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| Word Games Word games, riddles, one word per post, the person above me, unholy haiku etcetera. Posts made here do not add to post count. |
09-30-2004, 09:20 PM
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Adept Writer
Join Date: May 2004
Location: Utah
Posts: 906
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Corupted wishes game
First a person makes a wish, then in the post below you say *granted* but... then n unfortunate event is caused by the wish and then the person who caused the bad thing to happen makes a wish and so on. Example:
First person: I wish I were a teddy bear.
Second person: Granted but a girl squezes you to hard and you die.
End example.
I'll start:
I wish I had a new car.
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09-30-2004, 09:30 PM
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Penguin-in-Chief
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: Edinburgh
Gender: Male
Posts: 6,530
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Granted.
Your car turns out to be a novelty bouncey castle. You accidentally pop it while doing some in-car sewing, and end up in a hedge to the side of a major motorway.
I wish I was even sexier than I already am.
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09-30-2004, 09:31 PM
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Profound Writer
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Ontari-ari-ari-o
Gender: Female
Posts: 1,267
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Granted, but during the transformation, you become a girl.
I wish was over my cold.
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A man's subconscious self is not the ideal companion. It lurks for the greater part of his life in some dark den of its own, hidden away, and emerges only to taunt and deride and increase the misery of a miserable hour.
P. G. Wodehouse, Uneasy Money
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09-30-2004, 09:32 PM
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Prolific Writer
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: New York
Posts: 440
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You become soo sexy that all girls want you, they want you so much tey kill eachother to get to you, obviously the strongest wins which is a big dykie looking girl named Kyle, she's the only girl left in the world, have fun.
I wish I had super powers.
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Yesterday, there was so many things I was never shown
Suddenly this time I found I'm on the streets and I'm all alone
'Cause yesterday's got nothin' for me
Old pictures that I'll always see
Time just fades the pages In my book of memories
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09-30-2004, 09:33 PM
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Adept Writer
Join Date: May 2004
Location: Utah
Posts: 906
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Granted, but your cold was protecting you from getting pneumonia and you have caught it.
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09-30-2004, 09:34 PM
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Prolific Writer
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: New York
Posts: 440
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lol damn u peterl posting a second b4 me!!! GRR
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Yesterday, there was so many things I was never shown
Suddenly this time I found I'm on the streets and I'm all alone
'Cause yesterday's got nothin' for me
Old pictures that I'll always see
Time just fades the pages In my book of memories
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09-30-2004, 09:34 PM
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Adept Writer
Join Date: May 2004
Location: Utah
Posts: 906
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dito ember but I forgot to wish so oh well take his.
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09-30-2004, 09:36 PM
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Penguin-in-Chief
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: Edinburgh
Gender: Male
Posts: 6,530
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Granted.
You gain super powers, including the truly astounding ability to explode every four seconds. Four seconds later, you explode.
I wish I had an afro.
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09-30-2004, 09:37 PM
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Prolific Writer
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: New York
Posts: 440
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You get your afro but things get stuck in it, like frag gernades...you know what that leads too, well anyway, you die.
I wish I were MAAD pretty.
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Yesterday, there was so many things I was never shown
Suddenly this time I found I'm on the streets and I'm all alone
'Cause yesterday's got nothin' for me
Old pictures that I'll always see
Time just fades the pages In my book of memories
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09-30-2004, 10:07 PM
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Ink Slinger
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Vancouver, Washington
Gender: Male
Posts: 3,210
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Granted... I think.
Of course since I don't know what MAAD means, I misinterpret you to mean mad. Therefor you were only pretty when you were mad, but ugly the rest of the time.
I wish that I knew every word in the English language.
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Bobo the Goat
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09-30-2004, 10:21 PM
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Ink Slinger
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: West Virginia, USA
Posts: 4,259
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Granted.
But those are the only words you know and you now live in Spain.
I wish that I knew everything about everything.
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09-30-2004, 11:48 PM
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Ink Slinger
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Vancouver, Washington
Gender: Male
Posts: 3,210
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Granted, however the knowledge is beyond your puny verbalization skills causing you to fail to underrstand it.
I wish we could just teleport our new refriderator into our kichen so we wouldn't have to take off the doors just to get it inside.
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Bobo the Goat
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10-01-2004, 12:31 AM
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Ink Slinger
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: sort of upstate NY
Posts: 2,834
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Granted, but it was accidentally transported into a kitchen in Florida, and since you can only teleport the fridge once, you now have to drive to get it.
I wish I could find out why my computer occasionally makes a weird grinding noise and blows hot air out of the vents without having to take it to the shop...
--DM--
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"When you catch an adjective, kill it. No, I don't mean utterly, but kill most of them—then the rest will be valuable." - Mark Twain
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10-01-2004, 09:54 AM
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Penguin-in-Chief
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: Edinburgh
Gender: Male
Posts: 6,530
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Granted.
You find out. Unfortunately the forbidden knowledge causes you to go permanently insane. You're deported to a lunatic asylum in Poland, where you scratch a living selling life-sized models of Queen Elizabeth.
I wish I was rich, rich beyond my wildest dreams.
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10-01-2004, 01:22 PM
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Adept Writer
Join Date: May 2004
Location: Utah
Posts: 906
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Granted- but you are so rich that your money is flowing in your house and you drown in it.
I wish I didn't take pre-engineering (dumb class)
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