Corrupted Wishes Game (Continued) - Page 4 - Writers Forum

geminye · 06-27-2008, 07:39 PM

Granted. There is a powere vacuum now that Mugabe and the Mugabettes have vanished. In its place, a true democracy developes, giving rise to economic stability, social and religious harmony, and advanced sciences. Unfortunatley, the country develops nuclear technology as a means of providing a wealth of energy, and we bomb them to prevent any possible threat of nuclear retaliation because we do not agree with their standards.

I wish i could finish this script i'm working on...

James Antony · 06-27-2008, 08:01 PM

Granted. Unfortunately, for you at least, you decided to post your finished script on your ex best friend's blog (goodness knows why, probably after the heavy celebration...) and he's taken all the credit. In fact, it becomes a best seller and he sits in his new golden chair in his huge mansion, while you sigh through your writer's block and live off Shreddies and Wotsits for the rest of your life.

I wish that I could change the feelings of other people around me.

Charlie_Eleanor · 06-27-2008, 09:17 PM

Granted, you change the feelings of people around you to nothing. Suddenly no one feels anything about you. You become invisible. Your control has violated everyone's right to an opinion, and so no one is able to have the opinion of acknowledgement. You create your own language, write a book in it, and no one buys it because they don't know you, or your language, exist. You are a phenomenon. You live an apartment with two gorgeous people, but they don't know you are there. They have sex every night, and whisper their wishes of inviting a third into the bedroom. They describe your qualities to a T, but they don't know you exist. So, they never leave room in the bed for you. You have to sleep on the floor while they experience pure pleasure. But, the upside is you become so insane that you don't notice they don't notice you.

I wish I could go to a dark cold pub and have a cold beer.

SoNickSays... · 06-28-2008, 05:25 AM

Granted, but unfortunately the regulars notice the bit of wealth you carry. The moment you put the beer to your lips, they jump onto you and rob you of every dime you have. The worst part is, one of them takes your beer. Due to the fact that the others have run away, the barman has to blame you for the damage etc. You now spend every waking hour in the pub as a new barmaid. The regulars return and, yet again, mug you. This mugging becomes a weekly hobby of the regulars, and due to you having to work behind the bar all the time, you never have time to buy a weapon, so it always happens and you always get blamed. This becomes a cycle until you die, at which the person you are in most debt to (the barman) has you cremated and placed at the bar so you can pay off all that money you still owe with work.

I wish the movie 'Hancock" was released today, so I could go see it now.

zeplin10 · 07-05-2008, 12:26 AM

Granted. But it turns out the movie "Hancock" that was released on 6-28 was really a three-hour documentary about how John Hancock's signature changed during the course of his life -- a movie which proved to be so boring, you spent $80.00 on popcorn, Pepsi, and Junior Mints (really quite refreshing).

I wish the Patent & Trademark Office would speed up my application for "Senior Mints" (small, wrinkled chocolate candies, to be sold at golf course gift shops in Florida).

SoNickSays... · 07-05-2008, 05:21 AM

Granted. However, by speeding up your application, they have to ignore the application to continue the running of Maltesars. Because of this, for the next year, the applications and legal stuff gets in a mess and Maltesars are no longer sold. Grown men who owed their lives to Maltesars track you down and murder you in your sleep. On the other hand, the price of Maltesars (those kept before the hault of production) go up by 25p/c.

I wish I didn't have to help my fiancee with the wedding.

zeplin10 · 07-05-2008, 11:28 AM

Granted. But now, without your intervention, she has decided to marry the best man. Actually, she has decided to marry the best man and all the bridesmaids, after they honeymoon first. Just to see if nine people can really get along, at the breakfast table, the morning after.

I wish I could write without editing.

SoNickSays... · 07-06-2008, 06:40 AM

Granted. Once you discover this, you decide to use it for good and teach everyone else how to do it too. Now writing is much quicker. You can write a book in a month with it finished, and have it published by the next month. Because of this increase in the speed of writing books, there soon becomes nothing else to write about. Anyone who writes a book now is sued for plaigarism. Once no one has any money left due to the sueing (not right spelling), the only thing people can give is their lives. All writers, at some point, are executed. However, now all the writers are gone, the world becomes a happy place of peace. What have you done?!

I wish my dog came back from the dead and would never die again.

zeplin10 · 07-06-2008, 11:43 AM

Granted. But now your days are consumed with making arrangements for people to care for your dog -- for the next three thousand years. You'd really like there to be a future for the world that stretched beyond three thousand years, but lately you have your doubts. So you interview adult-type people (people who have some skills at passing themselves off as "adults"), to get an idea of what kind of home they could provide for Sparky. You also have to interview their children to ascertain their inclination and capacity for child bearing, rearing, and so on. This is important, since three thousand years of dog care involves a lot of planning and conception. And really, as far as the "concept" of "conception" goes, it's even more involved than Donald Rumsfeld's ideas for the invasion of Iraq.

I wish we could all just learn to live together -- but, preferably, not at my place.

SparkyLT · 07-07-2008, 01:53 PM

Granted. But, too bad, everybody comes to live at your place, your house explodes killing us all (except you). You die 5 million years later when Earth is destroyed to make way for an intergalactic highway.

I wish for three more wishes

mi is happy · 07-07-2008, 01:58 PM

Granted. You get your three wishes. Suddenly someone mugs you and steal all three.

I wish it wasn't soo hot.

Sen Yama · 07-07-2008, 02:20 PM

Granted. It is now 2 degrees Kelvin.

I wish I could finish, publish, and be remembered for a book that I wrote.

SparkyLT · 07-07-2008, 02:50 PM

Granted. In fact, you're remembered so well your name becomes synonymous with 'bad writer.'

ouch. sorry.

I wish people would listen to me when I was talking instead of talking over me.

Sen Yama · 07-07-2008, 02:56 PM

Hell, I don't mind being remembered as a bad writer.

Oh they listen to you, and hate that you bable on and on and on.

Wish: To see all of Ireland and Japan before I die.

SparkyLT · 07-07-2008, 03:00 PM

Alas, when you visit Ireland the aliens come land on Stonehenge and take you away to be experimented on.

I wish...erm...(running out of wishes here)...
I wish Linkin Park would put out another album RIGHT NOW!!!!