Shawn

I've used this to help with dialogue composition a lot. The basic premise is: remember funny quotes from your past and put them into dialogue. This is just a thread to post and respond, I should think.

I'll get it started:

(in relation to Benji's term paper)
Benjamin: We dropped the 'F bomb' on the Japanese in WWII, right?

Shawn: The 'A bomb' you mean?

Benjamin: No, no... it was the 'F bomb', wasn't it?

Shawn: You are such an idiot.

Now your turn.

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"Let me be mad! Chain me, ye furies, to your iron beds! And lash my guilty corpse, with whips of scorpion!"

- HWV 60

ManaCorp

Sir Lancelot: We were in the nick of time. You were in great peril.
Sir Galahad: I don't think I was.
Sir Lancelot: Yes, you were. You were in terrible peril.
Sir Galahad: Look, let me go back in there and face the peril.
Sir Lancelot: No, it's too perilous.
Sir Galahad: Look, it's my duty as a knight to sample as much peril as I can.
Sir Lancelot: No, we've got to find the Holy Grail. Come on.
Sir Galahad: Oh, let me have just a little bit of peril?
Sir Lancelot: No. It's unhealthy.
Sir Galahad: I bet you're gay.
Sir Lancelot: Am not.

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‘There must be some magic in play!’ - Radan

Rahvin

From "Never Push when it says Pull"

"Bitter people aren't glass half full or glass half empty people. To their minds, some malicious bastard has drunk the other half of their glass."

and

"Occasionally you'll find a book where the pages have been marked by the blood of a husband who doesn't want to read in ben and insists on putting the light out to sleep. This is a bit harsh because dreams are just badly edited fiction for speed readers."

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