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05-24-2008, 05:35 AM
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Virtual Rock-Paper-Scissors! The fun never ends!
 Rules:
You have think of something, whether it be a person, place, event, or thing and post it. It has to hugely trump the thing in the post above you (Like rock smashes scissors). You also have to explain why it trumps the thing above you.
I'll start out simple: Paper -(No explanation needed for the first post)
Post away! 
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05-24-2008, 05:44 AM
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Scissors.
They cut the paper!
Rock, paper, scissors... George Bush!
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05-24-2008, 08:50 AM
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Water rusts the scissors
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05-24-2008, 12:16 PM
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((Right, sorry, didn't understand it earlier))
Heat evaporates the water.
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05-24-2008, 12:21 PM
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Fan cools off heat.
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WARNING: VERRRRY HAPPY PERSON!
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05-24-2008, 12:26 PM
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Hammer crushes fan.
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I hope life isn't a joke, because I don't get it.
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05-24-2008, 12:27 PM
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Adept Writer
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(hi Tom, Haven't talked with you in a while) Nuclear missile blows up hammer.
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05-24-2008, 12:46 PM
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Weather patterns gradually disperse radiation into atmosphere, killing millions.
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05-24-2008, 12:50 PM
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God cleanses the earth. (YEAH, BEAT GOD MOFO's) + (Hey Mi!)
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05-24-2008, 12:55 PM
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Charles Darwin writes 'The Origin of Species', killing God.
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05-24-2008, 12:56 PM
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Doctor Who goes back in time, brutally murders Charles Darwin before he can write the book and then locks himself in the Tardis.
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05-24-2008, 01:38 PM
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God is so upset that Charles Darwin killed him, that he displaces his anger on Doctor Who (who actually saved his life, or in some weird way revived him) and smites him, for "playing God" with God's life.
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05-24-2008, 02:03 PM
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George Bush passes 7th grade english and maths, completing God's ultimate mission, therefore causing god to leave Earth.
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05-24-2008, 02:23 PM
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John McCain kills George Bush, hoping that somehow the nation will take sympathy on the Republican party and elect him as President.
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05-24-2008, 02:28 PM
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People in America grow half a brain cell (no offense) and decide they don't like John McCain, so they don't elect him. This means John wallows in grief and kills himself with a rope.
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