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04-11-2007, 01:12 AM
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Unclebigdave is a hairybacked wood hippy from the backwoods of West Virginia. He is proud of himself for having the most teeth in his family...four.
No offense to West Virginians. I was born in the Ozark mountains and have heard every corncob joke there is.
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Ain't right in the head
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04-11-2007, 07:13 AM
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Skitz is a total shite from the ass of planet Uranus.
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Wish upon a star, Believe in will, The realm of the king of fantasy,
The master of the daylight lore, The way to kingdom I adore,
Where the warrior's heart is pure, Where the stories will come true.
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04-11-2007, 11:32 AM
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Hahaha, TheCrow is so stupid she doesnt realise her hair is on fire.... and she really lives on Heranus.... sister planet to Uranus.
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Veni, Vedi, Vici - Julius Caesar
Who Dares Wins
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04-12-2007, 04:34 AM
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Cefor is so dumb, he went up to a gut in the middle of the street and asked for his autograph because he thought the guy was Jimi Hendrix. It was a sucurity guard who ended beating Cefor to a pulp. Everyone couldn't help but laugh.
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Wish upon a star, Believe in will, The realm of the king of fantasy,
The master of the daylight lore, The way to kingdom I adore,
Where the warrior's heart is pure, Where the stories will come true.
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04-12-2007, 05:01 AM
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The crow is my eighty year old grandmother who follows me everywhere. She is completely nuts.
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04-12-2007, 05:21 AM
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Skitz, be realistic. I'm not even old enough to be a mother. You are probably about 15 years old and already a great, great, great grandparent to over 12 million teenagers. How, I don't know.
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Wish upon a star, Believe in will, The realm of the king of fantasy,
The master of the daylight lore, The way to kingdom I adore,
Where the warrior's heart is pure, Where the stories will come true.
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04-12-2007, 05:56 PM
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the crow, i hear you spend most of your time horizantal.
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04-13-2007, 05:47 AM
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Twitch, I hear you spend most of your time underground.
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Wish upon a star, Believe in will, The realm of the king of fantasy,
The master of the daylight lore, The way to kingdom I adore,
Where the warrior's heart is pure, Where the stories will come true.
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04-13-2007, 08:20 AM
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The Crow was really born "Jack Daw," but grew so tired of trying to clean heranus at urinals, she sold her collection of stolen buttons, bits of foil and Burger King wrappers, and had a feather-change operation. She still likes to have her chest petted, though.
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04-14-2007, 03:56 AM
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Zeplin10 was flushed down the toilet and then crawled back up to sleep with his grandfather's husband.
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Wish upon a star, Believe in will, The realm of the king of fantasy,
The master of the daylight lore, The way to kingdom I adore,
Where the warrior's heart is pure, Where the stories will come true.
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04-14-2007, 06:43 AM
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TheCrow went back in time, and became her own great grand mother
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04-14-2007, 07:12 AM
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wis3on3 is really the great great great grandson of hitler and seeks to rule all the people. He also calls daddy mommy and vice versa.
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04-14-2007, 07:49 AM
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Lynoidus's degree in genealogy came from Yorba's Academy of Par Excellence in Argentina, where many of the professors were former notsi-goodsi guys from Heirmany, who taught the subject wearing a gaucho on each foot.
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06-09-2007, 12:20 AM
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zeplin is really a small little jet plane that can't even fly!
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06-09-2007, 12:47 AM
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golfprincess is such a low cad,
such a low cad,
it's not wonder she makes me so mad
she won't rob the poor,
because you can't get a turnip to bleed,
when you rob the rich you get so much more
which is why she would swindle
Candide-dide-dide
(And I swindled Bernstein... ha)
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