Tyson

First a person makes a wish, then in the post below you say *granted* but... then n unfortunate event is caused by the wish and then the person who caused the bad thing to happen makes a wish and so on. Example:
First person: I wish I were a teddy bear.
Second person: Granted but a girl squezes you to hard and you die.
End example.

I'll start:
I wish I had a new car.

Pawn

Granted.

Your car turns out to be a novelty bouncey castle. You accidentally pop it while doing some in-car sewing, and end up in a hedge to the side of a major motorway.

I wish I was even sexier than I already am.

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petrel}

Granted, but during the transformation, you become a girl.
I wish was over my cold.

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eMBeR Chan

You become soo sexy that all girls want you, they want you so much tey kill eachother to get to you, obviously the strongest wins which is a big dykie looking girl named Kyle, she's the only girl left in the world, have fun.

I wish I had super powers.

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Yesterday, there was so many things I was never shown
Suddenly this time I found I'm on the streets and I'm all alone
'Cause yesterday's got nothin' for me
Old pictures that I'll always see
Time just fades the pages In my book of memories

Tyson

Granted, but your cold was protecting you from getting pneumonia and you have caught it.

eMBeR Chan

lol damn u peterl posting a second b4 me!!! GRR

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Yesterday, there was so many things I was never shown
Suddenly this time I found I'm on the streets and I'm all alone
'Cause yesterday's got nothin' for me
Old pictures that I'll always see
Time just fades the pages In my book of memories

Tyson

dito ember but I forgot to wish so oh well take his.

Pawn

Granted.

You gain super powers, including the truly astounding ability to explode every four seconds. Four seconds later, you explode.

I wish I had an afro.

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eMBeR Chan

You get your afro but things get stuck in it, like frag gernades...you know what that leads too, well anyway, you die.

I wish I were MAAD pretty.

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Yesterday, there was so many things I was never shown
Suddenly this time I found I'm on the streets and I'm all alone
'Cause yesterday's got nothin' for me
Old pictures that I'll always see
Time just fades the pages In my book of memories

bobothegoat

Granted... I think.

Of course since I don't know what MAAD means, I misinterpret you to mean mad. Therefor you were only pretty when you were mad, but ugly the rest of the time.

I wish that I knew every word in the English language.

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pgoroncy

Granted.

But those are the only words you know and you now live in Spain.

I wish that I knew everything about everything.

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bobothegoat

Granted, however the knowledge is beyond your puny verbalization skills causing you to fail to underrstand it.

I wish we could just teleport our new refriderator into our kichen so we wouldn't have to take off the doors just to get it inside.

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daniela

Granted, but it was accidentally transported into a kitchen in Florida, and since you can only teleport the fridge once, you now have to drive to get it.


I wish I could find out why my computer occasionally makes a weird grinding noise and blows hot air out of the vents without having to take it to the shop...

--DM--

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Pawn

Granted.

You find out. Unfortunately the forbidden knowledge causes you to go permanently insane. You're deported to a lunatic asylum in Poland, where you scratch a living selling life-sized models of Queen Elizabeth.

I wish I was rich, rich beyond my wildest dreams.

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Tyson

Granted- but you are so rich that your money is flowing in your house and you drown in it.

I wish I didn't take pre-engineering (dumb class)