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06-06-2008, 08:08 PM
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boring mindless drek
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06-06-2008, 08:22 PM
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(Yah he was a good guy)
Granted, they clean so much your house is spotless. Then they decide all of your furniture is dirty and so they throw it away.
I wish the Governor of Arizona, USA hadn't sold the Colorado river rights to Los Vegas, Nevada. Arizona is a desert for Pet's sake!
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06-06-2008, 08:29 PM
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granted, but i don't know what it all means, so i'll just make it up. pete was furious, so much so he stormed the embassy, any embassy will do he thought, "give me back my river!" he yelled at the desk clerk, who threw a bucket of water over him and said, "there's your river" (sorry, i know that was bad, at least i tried :/
i wish autumn leaves fell into the garden instead of on the lawns
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06-06-2008, 09:58 PM
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why dont you just fuck off and stop following me around then
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must be full moon again
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unfortunately, Oxikins, a grown up sense of humour is wasted in this kindergarten...
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06-23-2008, 08:49 PM
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Granted, but they fall into the Garden of Eden. There are so many that the living trees/flowers/and plants wither and die. You have destroyed Eden you bastard!
I wish that everyone could feel the joy of listening to MSTRKRFT
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06-23-2008, 08:55 PM
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Granted but it makes our ears bleed.
I wish Charlie Eleanor wouldn't stay away for such long periods of time.
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E. B. White
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06-23-2008, 08:55 PM
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Granted, but then I never get off the computer. I become a computer. I am your computer. I see you.
I wish that I was wearing leg warmers.
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06-23-2008, 09:07 PM
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Granted but you live in Texas and it's hot and realllly humid.
(damn, that's almost real!)
I wish I was on a yacht in the Caribbean.
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06-23-2008, 09:08 PM
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Granted, but the yacht is sinking. The whole is just the size of your hips so the crew unanimously decides to use you as a plug. You spend the rest of the trip below deck with little fish nipping at your heals.
I wish smiling would let us all in on her 'special workout' so I didn't have to go to the gym to get one  |
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06-23-2008, 09:53 PM
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Granted but in practicing you pulled your goozle through your schmoozle and you ended up in traction.
I wish Charlie didn't love me to death.
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06-25-2008, 09:53 PM
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Granted, but Lost still loves you to deaht.
I wish I was in my bed.
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06-26-2008, 03:56 PM
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Granted but its covered in the Rangling Brothers Flea Circus and you're allergic to flea bites.
I wish I had someone to play with.
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06-26-2008, 04:38 PM
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Granted, but the only person that had nothing better to do is George Bush. The only game you and your new playmate can play is 'Nuke A Country That Says Anything Negative To You'. Consequently, you eventually blow up everyone but yourselves. After this, you get so lonely you talk to yourself. Eventually, you insult yourself too, so you must blow yourself up. The Earth starts over with Crabmen as it's inhabitants instead of humans. I hope you and George Bush are happy!!
I wish Big Brother would just give up and face the fact that their TV Show is crap.
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06-26-2008, 05:30 PM
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Granted, but as soon as BB is canceled, it goes into syndication and you are forced to watch it over breakfast every morning. This puts you in such a bad mood for work every day that you go into a deep depression. You become addicted to food, strung out on lack of sleep, and just all around cranky. Your lover decides she needs another partner, one who isn't so yellow and sour all the time. she befriends the creator of Big Brother, who is making millions off of syndication and can afford to fly her to his little bungalow on the beach in Guam. The idea drives you to suicide.
I wish I was Lao Tzu.
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06-27-2008, 06:22 PM
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Granted. But as a result of this, Lao Tzu became 'lost in some story' (I don't know of the philosopher enough to quote much more than that, so if someone has something good to say about his wish, feel free to do so regardless of my post).
I wish Robert Mugabe ceased to exist, along with his followers.
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