
"Do you love me, Westley? Is that it?"
He couldn't believe it. "Do I love you? My God, if your love were a grain of sand, mine would be a universe of beaches! If your love were -"
"I don't understand that first one yet," Buttercup interrupted. She was starting to get very excited now. "Let me get this straight. Are you saying my love is a grain of sand and yours is this other thing? Images confuse me so - is this universal business of yours bigger than my sand? Help me, Westley. I have the feeling we're on the verge of something just terribly important."
-Princess Bride.
Only with the Disney porn . . .
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2. Always be honest, even when it will get you into trouble
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Act like they're buying the movies for kids? Probably not.
"Either write something worth reading or do something worth writing." - Benjamin Franklin
"I do not over-intellectualize the production process. I try to keep it simple: Tell the damned story." - Tom Clancy
An embarassed guy will do anything... "yah, yah. Give me a gift receipt. Of course it's not for me. My awwwwe, my nephew just hit puberty. Yah, that's right!" looks around susupicously. Hoping no one from work walks in.
Ha ha.
"Don't you understand anything that's going on?
Buttercup shook her head.
Westley shook his too. "You never have been the brightest, I guess."
"Do you love me, Westley? Is that it?"
He couldn't believe it. "Do I love you? My God, if your love were a grain of sand, mine would be a universe of beaches! If your love were -"
"I don't understand that first one yet," Buttercup interrupted. She was starting to get very excited now. "Let me get this straight. Are you saying my love is a grain of sand and yours is this other thing? Images confuse me so - is this universal business of yours bigger than my sand? Help me, Westley. I have the feeling we're on the verge of something just terribly important."
-Princess Bride.
"Hi I'd like to buy this."
"Would you like a gift receipt?"
"Heck no! It's all for me, baby! I'm going to really GO TO TOWN on myself! Awww YYEAaahhh~"
*Looks at video* "Pixar's Cars?"
"... the girl Porsche is sexy. Shut up."
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I thought I was the only one!
"Either write something worth reading or do something worth writing." - Benjamin Franklin
"I do not over-intellectualize the production process. I try to keep it simple: Tell the damned story." - Tom Clancy
Lol
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The way the guard on the train became the conductor, I don't want to be conducted, I want to be guarded.
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Read the reviews, its cheaper on Lulu, on the other hand you pay postage.
Lol, when I was little I had a crush on grown up Simba from the Lion King.
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