Thinking about the fellow who plays with Wikipaedia gave me an idea. I clicked on the 'Grammar Checker' ad and sent them the first section of 'Donky Hody Road a Hors'. The computer generated analysis revealed that there are problems with the story and it needs a rewrite. I was invited to sign up for a full report. I filled in my email and name, then discovered that a free trial is available by providing my credit card information. I verbally thanked them the way my Irish grandfather taught me and clicked off.

Now I have visions of a couple of tech guys scrambling to find why the server that holds the automatic grammar and spell checker has suddenly had a nervous breakdown.