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11-20-2007, 09:28 AM
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Scribe
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I find your lack of pants disturbing...
Here's an even lamer idea than my other one.
Take any famous line from a film (it's Darth Vader from star wars in the thread title) and replace one of the words with pants (or underpants if you're american...) for immature comedy japes.
'Say hello to my little pants' - Scarface
You get the idea.
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11-20-2007, 10:14 AM
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Member
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In keeping with the Star Wars theme:
"Use the pants Luke!"
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11-20-2007, 12:18 PM
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Addict
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Location: Brigham said “Utah, This is the Place!” it might be the place, but not the gayest place, at least th
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Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into my pants.
Casablanca, spoken by Humphrey Bogart
-mine
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The Bible contains six admonishments to homosexuals and 362 admonishments to heterosexuals. That doesn't mean that God doesn't love heterosexuals. It's just that they need more supervision. ~Lynn Lavner
Some of my Writing http://raysworld.xlogz.com/
Last edited by R.R.Pearce : 11-20-2007 at 02:26 PM.
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11-20-2007, 12:53 PM
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Moderator
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The first rule of pants is - you do not talk about pants.
-Fight Club (as though anyone needed to be told)
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Last edited by Foxee : 11-20-2007 at 05:46 PM.
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11-20-2007, 01:14 PM
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Writing Machine
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: East Coast, US
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Pants is as pants does
~Forrest Gump
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"I arise in the morning torn between a desire to improve the world and a desire to enjoy the world. This makes it hard to plan the day."
E. B. White
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11-20-2007, 01:26 PM
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Prolific Writer
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"They may take our lives, but they may never take our pants!"
(Braveheart)
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11-20-2007, 02:16 PM
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Don't ask for the moon! We have the pants!
Now, Voyager, spoken by Bette Davis
-Stars
Let's get out of these wet pants and into a dry Martini.
Every Day's a Holiday, spoken by Mae West
-clothes
It's not the men in my life that counts - it's the life in my pants.
I'm No Angel, spoken by Mae West
-men
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Some of my Writing http://raysworld.xlogz.com/
Last edited by R.R.Pearce : 11-20-2007 at 02:30 PM.
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11-20-2007, 02:52 PM
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"Put it in my pants Sam!"
-Transformers
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"An apple a day keeps anyone away if you throw it hard enough." -- Stephen Colbert
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11-20-2007, 05:26 PM
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Scribe
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Good stuff. I'm curious as to how long this can remain funny...
Star Wars again -
'I felt a great disturbance in the pants.'
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11-20-2007, 05:48 PM
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Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my pants, prepare to die.
-The Princess Bride
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11-20-2007, 06:45 PM
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"Well, I believe in the soul, the c--k, the p---y, the small of a woman's pants, the hangin' curveball, high fiber, good Scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent crap...I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve, and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days."
-back
-Bull Durham
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Some of my Writing http://raysworld.xlogz.com/
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11-20-2007, 06:53 PM
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"Pants? Where we're going we don't need -pants ." -roads
-Back to the future.
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The Bible contains six admonishments to homosexuals and 362 admonishments to heterosexuals. That doesn't mean that God doesn't love heterosexuals. It's just that they need more supervision. ~Lynn Lavner
Some of my Writing http://raysworld.xlogz.com/
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11-21-2007, 10:32 AM
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"Don Corleone, I am honored and grateful that you have invited me to your pants on the day of your daughter's wedding." - Lenny Montana as Luca Brasi The Godfather
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11-21-2007, 10:53 AM
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"Pants? We don't need no stinking pants!" - Banditos in Blazing Saddles.
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11-21-2007, 10:17 PM
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Ink Slinger
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"Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your pants;
I come to bury Caesar, not to praise him."
Or, second choice,
"The evil that men do lives after them;
The good is oft interred with their pants."
If you need to be told the source, you shouldn't be here in the first place.
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Originally Posted by Wildcard 
I view with distaste the excretions polluting this site, suffering when I read another by-product of the boredom of one with access to a computer and the internet. As I read I feel I am being defecated on, and cling to an idea that one day I may find solace in the words of one who takes pride in their work.
Last edited by The Backward OX : 11-21-2007 at 10:25 PM.
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