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05-22-2007, 07:28 PM
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I poke the party pooper. "Hey you , you think you're so tough?" I keep poking him. I bruise his skin with my pokes after 38 hours of repeating pokes. He leave. I shout at him "You'd better run!"
My Hill. 
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Whatever you accuse me of , I didn't do it...
Especially the noodle incident , NO-ONE CAN PROVE I DID THAT!!
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05-23-2007, 12:13 AM
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Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: new world
Gender: Male
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I call Dallas. "Hey, need some cow pokes, quick!" They send three dozen by FedEx, overnight. By lunch you are so involved with cow poking that you forget to file your title to "the hill property" with the county registrar, and my associate visits the county offices early in the afternoon and files a quit claim deed demand and title to the land is transferred to my firm, Googles Knot & Phlegm.
My hill.
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05-23-2007, 03:35 AM
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#18
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Adept Writer
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: The safety of my head
Gender: Male
Posts: 818
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I unleash the mutants of hell!
My hill
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"It's always fun until someone gets hurt, and then it's just hilarious"
Ricochet - Faith No More
"Walk softly, and carry a big gun."
Force Commnander - Dawn of War
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05-23-2007, 06:07 AM
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Adept Writer
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Swadlincote, England
Gender: Male
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Oooh mutants...
No match for my helicopter cockroaches! Air strike time! And cockroaches are invincible, invulnerable, immortal, everything. If there was a nuclear holocaust, they would be the only thing left alive. Completely unharmed.
My hill
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05-23-2007, 08:13 AM
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Adept Writer
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: The safety of my head
Gender: Male
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I have the giant cricket bat, and the super-gun. f34r my l33t skills as I batter you to the ground and eject you into orbit. Cockroaches and all. They may be invincible, but they fly very far.
My hill.
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"It's always fun until someone gets hurt, and then it's just hilarious"
Ricochet - Faith No More
"Walk softly, and carry a big gun."
Force Commnander - Dawn of War
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05-23-2007, 08:59 AM
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Adept Writer
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Swadlincote, England
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Noooooo! Fine. I stop off at the moon, and star throwing bits of it at you. Soon, you retreat from the orbital bombardment, and leave the hill.
My hill
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05-24-2007, 03:39 AM
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Adept Writer
Join Date: Mar 2007
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I have the cricket bat.
My hill
__________________
"It's always fun until someone gets hurt, and then it's just hilarious"
Ricochet - Faith No More
"Walk softly, and carry a big gun."
Force Commnander - Dawn of War
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05-24-2007, 05:19 AM
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Adept Writer
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Swadlincote, England
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Damn cricket bat. I come down from the moon and use a flamethrower to incinerate the cricket bat.
My hill
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05-24-2007, 05:53 AM
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Adept Writer
Join Date: Mar 2007
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Bucket of water. Then charred cricket bat round the head. Take that, incompetent fool.
My hill.
__________________
"It's always fun until someone gets hurt, and then it's just hilarious"
Ricochet - Faith No More
"Walk softly, and carry a big gun."
Force Commnander - Dawn of War
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05-24-2007, 07:22 AM
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Adept Writer
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Swadlincote, England
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Buckets of acid. Then flamethrower round the head. Ha!
My Hill
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05-24-2007, 07:29 AM
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Adept Writer
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: The safety of my head
Gender: Male
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I eat acid for breakfast. I have a pet that eats annoying hill-takers for supper. Care to meet him?
My hill.
For the record, he's immune to kilelr sharks.
__________________
"It's always fun until someone gets hurt, and then it's just hilarious"
Ricochet - Faith No More
"Walk softly, and carry a big gun."
Force Commnander - Dawn of War
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05-24-2007, 07:33 AM
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Adept Writer
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Swadlincote, England
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I have a minion that eats hill-taker-eating pets for breakfast. Yummy.
My hill.
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05-24-2007, 07:34 AM
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Adept Writer
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: The safety of my head
Gender: Male
Posts: 818
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I still have my teleporter. Your minion is now lost forever. Muhahahahahaha......
oh, yeah, my hill.
__________________
"It's always fun until someone gets hurt, and then it's just hilarious"
Ricochet - Faith No More
"Walk softly, and carry a big gun."
Force Commnander - Dawn of War
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05-24-2007, 07:36 AM
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Adept Writer
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Swadlincote, England
Gender: Male
Posts: 923
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Dammit! My laser-powered trampoline will bounce your teleporter into space.
My hill.
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05-24-2007, 07:37 AM
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Adept Writer
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: The safety of my head
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It teleports right back. Love those automated systems.
My hill.
__________________
"It's always fun until someone gets hurt, and then it's just hilarious"
Ricochet - Faith No More
"Walk softly, and carry a big gun."
Force Commnander - Dawn of War
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