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02-03-2008, 01:55 PM
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Banned
Join Date: Jun 2007
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I'm Weirder than You Game...
I'm weirder than you because I never intend to marry or have a girlfriend.
Remain a celebate until I die.
Can you top that?
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02-03-2008, 02:13 PM
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Ink Slinger
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: England, the beautiful southwest.
Gender: Male
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Just by being the first to view this thread and the first to comment, I have proven I am weirder than you and anyone else who may follow.
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02-04-2008, 02:46 AM
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Member
Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: Yorkshire
Gender: Male
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I'm weirder than both of you because I enjoy walking backwards along busy streets wrapped in tin foil.
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02-04-2008, 05:19 AM
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Mentor
Join Date: Nov 2007
Posts: 5,643
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I click my teeth while driving as I pass every road sign or pole, so it's basically non-stop. I have to touch certain things in my house every time I pass them. I get up several times a night to make sure my computer is off and to check the oven and make sure all the doors are locked. I don't like being around anyone I don't know, to the point that I never leave my house. I can't eat food other people cook. I shower eight times a day, everyday. I sleep during the day, not at night, never at night. I intentionally attempt suicide by overdose of drugs and alcohol on a regular basis (no luck yet, no matter how much I drink or take). I chose writing as a profession.
No sex, huh? Well now I know why you're so grumpy all the time. Does that mean you're a virgin? May I ask why? That's definitely weirder than pretty much anything else anyone else can say. Just because I don't understand why you wouldn't try it. If you've tried it and didn't like it, that makes for sense (well, not really. who doesn't like it?). Do you like masturbation? Sex is like that, but a whole lot better...
Whores are plentiful and most offer competitive pricing plans. What can it hurt? Vaginas don't have fangs. I'd go so far as to guess that guy's assholes don't either. Why not pick one and stick your dick in their?
I don't like women when it comes to relationships. I hate them. They're crazy and mean. Even my friends that are girls are nuts when it comes to their relationships. But that has nothing to do with fucking.
Maybe it's just because I hate depriving myself of pleasure and not trying things that I find that so weird. If you had said you never want to try alcohol, it probably would have gotten a similar reaction from me.
EDIT: How old are you by the way, to say that. If you're still young, ignorant, and still have your whole life to change your mind, it would make more sense. If you're old, than it's still weird.
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Last edited by Malone : 02-04-2008 at 05:39 AM.
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02-04-2008, 06:41 AM
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Ink Slinger
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: Fernando Poo
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Obsessive-compulsive disorder is actually pretty common.
Everything wrong with me is documented somewhere, I'm sure of it.
By the way, there's this gelatinous orange and purple God's-Eye (as in macrame) hovering over my desk right in the corner of my eye, and every time I turn to look at it it moves.
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02-07-2008, 08:17 PM
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Prolific Writer
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: it's cold.
Gender: Female
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I'm weirder than all of you because I don't have any secrets.
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02-08-2008, 12:04 AM
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Member
Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: otsego MI
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im more weird than you guys because i am a living breathing truman show except i seceratly know it and do obsence gestures so they have to blur me out as much as possiable
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02-09-2008, 08:07 AM
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Addict
Join Date: Aug 2007
Gender: Male
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I’m weirder than all of you, if I touch one finger with my thumb I have to touch all of them with my thumb so they don’t feel left out, then as my thumb has touched every finger it has been touched more so I have to do it again with every finger. I try not to click my fingers or it gets really complicated.
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02-10-2008, 07:03 PM
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Prolific Writer
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: it's cold.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr Write
I’m weirder than all of you, if I touch one finger with my thumb I have to touch all of them with my thumb so they don’t feel left out, then as my thumb has touched every finger it has been touched more so I have to do it again with every finger. I try not to click my fingers or it gets really complicated.
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lol I totally do that too!
I'm weirder than you because I like the smell of B.O. |
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02-10-2008, 10:17 PM
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Writer
Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: Defuniak Springs, Florida
Gender: Female
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I'm weirder than all of you because I'm obsessed with tape.
yup.
When I walk by tape, I HAVE to take a piece.
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02-10-2008, 10:43 PM
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Member
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: in a dream under the sea
Gender: Female
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I'm weirdest because to see through my eyes is like watching a monochrome television.
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02-11-2008, 07:51 PM
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Writing Machine
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: East Coast, US
Gender: Female
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I'm weirder than all of you because I'm not even divorced yet but, I'm considering getting married again.
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E. B. White
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02-21-2008, 11:54 PM
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Prolific Writer
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: it's cold.
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I'm weirder than you because I sleep with socks on.
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03-05-2008, 01:15 PM
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Writing Machine
Join Date: Mar 2008
Gender: Male
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I'm weirder than you because I can't go to sleep at night because I can't stop thinking!
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03-05-2008, 03:42 PM
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Best Seller
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Florida
Gender: Female
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Okay Guys, I'm the weirdest simply because, I love to read those CD booklets cover to back before I listen to the CD. Then I let my favorite song play for hours on repeat...drives my family nuts.  I do this sometimes while hanging upside down on the couch.
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