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09-24-2007, 11:40 AM
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Adept Writer
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Location: Maine, USA
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I'm agoraphobic and claustrophobic.
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09-24-2007, 11:47 AM
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Ink Slinger
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: Nowhere special...just...bird watching...yeah, sure...bird watching...
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Not only am I blind in one eye and have degenerate diseases running rampent inside me but my kidneys are both gone, my liver bleeds every night at five o'clock and I have a bad case of hooping cough, *Coughs violently* Hey... is that my lung?!
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09-24-2007, 02:34 PM
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Writing Machine
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: East Coast, US
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Mallignamius
I'm agoraphobic and claustrophobic.
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Classic, I love it!
I'm 6' 11" and afraid of heights.
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E. B. White
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09-24-2007, 03:32 PM
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Ink Slinger
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The fact that you have just summed me up scares me. I'm 6' 7" though but I'm still afraid of heights.
A croc just bit off my left arm. I'm typing with my right arm while they sow it back on.
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09-24-2007, 10:32 PM
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Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: Western Australia
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lol really? well.... i AM a crocodile. i eat PEOPLE for DINNER!! how gross is that?? i generally start with the limbs... sorry bout the arm
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09-24-2007, 11:59 PM
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Adept Writer
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Crocs sometimes eat their young. Sucks to be you.
Though still not as much as me. While trapped in a POW camp, all I had to eat were some of my organs and severed limbs. And they made me watch the same episode of M*A*S*H for thirty years. There's nothing worse than chewing on your kidney while hearing Hawkeye tell the same joke every hour for three decades, and the same audience laughing over and over again. I can count them! 41 males and 47 females. I think tonight I'm going to rinse out my system with Drano and rip off what's left of my last ear so my head will look more even.
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09-25-2007, 03:02 AM
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don't have any young 
But only because I'm infertile. in fact, I live in the world of 'Children Of Men', where everyone's infertile and bombs go off left right and centre, so no-one knows whether they will live another day.
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09-25-2007, 02:00 PM
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Location: geordieland, UK
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I was pronounced 'Dead on Arrival' this morning. And I was wearing horrible underpants.
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10-01-2007, 08:48 PM
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Location: Location?.... um, i'm not quite sure about that.. i just know i'm somewhere in North Carolina....
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I was your doctor. I have to confess. You weren't dead on arival, I just wished you were. Oh, and those underwear were disgusting!
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"Literature is an occupation in which you have to keep proving your talent to people who have none."
-Jules Renard
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10-01-2007, 10:43 PM
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I once got "Shack" 47 times in a row when playing M.A.S.H. with my immoral hot cousin.
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10-04-2007, 08:07 PM
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Location: Location?.... um, i'm not quite sure about that.. i just know i'm somewhere in North Carolina....
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I was your Hot cousin, Dandandrea. And i'm not immoral!
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10-05-2007, 08:15 AM
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Well after having my legs chopped off by a crazed woodchopper, I was dragged back to his hut where I was tied to a chair and forced to watch an hour long documentary on watching paint dry, and it kept repeating over and over and over until I got so bored that my head exploded!
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10-06-2007, 05:35 PM
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Writer
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: Europe-Croatia-Zagreb
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I was left in some putrid, corpse-filled pit, along with a 400 kilo gorilla on the blue pill.
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10-06-2007, 07:32 PM
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Adept Writer
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: Maine, USA
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At least you had a pit. All I had was an old beer can I was squeezed into by my family as punishment for asking for food. Then I was redeemed for a nickel and recycled. Whoever bought me didn't drink out of me, but instead used me for target practice.
While I had a hangover.
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