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04-09-2007, 09:07 PM
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insult the person above
umm, self explanitory.
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04-09-2007, 09:10 PM
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Ink Slinger
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: in the prison of my own mind
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Twitch is a three-legged Russian prostitute who gets banged more than a screen door in a Hurricane.
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04-10-2007, 12:32 AM
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Prolific Writer
Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Waiting in the shadows behind anyone who incorrectly says my name. You will be killed. With a spoon.
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Um twitch, do you know that you can insult to your heart's content in Post Baseless Lies? Plus, it's more amusing because you don't have to insult, you can say whatever you want.
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Australia, much as I love the country, has got some serious mental issues to work out. Voting out one of the most successful governments ever is not a good strategy for future prosperity, people.
The name 'Tsaeb' is pronounced 'zabe'. Not 't-sabe'. Not 'sabe'. It's 'zabe'. Period.
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04-10-2007, 05:42 AM
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tsaeb, idiocy isnt just the begining for you is it? you neglected sun of a bitch, your best chance is to take a gun to your head. ill say it once, fuck you
((but this is more fun, see? baseless lies is different))
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04-10-2007, 06:43 AM
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Adept Writer
Join Date: Apr 2007
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twitch is a she-male who, yesterday got engaged to a brazilian named raul and he recently changed his name to consuelo.
*Raul and consuelo*
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04-10-2007, 07:18 AM
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Adept Writer
Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: MI, USA
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Lyonidus' sword really isn't all that impressive... and I hear he has trouble keeping it up.
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"Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind." Dr. Seuss
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04-10-2007, 07:28 AM
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Adept Writer
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foggyimagination got kicked out of fairy land for abusive language and slapping the tooth fairy whilst in a drunken stupor
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04-10-2007, 07:37 AM
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Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Liverpool, England
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Lyonidus has raped around 2000 corpses, he was so bad the corpses could shag a tree and it would have more fun!
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Wish upon a star, Believe in will, The realm of the king of fantasy,
The master of the daylight lore, The way to kingdom I adore,
Where the warrior's heart is pure, Where the stories will come true.
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04-10-2007, 07:43 AM
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Adept Writer
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TheCrow's breath smells SO BAD that when he opens his mouth to speak, his teeth duck!
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"Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind." Dr. Seuss
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04-10-2007, 07:58 AM
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foggy's fairies hair is a wig.
lol i went easy because she didnt insult me yay.
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04-10-2007, 08:02 AM
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Location: Liverpool, England
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(I'm TheCrow's older sister who is speaking. Hello! ^^)
Lyonidus is an imbisolic ignoramous who likes to secretly sneak off during the night to venture out with his mutated sex slave named Paul, aged 63 years young. Who you think is an excellent kisser, but only when he takes his false teeth out. And when you return home each night from your riviting ordeal, you are covered in saliva from Paul, but if you leave your room to go to the bathroom you might be spotted, so to avoid that you instead lick it off. For if your parents find out there is the risk of them wanting to tag along and join in to form a rather disturbing orgy. In fact, I'm emailing them right now! Tell your mum not to forget the whipped cream! 
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Wish upon a star, Believe in will, The realm of the king of fantasy,
The master of the daylight lore, The way to kingdom I adore,
Where the warrior's heart is pure, Where the stories will come true.
Last edited by TheCrow : 04-10-2007 at 08:05 AM.
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04-10-2007, 08:02 AM
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Lyonidus is so full of crap, they could beat it out of him with a stick and send whats left of him home in a matchbox.
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"Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind." Dr. Seuss
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04-10-2007, 08:04 AM
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lol foggy was born in the year of the jackass.
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04-10-2007, 08:08 AM
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Adept Writer
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Lol, ok so I know I'm messing up the flow here... but the crow's big sister is friggin hilarious!!
Lyonidus on the other hand... if he stands sideways in the wind, he has to put his finger to his ear to keep his head from whistling
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"Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind." Dr. Seuss
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04-10-2007, 08:10 AM
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Adept Writer
Join Date: Apr 2007
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foggyimagination has overtaken borats sister and is now the most highly paid prostitute in kazakhstan, earning roughly the equivalent to twent cents an hour. (This is for ALL services)
lol,this really does feel bad, i am not good at insulting girls.
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