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09-21-2007, 06:21 PM
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Adept Writer
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: Maine, USA
Gender: Male
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You think you've got it bad?!
inspired by Astronuc
Four Yorkshiremen
How bad can your life get? Tell us your (fictional) woes and make clear that your life is worse than what the previous person concocts. Let's see how far this snowballs in this competition of the pathetic. 
You might think your life sucks. Well, I don't have a bed.
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09-22-2007, 03:51 AM
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Addict
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: Western Australia
Gender: Female
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oh yeah? well i dont have a home AND a bed... yeah...
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09-22-2007, 04:38 AM
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Ink Slinger
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: Nowhere special...just...bird watching...yeah, sure...bird watching...
Gender: Male
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Oh yeah? Well i've just been shot in the arm, had my home seized by the government and my car stolen by joyriders! Beat that!
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09-23-2007, 05:14 AM
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Addict
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: Western Australia
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yeah? my home just got blown up by terrorists and i don't have an arm!! beat that!
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"The best way to be successful is to follow the advice you give others." - Anonymous
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09-23-2007, 10:59 AM
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Ink Slinger
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: Nowhere special...just...bird watching...yeah, sure...bird watching...
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Delving into the world called, 'Reality' for some of this...
Oh yeah?! Well I've lost the use of my left eye due to a knife attack and have had several diseases that are literally eating me from the inside out! Beat that!
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09-23-2007, 05:55 PM
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Addict
Join Date: Feb 2007
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I'm stuck in a cage with only catfood and urine as food and drink. BEAT THAT
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09-23-2007, 06:10 PM
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Mentor
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Indiana
Gender: Male
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I'm currently stuck with my arm pinned between two boulders. I can either gnaw off my hands and throw them at unsuspecting yokels to get their attention, or I can do back-flips to twist off my arm.
Oh, yes, and I think I'm on my period.
Beat that!
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If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.
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09-23-2007, 06:26 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2007
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My bladder is filled with marshmellows and I have a sweet tooth.
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09-23-2007, 07:56 PM
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Adept Writer
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: Maine, USA
Gender: Male
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You think that's bad?
I have a bed now. But it is the orgy farm of a psychotic poltergeist. Every cell of my body has every STD ever!
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09-23-2007, 09:36 PM
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Addict
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: Western Australia
Gender: Female
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that's gross
well, i have a disease that has mutated my face, and i have really bad polio so i can't walk, and i live in a hut at the top of a mountain so i just lay in bed all day and freeze.
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"The best way to be successful is to follow the advice you give others." - Anonymous
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09-23-2007, 09:45 PM
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pliable
Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: Juneau, Alaska
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My lung fell out.
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09-23-2007, 10:32 PM
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Addict
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: Western Australia
Gender: Female
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oh yeah? well both of mine caved in and are rotting away to nothing. Beat that!
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"The best way to be successful is to follow the advice you give others." - Anonymous
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09-24-2007, 09:28 AM
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Adept Writer
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: Maine, USA
Gender: Male
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My lungs are over-inflatable. Every time I inhale, they pop out of my mouth like a balloon. And that makes kissing very awkward.
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09-24-2007, 10:18 AM
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Scribe
Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: At the base of the Crystal Mountain range
Gender: Male
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Oh yeah? Well, I have to wake up and look at "me" in the mirror every day.
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09-24-2007, 10:22 AM
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Writing Machine
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: East Coast, US
Gender: Female
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I'm cross-eyed, stutter, have tourettes syndrome, narcolepsy and epilepsy and one leg is 3 inches shorter than the other. I weigh 300lbs and have buck teeth.
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E. B. White
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