Lote-Tree

Each year the Washington Post's Style Invitational asks readers to take
any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing
only one letter and supply a new definition. Here are the 2002 winners:


Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with.

Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly.

Foreploy: Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting laid.

Giraffiti: Vandalism painted very, very high.

Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.

Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.

Hipatitis: Terminal coolness.

Osteopornosis: A degenerate disease. (This one got extra credit).

Karmageddon: It's like, when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's like, a serious bummer.

Glibido: All talk and no action.

Dopeler Effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.

And, the winner of the Washington Post's Style Invitational:

Ignoranus: A person who's both stupid and an asshole.

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So chaps and chappesses lets see how good you are at inventing words. Use the rule above:

Here are mine:

Fartichoke - A vegetable that gives you a lot of gas.

Dimtwit - Someone who is both dim and a twit.

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ClancyBoy

Tripefruit - tasty with mayonnaise.

Oh, and I came up with these a while ago.

Mayonet - A type of rifle-mounted cutlery invented in the French town of Mayonne.

Bayonnaise - A type of egg-based sauce invented in the French town of Bayonne.

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impactblade

twsh- a posh twit

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a picture can tell a thousand words, that dosen't make it any good. - If you should see me doing an epelsis (The "..." thing). I'm quoting that, I should suppose....
Oh, and damn my fear of plagarising something! Very irrational it is....

Godfather

Monkeun- A monkey...


with a gun...O.O

smilinghelps

Blacity (pronounced Blah-city)

adjective: Boring, drab.

The party was so blacity that we were balancing spoons on our noses for amusement.

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E. B. White

Mr Write

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Please tell me what you think

Butterfly Dreams

freak-a-leak - A freak that leaks.

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