Deagon777

Push one domino down, and the rest fall over. Not surprisingly, anything similar to this is called the 'domino effect'.

So, I will post a small action occurring, and the next person posts an action that's a result of that action, but bigger. That reaction spars another, larger action in turn, and we have a

FIASCO!

Keep going until the world is destroyed, then start over!

A dog pees on a city fire hydrant...

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Zorell

a firefighter comes to use the hydrant only to have his hands constantly slip off. In the time it takes him to fix the problem, a building burns halfway to the ground,

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Life is lighter when you shed your leaves,
better when you nurture your branches,
and more fulfilled when you strengthen your roots.

rumpole40k

As the flames rise, they spread to a chemical factory which promptly explodes destroying half a city block and creating a series of tremors,


Nice game Deacon!

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A humble wolf with dreams of being on a stamp, releasing an autobiography, having a film made showing his daily struggles, having a world wide fan club... - Code Red

"Doing? You're doing what ANY sane man in your appalling circumstances would do. You're going mad." - The Killing Joke.

Zorell

Those tremmors not only collapse the rest of the city block, but all windows within a two-mile radius are shattered.

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Life is lighter when you shed your leaves,
better when you nurture your branches,
and more fulfilled when you strengthen your roots.

rumpole40k

The raining glass causes multiple casualties. The speeding ambulances hit an oil truck truck, the resulting explosion launches it eighty feet in the air, it lands on a sewage treatment plant, raw (now flaming) sewage floods a five mile radius.

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A humble wolf with dreams of being on a stamp, releasing an autobiography, having a film made showing his daily struggles, having a world wide fan club... - Code Red

"Doing? You're doing what ANY sane man in your appalling circumstances would do. You're going mad." - The Killing Joke.

A Vaulter's Insanity

The sewage reaches the Great Lakes and the Mississippi River and poisons them with flesh eating bacteria

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Deagon777

The fish of the river become infected with the bacteria, and are fished as unrelentlessly as they were before. The poisoned fish hit the market,

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A Vaulter's Insanity

soon every person in the North US is infected with the flesh eating bacteria

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Deagon777

As their flesh slowly begins to dissolve, every American soon becomes a totalitarianist, obsessed with fattening foods, and severely lazy. Other countries don't notice a difference. But the Americans do, and (after numerous Twinkees) start invading Mexico, Canada, and Cuba.

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A Vaulter's Insanity

But the war wasnt approved by Oprah who is president at the time, and the only non infected person in the US. The war is fought purely by a 3 part militia. The Southwest Rednecks on their Quads and dirt bikes with rifles taking down mexicans. The Southern Hicks who make rafts out of trees and invade cuba on self made rafts. And the Northern Smart A's who invade Canada with their wits, saying theres no need to take over the country with guns. Oprah gets pissed at the 3 Militia's and starts nuking them.

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Deagon777

Which, of course, gave the Russians an excuse to nuke the Americans, destroying even Oprah, leveling the entire country. Every other country retaliated by nuking Russia, then nuking the country that authorized the strike, then so on, until every country in the world was destroyed.

The world has ended.

A Vaulter's Insanity, do you want to start a new chain of events?

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Zorell

I don't think he has to, and he's offline right now.

The world is reborn, but unfortunately some idiot kid farts on alit match, thinking its funny. What he doesn't know is there is a gas leak in the building. Said building explodes, taking alll it's neighbors with it.

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Life is lighter when you shed your leaves,
better when you nurture your branches,
and more fulfilled when you strengthen your roots.

Deagon777

In an adjacent house was an autistic kid, and a group of concerned citizens form the Coalition for the Prohibition of Farting and Matches.

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Zorell

Having survived the blast, the people from the CPFM sues the government or not providing information to prevent these occurences.
As the postman is delivering the letter, he lights a cigarette, and a stray spark lights his truck on fire.

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Life is lighter when you shed your leaves,
better when you nurture your branches,
and more fulfilled when you strengthen your roots.

Deagon777

He drives as fast and as wildly as he can, hoping to avoid a lawsuit that way, and ends up driving into the (in)conveniently nearby new nuclear power plant. It explodes withing two seconds.

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