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07-29-2008, 06:19 PM
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Lately old people are constantly asking me what country I'm from. I think it's because I haven't plucked my eyebrows in a while, and that makes me look foreign.
The rumors are true, Smilinghelps is pregnant, and I am indeed the father. The twins are due Nov 23. We're still deciding on what to name them.
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07-29-2008, 06:26 PM
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My wife and my husband are having twins!
(talk about having some explaining to do!)
I finally learned the story behind the severed hand in the jar.
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07-29-2008, 07:33 PM
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I have never been the bottom during anal sex.
I survived the earthquake.
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My crappy parody story Plagiarism NOTE - Story is IN PROGRESS
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07-29-2008, 09:52 PM
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I have nothing to say.
Nothing I say is productive.
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"I arise in the morning torn between a desire to improve the world and a desire to enjoy the world. This makes it hard to plan the day."
E. B. White
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07-30-2008, 04:32 PM
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A couple of nights ago I dreamt I was having lunch outside at Around the Clock with two people from this forum. All I remember is that they both had side salad with their sandwiches, but I ordered fries with mine. They seemed very disappointed in my food choice.
During the winter I only wear yellow. It reminds me of the sun and that puts me in a chipper mood.
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07-30-2008, 04:41 PM
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I'm beginning to dislike my father.
I traced patterns between my lover's shoulders this morning whilst he slept.
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The most frightening part of leaving a parent's home, to me, is not knowing where one's own home is.
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07-30-2008, 10:23 PM
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with two people from this forum
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Was I really thin in your dream?
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07-31-2008, 10:57 AM
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Quote:
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Was I really thin in your dream?
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LOL. You were perfect.
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07-31-2008, 10:58 AM
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hehehe
I hope i was in it too!
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07-31-2008, 11:02 AM
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Yes you were. 
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07-31-2008, 11:14 AM
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I don't mind if you eat fries, I promise!
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07-31-2008, 03:28 PM
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I'm a very talented death metal singer.
I have never used drugs.
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08-01-2008, 12:16 AM
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I can hear Fergie live in my computer room
I own a campground
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"A happy ending is just a story that hasn't ended yet."
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08-01-2008, 01:03 PM
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I took out a book on telepathy because I want to be like that guy on Heroes.
I collect toothbrushes.
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08-01-2008, 04:11 PM
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I like to be puked on.
I like to puke on others.
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