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08-08-2007, 07:07 PM
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Then I would ask you to go back in time and tell me that I wasn't going to make it as an opera singer and to try something else.
What if I was a star trek character?
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08-08-2007, 07:08 PM
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#107
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Adept Writer
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You would have your own fan club, but you would hate everyone in it.
What if I had a fan club?
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"The greater part of what my neighbors call good I believe in my soul to be bad, and if I repent of anything, it is very likely to be my good behavior."
Henry David Thoreau
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08-08-2007, 07:11 PM
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#108
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then i would joing it for the free food at the meetings.
What if another solicitor ignores my 'no solicitors' sign?
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08-08-2007, 07:12 PM
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#109
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You will disembowel him slowly.
What if fat was the new fit?
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"The greater part of what my neighbors call good I believe in my soul to be bad, and if I repent of anything, it is very likely to be my good behavior."
Henry David Thoreau
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08-08-2007, 07:12 PM
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#110
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Adept Writer
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(btw Charlie Eleanor you have 666 postings.)
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"The greater part of what my neighbors call good I believe in my soul to be bad, and if I repent of anything, it is very likely to be my good behavior."
Henry David Thoreau
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08-08-2007, 07:14 PM
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Profound Writer
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(Good grief! What do you think of me that I would disembowel someone?)
I wouldn't care because you won't last nearly as long if you are fat. I'd rather be around a while rather than be 'fit'.
What if i live to be 110?
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08-08-2007, 07:14 PM
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#112
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ah! I'm evil! oh good...not anymore.
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08-08-2007, 10:41 PM
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#113
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Then you will be constantly hassled by people that somehow find the fact that someone is really old amusing, and you will get incredibly angry with children's balls landing in your flowers (but that will be a habit/hobby by then)
What if dogs take over the world?
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Ginger and proud! 
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08-11-2007, 02:43 AM
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#114
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Then people will be relegated to peeing on bushes and stop signs, and eating Taco Bell out of plastic bowls on the floor.
What if tonight is the end of the world?
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"The greater part of what my neighbors call good I believe in my soul to be bad, and if I repent of anything, it is very likely to be my good behavior."
Henry David Thoreau
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08-12-2007, 12:26 PM
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#115
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Then I have wasted my day talking to you losers.
What if I had no hands with which to type?
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Buggrit, mellenium hand and shrimp. ~ Foul Ol' Ron
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08-12-2007, 12:31 PM
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#116
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Then I would be amazed at your post count
What if I was just faking it?
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08-12-2007, 02:11 PM
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#117
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we'd all look a bit like this...  and everyone but me would say "But you said it was for real! You said size didn't matter!"
what if The Simpsons was cancelled? (would there be any point in living?!) |
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08-12-2007, 03:00 PM
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#118
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The cartoon spinoffs trying to take its place would overload the networks, causing a general television meltdown. More people would start to read. We'd all have jobs.
What if I cared?
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"The greater part of what my neighbors call good I believe in my soul to be bad, and if I repent of anything, it is very likely to be my good behavior."
Henry David Thoreau
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