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05-10-2007, 10:27 PM
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The Ever Changing Sentence
Below you will find a sentence. You may alter, delete, or add no more than TWO WORDS to change the sentences meaning but must still maintain a semi-coherant thought.
The sentence:
I bought my dog flea shampoo yesterday.
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The organ is grinding but the monkey won't dance.
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05-11-2007, 03:02 AM
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I bought my new conditioner-shampoo yesterday.
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Australia, much as I love the country, has got some serious mental issues to work out. Voting out one of the most successful governments ever is not a good strategy for future prosperity, people.
The name 'Tsaeb' is pronounced 'zabe'. Not 't-sabe'. Not 'sabe'. It's 'zabe'. Period.
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05-11-2007, 03:10 PM
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He discarded my new conditioner-shampoo yesterday.
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05-11-2007, 05:29 PM
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He discarded my new speakers yesterday.
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The organ is grinding but the monkey won't dance.
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05-12-2007, 06:00 PM
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He ate my new head yesterday.
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05-15-2007, 08:42 AM
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He ate my new head yesterday with chopsticks.
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Sometimes it's spelt with one 'L' to save ink.
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05-18-2007, 08:03 PM
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He ate my new powerplant yesterday using chopsticks.
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Australia, much as I love the country, has got some serious mental issues to work out. Voting out one of the most successful governments ever is not a good strategy for future prosperity, people.
The name 'Tsaeb' is pronounced 'zabe'. Not 't-sabe'. Not 'sabe'. It's 'zabe'. Period.
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05-22-2007, 12:29 AM
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he destroyed my new tires yesterday using chopsticks
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05-22-2007, 02:32 AM
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he destroyed my new glass-eye yesterday using chopsticks
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"I don't wanna sit in the god damn girly chair! Shit I said god damn, god damn I said shit. Have I said Fuck yet?"
Caboose: Don't leave me here with the horrible doctor.
Doc: Shut up Caboose!
Caboose: Now he's cursing at me!
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05-22-2007, 05:50 AM
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he consumed my new glass eye yesterday using chopsticks
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05-22-2007, 06:58 AM
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satan consumed my new glass eye yesterday using hellfire
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05-23-2007, 03:03 AM
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Satan stole my new glass eye yesterday using illusions.
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Australia, much as I love the country, has got some serious mental issues to work out. Voting out one of the most successful governments ever is not a good strategy for future prosperity, people.
The name 'Tsaeb' is pronounced 'zabe'. Not 't-sabe'. Not 'sabe'. It's 'zabe'. Period.
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05-23-2007, 05:05 AM
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Satan ate my new leg yesterday using illusions.
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Ricochet - Faith No More
"Walk softly, and carry a big gun."
Force Commnander - Dawn of War
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05-23-2007, 05:27 AM
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Satan repossessed my new leg yesterday using debt-collectors.
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Australia, much as I love the country, has got some serious mental issues to work out. Voting out one of the most successful governments ever is not a good strategy for future prosperity, people.
The name 'Tsaeb' is pronounced 'zabe'. Not 't-sabe'. Not 'sabe'. It's 'zabe'. Period.
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05-23-2007, 05:29 AM
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Debt-collectors repossessed my new leg yesterday using Flamethrowers
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