Corrupted Wishes Game (Continued) - Page 6 - Writers Forum

SparkyLT · 07-09-2008, 05:13 PM

maggots?! ugh...got me beat.

granted, I was on this site a week sooner, but I was so freaked out by the fact that there are people here even crazier than me, I ran screaming.

I wish I had high-speed internet at my house so I didn't have to come to my grandaprent's house to get online...

Sen Yama · 07-09-2008, 07:11 PM

Granted, but you have to clean the floor with your tounge to get a connection.

I wish I would get more feedback on my work.

impactblade · 07-10-2008, 03:03 PM

Granted, however the feedback is all from people who haven't actually read your work.

I wish I could think of something to wish that wouldn't be corruptible.

SparkyLT · 07-10-2008, 03:14 PM

hahaha...good luck my friend. by the way, I really like your name, it's cool.

granted, but then the internet comletely crashes and it doesn't really matter due to global chaos.

I wish I would get up the guts to send my finished book to a publisher already.

geminye · 07-10-2008, 08:26 PM

Granted, but upon receipt of the book, the publisher is overwhelmed with your raw talent. He is moved by your story and is compelled to sell all of his possessions in order to publish it. Soon, you book is on every shelf in the country, and people are completely stopping their lives in order to read your book over and over again, until the trash piles up in the streets, babies go unfed and unchanged, the animals in the zoo starve to death, and general chaos chokes the world to death. All because of your book....

I wish i lived in a cabin in the woods...

impactblade · 07-11-2008, 01:06 PM

Granted. As it's a cabin in the woods, you have no internet access and you can't get to this website. Therefore this wish doesn't need corrupting.

I wish that I knew how to prepare myself for the coming zombie invasion.

SparkyLT · 07-11-2008, 02:55 PM

Granted (all you have to do is watch some horror movies), but alas, you spend your life crouched down in your basement with a shotgun and a hell of a lot of bullets, and the zombies never come...

I wish the spork had never been invented. I mean seriously, what's its point in existence?

geminye · 07-11-2008, 04:27 PM

Granted. Now every time you go to KFC, your forced to use both a fork AND spoon to eat the artery clogging goodness of the original recipe. You become so frustrated switching between the two, that your clogged heart explodes, all because of spork intolerace.

I wish the world was indeed flat...

zeplin10 · 07-13-2008, 04:41 PM

Granted. But after Cosmos Godzilla steps on the Earth and flattens it on his way to the galaxy music festival on Nep-hop-tune, you find that the gas mileage in your '97 Chevy drops to minus numbers.

I wish, if the world really does go to chaos and rue-in, that the laws protecting smug, self-righteous "true-believer" hormone-thinker people are relaxed, allowing them to be used for constructive examples of how what went wrong went wrong.