Randomness Thread

**Eliana** · 05-19-2007, 10:18 AM

Well, i think i would be smart to start a randomness thread becasue so many people do randomness in other peoples threads, and i think it is rude, (even though i did it - hence why im making this thread).

So, yeah welcome to the randomness thread

**Rob** · 05-19-2007, 10:22 AM

I detest celery. I don't see how anyone could eat it.

Cheers,
Rob

**Eliana** · 05-19-2007, 10:27 AM

hehehehehhehee. i dont get it but, hehehehhehehehehhehe. OHHHHHHH wait a sec its celery not clery....heheheheh oh welll.

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW celery is grose as

**Renos Babe** · 05-19-2007, 11:36 AM

okay you want randomness i'll give you randomness your all going to die, i mean it die slow horrible deaths *coughs* did i say that outloud?

**Eliana** · 05-19-2007, 12:50 PM

RB, are you wishing to make an enemy of myself (death) and my evil santa elves that help me do my job?

**Rob** · 05-19-2007, 01:09 PM

Death by celery.

Cheers,
Rob

**Rahvin** · 05-19-2007, 01:09 PM

Don't mess with Eliana's death elves. The only thing they can't kill is my demon-possessed killing fish tank (of death).

**Renos Babe** · 05-19-2007, 08:31 PM

*shakes head* how little you people know, i am the devil and Eliana here works for me.

**Rahvin** · 05-20-2007, 01:41 AM

Do you work in my Hell? If you don't something may be able to be arranged with God...

(this relates to the oven thread - I think - My Hell (tm) is a padded, chocolate-flavoured one (possibly with some other things), and that charges "2000 per hour for entrance. That's why the rich don't go to heaven. They're all too busy enjoying themselves down in Hell)

**Eliana** · 05-20-2007, 05:30 AM

mmmm, that hell sure does look tasty...maybe we could arrange something Rahvin. If i come work for you, i get free access into your hell.
Then i can kill whoever you want.

Possilbly you could get me to kill rich people to make your hell more popular.

(Oh and RB i quit from your hell it way too boring, but i'm still keeping my title whether you like it or not. hehehe.)

**Tsaeb XIII** · 05-20-2007, 06:15 AM

Well that's bad for you Eliana, because as soon as I get into some position of unmeasureable political power I intend on illegalising all non-Biblical hells, and forcing them to merge as a small, insignificant part of the aforementioned hell.

**Renos Babe** · 05-20-2007, 06:19 AM

(nope sorry Eliana you loose your title if you leave my service because if i can grant you that power i can take it away so neh)

which is when i come along and kill you for forcing your religon onto others.

**Eliana** · 05-20-2007, 06:30 AM

Oh well you could have told me what you where frigin ignoring me about, when told me u wern't talking to me i cryed so tell me before you go ignoring me, Savy?

**Tsaeb XIII** · 05-20-2007, 06:38 AM

Originally Posted by Renos Babe

which is when i come along and kill you for forcing your religon onto others.

No, I would never do that. I have no intention of preventing the various other non-hell afterlives from continuing operation, nor making Christianity compulsory.