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08-08-2007, 03:12 PM
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They would never ache.
What if I can't think of an excuse to leave work early?
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08-08-2007, 03:16 PM
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Tell them your dog ate you motivation.
What if I ran out of what ifs?
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08-08-2007, 03:18 PM
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(lol, funny. I was just about to eMail my boss and tell her my dogs got out of the yard and I have to go get them.)
Then we would have to stop posting on this thread and moving on to bigger and better things.
What if no one ever ran out of things to say and they just kept talking and talking and talking?
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08-08-2007, 03:24 PM
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Then all the secrets in the CIA would be revealed. The truth behind Area 51 would be known, and George W. Bush would be rambling about more stupid things that make me laugh.
What if saying "yo momma" to questions actually made it true?
Last edited by fropowder : 08-08-2007 at 03:36 PM.
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08-08-2007, 03:27 PM
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The the world would be a much funnier place.
What if everyone had a great sence of humor?
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08-08-2007, 03:48 PM
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Then the serious moments in life won't be taken seriously. Example: "Yes, I was raped... but hey, i was lookin for a sperm doner!"
What if those with higher IQs can read the minds of those with lower IQs.
Last edited by fropowder : 08-08-2007 at 03:50 PM.
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08-08-2007, 04:11 PM
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I don't understand the question.
What if everyone had the same intelligence level?
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08-08-2007, 04:58 PM
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Then I wouldn't be the smartest person on the forum, would I? lol.
What if my movie didn't download?
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08-08-2007, 05:08 PM
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The you could no longer dress like a pirate.
What if we all had to say ARRG at the end of ever sentence? ARRG
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08-08-2007, 05:11 PM
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(I don't understand. I was downloading 300, not Pirates of the Carribean, lol)
If we all had to say ARRG at the end of every sentence then no one would be attractive, because no one looks attractive while saing ARRG.
What if my dogs turn on me, and in the morning I have been half eaten my miniature schnauzers?
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08-08-2007, 05:13 PM
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Then we would sell the other half to the Purina.
What if dogs could talk?
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08-08-2007, 05:14 PM
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People would mistake you for some kind of wild animal. You would be hunted and shot and mounted on the wall of a popular sporting goods store.
What if the children really ARE the future?
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08-08-2007, 05:14 PM
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damn i'm slow
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08-08-2007, 05:15 PM
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If children are the future then all of us adults are fucked, and if dogs could talk they would tell me why they ate half of me.
What if water was outlawed?
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08-08-2007, 05:16 PM
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We would all be drunk by drinking to much Vodka.
What if I were rich?
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