Thread: The old man's shed.

“If you become famous from your writing.”
“When I become famous ...”
“When you become famous from your writing, we can pay to get your shed moved out of the garden.”
“Don’t worry, provided the girls become rich and famous too the fans would pay for it.”
“That would be great, but it’s not paying for it, it’s having a horrid old man’s shed in the garden.”
“I am not a horrid old man, he might have been.”
“Not horrid old man, horrid shed. It was an 'Old man’s shed'. It will have been dirty and dusty and full of rubbish, it’s ridiculous, it’s the books that count not the shed.”
“Well, don’t worry, if you don’t want me buried at the bottom of the garden I thought I might be cremated in it.”
“That’s a good idea, get rid of everything at once ... Do we have to wait?”
“Yes!”

Ah - So you've met the wife.....

Iwould not take it out of the garden.
I'll keep it there as a symbol of fame.