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| Word Games Word games, riddles, one word per post, the person above me, unholy haiku etcetera. Posts made here do not add to post count. |
03-22-2007, 05:24 AM
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You know when.....
You know when you're car is running out of juice because you drive faster to the petrol station.
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Proof read carefully to see if you any words out. unknown.
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03-23-2007, 05:09 PM
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Oppppsssss!
 You know your children / grandchildren have been listening to "every" word you've said when...at the most embarrassing moments.  ..spouts out the curse words you've used...not thinking they were paying attention!!!! 
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Veni, vidi, laboraro scriptio de hoc. I came, I saw, I tried to write about it.
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03-24-2007, 06:17 AM
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You know when you're getting old when you go to bed with a grandparent for the first time. (not me I hasten to add)
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03-24-2007, 07:17 AM
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Originally Posted by Cornish Maid
You know when you're getting old when you go to bed with a grandparent for the first time.
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Hey it not that bad...I go to bed with a grandma every night.
You know your getting old when you get on an airliner and both pilots look younger (and probably are) than "your" children.
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Veni, vidi, laboraro scriptio de hoc. I came, I saw, I tried to write about it.
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03-24-2007, 07:44 AM
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You know when you should have thought about your post more when you stick a trio of exclamation marks on the end to try and make it worth reading at all!!!
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03-24-2007, 11:02 AM
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Originally Posted by seawings
You know your getting old when you get on an airliner and both pilots look younger (and probably are) than "your" children.
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If they're younger than mine then we are in trouble! And I've seen mine try to steer a bicycle.
You know you're a writer when you're still up at three in the morning trying to finish 'that' chapter.
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04-09-2007, 12:46 PM
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you know when youre about to die, everything becomes so simple.
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04-09-2007, 01:14 PM
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You know you really have to pee when your teeth begin to float...
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"Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind." Dr. Seuss
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04-09-2007, 01:24 PM
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you know you shouldve cooked youre own breakfast whenthe food arrives.
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04-10-2007, 12:43 AM
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You know that you have gone beyond desperate when you post a new thread in Word Games.
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Australia, much as I love the country, has got some serious mental issues to work out. Voting out one of the most successful governments ever is not a good strategy for future prosperity, people.
The name 'Tsaeb' is pronounced 'zabe'. Not 't-sabe'. Not 'sabe'. It's 'zabe'. Period.
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04-10-2007, 06:53 AM
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you know that you should go to the doctors when you begin going quack.
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04-10-2007, 06:57 AM
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You know you're getting old when your knees crack when you stand up too fast.
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04-10-2007, 07:02 AM
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you know youre getting old when you have to mash up your food first.
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04-10-2007, 04:01 PM
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You know when you need to sleep when you think you're having a good time with Snoopy.
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04-10-2007, 04:16 PM
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you know youre having a good time with snoopy when you need to sleep.
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