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05-21-2007, 07:30 AM
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Adept Writer
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: The safety of my head
Gender: Male
Posts: 814
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My Hill - Rahvin, you'll love this.
Here is a place for extreme randomness. The rules are simple. I have a hill. You have to take it from me. At the end of every post you must add My Hill.
By the way, not weapons of mass destruction can be used. It won't be a hill afterwards and you'll be disqualified (kind of).
I'm starting. I'm standing on a hill. Try to take it from me.
My hill.
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"It's always fun until someone gets hurt, and then it's just hilarious"
Ricochet - Faith No More
"Walk softly, and carry a big gun."
Force Commnander - Dawn of War
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05-21-2007, 07:55 AM
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Adept Writer
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Swadlincote, England
Gender: Male
Posts: 923
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I use my radiation-fueled slingshot to knock you off.
My hill.
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05-21-2007, 03:04 PM
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Ink Slinger
Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: Was writing a location line, but got distracted by something shiny.
Gender: Female
Posts: 3,964
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I send my demon Wolves after you.
My Hill
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05-21-2007, 03:31 PM
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Adept Writer
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Swadlincote, England
Gender: Male
Posts: 923
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We already had this... My titanium-plated death-sharks with rockets up their arses to make them fly will destroy your wolves.
My hill.
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05-21-2007, 03:53 PM
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Ink Slinger
Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: Was writing a location line, but got distracted by something shiny.
Gender: Female
Posts: 3,964
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uses my supiror interlect to scare you off the hill
My Hill
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05-21-2007, 03:56 PM
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Adept Writer
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Swadlincote, England
Gender: Male
Posts: 923
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Superior intelect, eh? No match for my hydrogen-powered doctors!
My hill
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05-21-2007, 09:15 PM
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Writer
Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: new world
Gender: Male
Posts: 31
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I lure away your hydrogen-powered doctors to a small island in the West Indies where mal-practice insurance can be purchased for as little as a dozen beads and the latest issue of "Harlots of Lyon."
My hill.
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05-21-2007, 09:49 PM
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Addict
Join Date: Feb 2007
Posts: 140
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I use the enticing sound of sizzling bacon to lure you off the hill
my hill
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05-21-2007, 09:54 PM
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Scribe
Join Date: Nov 2006
Gender: Female
Posts: 87
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I take my cues from Painkiller Jane and use random sci-fi cliches to repel you from the hill.
My hill.
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Random Thought: Rain is one of my favorite things. There's a drought in my area right now. Wow, that sucks.
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05-21-2007, 10:42 PM
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Prolific Writer
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Quietly following Alex O'loughlin.
Gender: Female
Posts: 227
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I use use my dumb look to pull you off of the hill. Therefore you will be scared at how dumb i am which causes you to come and help. Which i then use the smarter part of my brain to known you unconsious.
My Hill.
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"I don't wanna sit in the god damn girly chair! Shit I said god damn, god damn I said shit. Have I said Fuck yet?"
Caboose: Don't leave me here with the horrible doctor.
Doc: Shut up Caboose!
Caboose: Now he's cursing at me!
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05-22-2007, 07:09 AM
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Adept Writer
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: The safety of my head
Gender: Male
Posts: 814
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I infect you all with my deadly randomness, and unleash the white coats.
My hill.
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"It's always fun until someone gets hurt, and then it's just hilarious"
Ricochet - Faith No More
"Walk softly, and carry a big gun."
Force Commnander - Dawn of War
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05-22-2007, 07:55 AM
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Writer
Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: new world
Gender: Male
Posts: 31
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I paint the white coats blue-maroon, and they sadly leave the hill and sail off to a deserted island.
My hill.
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05-22-2007, 11:45 AM
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Adept Writer
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Swadlincote, England
Gender: Male
Posts: 923
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I pour a load of... oh, I don't know... 16-foot long flourescent yellow snakes on your Island. And when I say a load, I mean a load.
My Hill
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05-22-2007, 05:48 PM
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Writer
Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: new world
Gender: Male
Posts: 31
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I easily find five or six million Americans who recently saw their jobs leave for the greener pastures of India and China, and who would work for peanuts and a diet Pepsi, and they unload the load of 16-foot long flourescent yellow snakes, and send them on a boat to the damp and dreary shores of Swadlincote -- a place where, apparently, in the manger scene the baby who-ha would be swaddled in a heavy, woolen overcoat.
My hill.
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05-22-2007, 06:03 PM
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Adept Writer
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Swadlincote, England
Gender: Male
Posts: 923
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Ha! Swadlincote rejects all who aren't chavs or deformed mutants (guess why I want to get out...), so your plan would backfire! The snakes would be sent to another place, and eventually forgotten. Meanwhile, I launch a giant party popper at you, and the sheer concussive force of the streamers will push you off the hill. Not to mention smothering you.
My hill.
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