Thread: My brain, my enemy.

First, yes I was drinking, but not drunk. I believe two drinks in. It was a good sized get together. I only knew two people there and they were out procuring more ice. Ever the social one, often times of the awkward variety, I introduced myself and began to have a good time. I would like to point out that I had showed up late so most everyone else was already somewhat inebriated. The conversation entered the arena of peoples sex lives and since was the knew guy I guess others were curious. Having just entered into a new relationship I did have something to say. This is where it gets bad.

What I thought I said: It's nice finally having sex on a consistent basis again.

What I did say: It's nice finally having sex on a consensual basis again.

There's not really a way out of that one. I sensed I had said something wrong with the numerous gaping mouths I was snow staring at. We would all laugh about this later. Before that though, the leading example of why you shouldn't take steroids explained to me the blunder I made with his fist.

His words were: That's not funny.

As I lay on the ground I heard a lot of laughing. So I guess I was the I was the life of the party, or at the least the deviant of the party. Oh yeah, they also call me the rape guy now.

I am laughing....oh gosh.. funny...I mix words up all the time...sorry you got decked for it though...

That's a tough gig, a cruel mix-up. Still, think of it as experience and a source of laughter some time in the future.

Poor thing but oh so funny.

I would have filed assault charges. I have a sense of humor about verbal mixups, but not about violent criminal attacks.

Originally Posted by WhitakerRStanton

First, yes I was drinking, but not drunk. I believe two drinks in. It was a good sized get together. I only knew two people there and they were out procuring more ice. Ever the social one, often times of the awkward variety, I introduced myself and began to have a good time. I would like to point out that I had showed up late so most everyone else was already somewhat inebriated. The conversation entered the arena of peoples sex lives and since was the knew guy I guess others were curious. Having just entered into a new relationship I did have something to say. This is where it gets bad.

What I thought I said: It's nice finally having sex on a consistent basis again.

What I did say: It's nice finally having sex on a consensual basis again.

There's not really a way out of that one. I sensed I had said something wrong with the numerous gaping mouths I was snow staring at. We would all laugh about this later. Before that though, the leading example of why you shouldn't take steroids explained to me the blunder I made with his fist.

His words were: That's not funny.

As I lay on the ground I heard a lot of laughing. So I guess I was the I was the life of the party, or at the least the deviant of the party. Oh yeah, they also call me the rape guy now.

I can make several jokes, but I'm afraid I'd lose my purple name status if I did.

Still, this is one of the funnier things I've read today, lol/.