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    Quote Originally Posted by Olly Buckle View Post
    I like twelve base with 2,3,4,6,8and9 all whole fractions, and what about 6/8d or 13/4d? I had to price RftT at £6.66p, close as you can get, mind you it is a devil of a good price
    Never mind RftT, did you know, if you wish to buy a racehorse you pay in guineas? Not in America of course, they still use sea-shells for currency.

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    No you may not look at my home work. You cheat!

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    Women need to start putting the seat up for us men. I have a sore back, so why should I have to stoop down? Or accept the accuracy of my aim without complaint.
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    If you were to take an Oreo and eat the cream out of it, would it be still called a cookie sandwich?

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    And Now For Something Completely Pointless:


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    Just once in my life, I'd like to punch an alien in the face. Them big eyes, and big head and little mouth, always coming into my dreams and scaring me. Time for some PAYBACK!

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    Why do they have braille keypads at drive-up ATMs?
    Everything I know about writing I learned from my golden retriever;

    1. Try to do everything with class
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    The worst (I hope?) sentence I have ever written:
    "Visibility is a condition of possibility for knowability"
    Let us all remember the value of reading our work out loud, because you will find a sentence like this one and want to smack yourself silly. And then fix it.

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    absurdism and minimalism, together at last.
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    Quote Originally Posted by qwertyman View Post
    Ah, sigg old chap what have they got you in here for?

    What do you pay for a haircut?
    I pay no more than $15 total, tip included. Also, I prefer most of the tip to go to the person cutting the hair ie. $8 haircut $7 tip. If it takes 20 minutes to cut my hair she is making close to $20 an hour which I think is fair.

    Don't get me started on tipping waitresses.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Terry D View Post
    Why do they have braille keypads at drive-up ATMs?

    Some people have bad eye sight and aren't totally blind. They put them on their because they need to be sure they are pressing the proper keys. It doesn't make sense to manufactur a different keypad for a drive-up ATM so they produce them all with braille.

    /thread.

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    Thank God I drive a big Diesel Ford with all these half blind people driving to ATM's

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