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This causes an unusual pattern of storms to build up along the Pacific Northwestern seaboard. Weather-people predict the most awesome surfing conditions in the last century and so swarms of anxious surfers from all over the world flood the airports trying to get to NW North American Coasts.
In an unrelated matter, US Homeland Security identifies a .000001% chance that terrorists will launch an attack on airlines using mp3 players and surfboards. An immediate ban on both items, checked or carry-on is launched for all international flights landing in the US.
Angry surfers determined to catch this once-in-a-lifetime storm generated wave, begin rioting in airports all over the world, making air travel impossible for anyone.
Meanwhile the same man in the previous post is attacked by exactly 3 bees, causing him to dance around and shift weather patterns again.
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